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100 new laws that would help us personally...
2004-09-10, 7:51 PM #41
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Originally posted by Obi_Kwiet
54. Every one should be taught to learn, recognize, and appreciate humor and sarcasm. All who do not will be shot.


Well look at the Kettle Calling the Teapot Black... :rolleyes:
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2004-09-10, 8:00 PM #42
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99.) Reciting Eminem music (or any valueless rap music) in public is now banned.


How/Why should it be banned? Why not ban the many heavy metal or rock groups that put out negative lyrics? Why specifically target rap?

Music doesn't cause violence. People do.
2004-09-10, 8:01 PM #43
52. People should also learn how to make a good come back.
51. Free 1Tbps cable line for all.
50. All your base are belong to us!
2004-09-10, 8:05 PM #44
World peace. Only rule we need. :)
2004-09-10, 8:19 PM #45
49. 100 rule threads not decending into flame wars.
48. Another World War just to get things moving again.
2004-09-10, 8:39 PM #46
47. Law 56 shall be revoked.
2004-09-10, 8:40 PM #47
46. Anyone creating pop-ups or spam shall be beaten, tortured, and horribly mutilated, and then die a slow and painful death.

45. Same goes for virus creators.

44. An orbiting manufacturing factility shall be built, for the express purpose of producing uber-huge LCD panels for me.

43. English, history, geography, arts, etc. classes shall be abolished and replaced with mathematics and physics.

42. What do you get when you multiply seven by nine?

41. August 1 shall become Global Massassian Day, and every person must bow down to Massassians whilst singing happy birthday to me (and giving me presents).

40. Each person shall be allocated one 10-megawatt laser (with a nuclear power plant attached) so they can have fun blowing holes in things.
Stuff
2004-09-10, 8:48 PM #48
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Originally posted by kyle90

41. August 1 shall become Global Massassian Day, and every person must bow down to Massassians whilst singing happy birthday to me (and giving me presents).


Oooh, mine's August 2! :D
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2004-09-10, 8:51 PM #49
39. Law 47 shall be revoked.
2004-09-10, 8:55 PM #50
Well, it will be interesting to see who gets to #1 and creates the final rule regarding men and thongs...
Stuff
2004-09-10, 9:03 PM #51
38. George Lucas will release the OT on DVD and say "The Special Editions never happened. And I'm redoing the prequals with Timothy Zahn writing the story!"
obviously you've never been able to harness the power of cleavage...

maeve
2004-09-10, 9:03 PM #52
Quote:
Originally posted by Temperamental
How/Why should it be banned? Why not ban the many heavy metal or rock groups that put out negative lyrics? Why specifically target rap?

Music doesn't cause violence. People do.


I didn't say anything about violent lyrics. It's a matter of taste. The thread is to make laws that are based on taste in the thread.
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2004-09-10, 9:17 PM #53
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Originally posted by kyle90
Well, it will be interesting to see who gets to #1 and creates the final rule regarding men and thongs...


I really really hope it's me, because men in thongs are HOT.

*cough*
2004-09-10, 9:56 PM #54
37. Public nudity is mandatory.
I'm just a little boy.
2004-09-10, 10:02 PM #55
Sigh, so much for my thongs.
2004-09-10, 11:10 PM #56
36. All Females will regonise the fact that males do not know, have not known and will never know why you are mad and therefore, will recieve no ill treatment because of this.
On a Swedish chainsaw: "Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands or genitals."
2004-09-11, 3:18 AM #57
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Originally posted by Vincent Valentine
Sigh, so much for my thongs.



Hah! :p
2004-09-11, 10:05 AM #58
35. It shall be seen to that you are never more than half a mile from a pie shop.
A slightly more stripy Gee_4ce, and more than just Something British...

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2004-09-11, 10:14 AM #59
34.) Brian shall rule all
free(jin);
tofu sucks
2004-09-11, 10:19 AM #60
33.) Law 37 shall be redefined: beautiful women are not allowed to wear clothing.
32.) Mountain Dew is declared the national beverage.
31.) Pagewizard must refrain from giving advice on relationships. This is punisheable by anal probes.
30.) GBK gets as many women as he wants. (Until I say otherwise.)
29.) "Rule" must be spelled with two o's, the first lowercase, and the second uppercase.
28.) Bill Gates must learn to make a better OS.
27.) Pie for everyone!
Catloaf, meet mouseloaf.
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2004-09-11, 10:29 AM #61
26.) Vincent Valentines rules and opinions on the subject of thongs and men wearing said items of "clothing" shall be ignored under every circumstance.
2004-09-11, 11:36 AM #62
25.) We must reach number 1 (or else)!
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2004-09-11, 11:54 AM #63
24. All must visit [URL]www.allyourbasearebelongtous.com[/URL] every day.
2004-09-11, 12:01 PM #64
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Originally posted by Obi_Kwiet
24. All must visit [URL]www.allyourbasearebelongtous.com[/URL] every day.


