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100 new laws that would help us personally...
2004-09-11, 2:51 PM #81
9) Thongs may or may not be worn in conjunction with other clothing.
8) Ambiguity could be a new function in future or past laws and ordinances, although it may or may not be completely necessary.
Hey, Blue? I'm loving the things you do. From the very first time, the fight you fight for will always be mine.
2004-09-11, 3:54 PM #82
7. Nvidia FX cards may not be sold any more
6. Geforce 6800 Ultra's and X800XT cost only 200$
5. Game companies must stop making Games for PC worce so they will work on consoles.
4. Free web hosting for all
3. Speed limit 80 Mph
2. Rule 1 can not be changed.
1. Obi_Kwiet is the most awesome guy in the Universe.
2004-09-11, 3:56 PM #83
0. This list won't end at 100.
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2004-09-11, 4:21 PM #84
Yes it will.

-1. Any other laws after this are void.
2004-09-11, 4:54 PM #85
-2) Including this one.

PARADOX!
Hey, Blue? I'm loving the things you do. From the very first time, the fight you fight for will always be mine.
2004-09-11, 4:55 PM #86
hahaha, Tony, you voided your own law, thus affirming the former voiding law, making your own law void, thus affirming the...PARADOX!
KOP_blujay
Just dancin'...and singin'...in the Force.
2004-09-11, 5:10 PM #87
This got weird. O_o
SnailIracing:n(500tpostshpereline)pants
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2004-09-11, 5:14 PM #88
[http://smirking.com/gallery/data/media/10/shut-up-blank.jpg]

OMG LEIK HIJACK!

POST RANDOM PICTURES!!!!
Catloaf, meet mouseloaf.
My music
2004-09-11, 5:18 PM #89
*shrug*
SnailIracing:n(500tpostshpereline)pants
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2004-09-11, 5:30 PM #90
Quote:
Originally posted by Echoman
*shrug* (picture of Panzerfaust)


Okay, so why does it take like 4 direct hits with that to kill a super-soldier? I mean, their armour can't be that much better than tank armour.
Stuff
2004-09-11, 6:34 PM #91
Heh.

Did you ever try to hit the flamethrower Nazi with a pistol. They take a crapload of bullets!
SnailIracing:n(500tpostshpereline)pants
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2004-09-11, 6:41 PM #92
LUGER!
SnailIracing:n(500tpostshpereline)pants
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2004-09-11, 6:54 PM #93
[http://www.gunsbarroses.jp/contents/gallery/spetsnaz.jpg]
The music industry is a cruel and shallow money trench where thieves and pimps run free, and good men die like dogs. There's also a negative side.
2004-09-11, 7:07 PM #94
That's not random, kakdamnit!
Catloaf, meet mouseloaf.
My music
2004-09-11, 7:28 PM #95
[http://www.netstate.com/states/symb/fruit/images/apple.jpg]

better?
The music industry is a cruel and shallow money trench where thieves and pimps run free, and good men die like dogs. There's also a negative side.
2004-09-11, 7:31 PM #96
...

Yes.

And now...

[I thought we decided that image was inappropriate for these PG-rated forums.]
Catloaf, meet mouseloaf.
My music
2004-09-11, 8:05 PM #97
OOoh! What was the censored image!
It's not the side effects of cocaine, so then I'm thinking that it must be love
2004-09-11, 8:15 PM #98
Shoort Shorts
[http://www.geocities.com/WestHollywood/1742/short010.jpg]
I know that you believe you understand what you think I said, but I'm not sure you realize that what you heard is not what I meant.
2004-09-11, 8:21 PM #99
[http://cognitrn.psych.indiana.edu/busey/HomePage/images/FaceInNoise/Noise.jpg]
I'm just a little boy.
2004-09-11, 8:22 PM #100
For the love of god, that is horriable!...Didn't we make a law againest posting images like that? COME ON MAN! MY VIRGIN EYES!

CURSE YOU!
"Time doesn't heal, It kills what is ment to die." - R.A
2004-09-11, 9:08 PM #101
Those short shorts.....I want them banned!!!
SnailIracing:n(500tpostshpereline)pants
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2004-09-11, 9:21 PM #102
Quote:
Originally posted by Flexor
http://www.gunsbarroses.jp/contents/gallery/spetsnaz.jpg


Whoever made that must really like Airsoft. That's a perfect representation of the Tokyo Marui Beta Spetsnaz.. 'Course, it has .jp in it, so it makes sense.
"We came, we saw, we conquered, we...woke up!"
2004-09-11, 9:31 PM #103
Quote:
Originally posted by Echoman
Heh.

Did you ever try to hit the flamethrower Nazi with a pistol. They take a crapload of bullets!


You don't know how many times I died while trying to kill those sons of *****es after running out of ammo for all my machine guns. Their range seems impossibly long for a flamethrower.
Stuff
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