[http://www.allyourbasearebelongtous.com/oldschoolimages/signs/0101.jpg]
"Final" looks like "Anal." ROFL!
I'm glad I never went to that school!
Catloaf, meet mouseloaf.
My music
2004-09-11, 1:28 PM #65
Fleed.) The number 23 shall henceforth be known and used as "Fleed."
omnia mea mecum porto
2004-09-11, 1:31 PM #66
22) Any laws previously revoking Vinny's law-making abilities are hereby revoked and new laws created by Vinny cannot be revoked except by me

21) No law created by me can be revoked, including this law, this law also applies to laws yet to be made.
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2004-09-11, 1:34 PM #67
20. Det is the best admin ever, and nobody may disagree.

19. I have right to revoke any law, and no other laws (except Det's and mine) may be made irrevokable

18. Thongs are back!
2004-09-11, 1:46 PM #68
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Originally posted by djwguitarman
36. All Females will regonise the fact that males do not know, have not known and will never know why you are mad and therefore, will recieve no ill treatment because of this.


Amen.
2004-09-11, 1:55 PM #69
17. I will not confuse numbers of laws
Sneaky sneaks. I'm actually a werewolf. Woof.
2004-09-11, 2:04 PM #70
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Originally posted by DogSRoOL
[http://www.allyourbasearebelongtous.com/oldschoolimages/signs/0101.jpg]
"Final" looks like "Anal." ROFL!
I'm glad I never went to that school!


i did go to that middle school (lexington south carolina... but thay tore down that sign a while ago) the top line is not photoshoped, but "all you base..." line is.

rule 16: All men must buy there gf's, and wives flowers/chocklates.
Laughing at my spelling herts my feelings. Well laughing is fine actully, but posting about it is not.
2004-09-11, 2:15 PM #71
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Originally posted by Vincent Valentine
56. Law 87 has been revoked.


Actually, laws (or ammendments) that come later have priority over those previous in the U.S. government (and most likely every other government); while we in this thread in fact are making laws backwards, which is incorrect. Thus the laws such as

LividDK27's law
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87.) Men are banned from wearing thongs. Period.



hereby takes priority over an earlier law, aka Law 56... :D
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2004-09-11, 2:17 PM #72
Quote:
Originally posted by Elana14
rule 16: All men must buy there gf's, and wives flowers/chocklates.


Since there's no such thing as a "chocklates" I guess we can't, but I'll at least concede to the "flowers" part! :p
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2004-09-11, 2:17 PM #73
16. Laws over rule eachother in order of least to greatest. (100 being the least 1 being the greatest)
2004-09-11, 2:19 PM #74
15.) All Massassians must wear special glasses that invert the colors so that they see pink and white....or did somebody say that already?
2004-09-11, 2:24 PM #75
<---- Hell yes. 0x1000.

14.) Massassians must learn how to count, spell, and user proper grammar.

You all know who you are.
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2004-09-11, 2:24 PM #76
Quote:
Originally posted by Obi_Kwiet
16. Laws over rule eachother in order of least to greatest. (100 being the least 1 being the greatest)



Law 16 is already taken, therefore yours is void :p

13.) No man may wear a thong bar Vincent. Happy?
2004-09-11, 2:35 PM #77
12.) All felines above the age of two seconds old must eat Chuck-E-Cheese food (otherwise known as "sh*t") for the rest of their lives.
2004-09-11, 2:37 PM #78
^ WTF?

11.) 1337 is henceforth banned, and sent back to hell, from whence it came.
Catloaf, meet mouseloaf.
My music
2004-09-11, 2:42 PM #79
10. All men may wear thongs.

(I don't like wearing thongs)
2004-09-11, 2:43 PM #80
Wayne Brady wears a g-string.
:D

Don't ask me how I know that.
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