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2004-10-11, 4:36 PM #1
Few inches longer.

This is a spin-off of the interracial relationships thread.

Pre-disclaimer: I'd like to make this a legitimate and serious topic. Women can speak about breast augmentation and it be a conversation about morals, confidence, and effects. We as guys should be able to talk about penis lengths, and so forth without getting out of hand.

That said, I'm really interested to hear if guys are as self conscious about their manhood as a lot of my friends. Now that a lot of them have girlfriends, and are becoming sexually active, they're overly conscious about the length of their penis, and their ability to deliver results for their girlfriends.

Does size really matter? Do women honestly prefer a specific size (Not just bigger) over another? Should guys worry about it THAT much?

Lengthening procedures for males are quite simple, and pretty cheap (As opposed to breast augmentations). Would you seriously consider having your penis lengthened, shortened, etc? I mean, it's not like it's an object out there for all to see, like breasts, but since men are so keen to pissing contests, I'd assume that a man's confidence would rise with a longer, or more sculpted penis?

Again, while this may sound silly and absurd, and asking for jokes, I'd really like to have a serious conversation about it. It seems it's not a usual topic for guys in our age range.

JediKirby

(Oh, and females of massassi, it'd help out a lot if you could throw your two cents in. It's more than likelly that most of us guys know nothing about women's appeal on this.)
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2004-10-11, 4:39 PM #2
I feel that it is a healthy balance between size and technique.
2004-10-11, 4:46 PM #3
I figured this thread would be about hot dogs . . . but not of this sort. :p

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Originally posted by jEDIkIRBY
...since men are so keen to pissing contests, I'd assume that a man's confidence would rise with a longer, or more sculpted penis?...

Youd think so, but no.
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2004-10-11, 5:00 PM #4
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Originally posted by gbk
I figured this thread would be about hot dogs . . . but not of this sort. :p


Yeah, I'm good.
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2004-10-11, 5:01 PM #5
Knowing what you're doing is far more important than size. In order to know what you're doing, you have to know what the girl wants, what makes her howl, so to speak.
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2004-10-11, 5:01 PM #6
Quote:
Originally posted by gbk
I figured this thread would be about hot dogs . . . but not of this sort. :p
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2004-10-11, 5:02 PM #7
I'm slightly below average, I don't care. An extra inch or so wouldn't hurt, though.

I've also never had sex before, so my opinion is void.
2004-10-11, 5:03 PM #8
Uh, I really don't care about my... length. O.o

I'd say it's more an issue of guys being afraid of getting ridiculed by other guys based on thier size... But women don't really care...... I think.

I'm only 14, you can ignore my opinion on this topic as much as you like, I don't mind. :o
DO NOT WANT.
2004-10-11, 5:04 PM #9
I actually saw a bit about lengthening procedures on The Man Show. A good half of the penis is still within the body, and so they simply make some incisions, pull it out, and use donated skin grafts to replace the removed skin.

So when you donate organs, just think of what they might be going to.

As for elevated levels of confidence, I think (for some guys) it would. I won't say that I've never been insecure about the size of my penis, my level of confidence doesn't hinge on that. Other guys' does.

Oh, and:

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Bullet Tooth Tony : So, you are obviously the big [Richard]. The men on the side of ya are your balls. There are two types of balls. There are big brave balls, and there are little mincey ****** balls.

Vinny : These are your last words, so make them a prayer.

Bullet Tooth Tony : Now, [Richard]s have drive and clarity of vision, but they are not clever. They smell [female gentialia] and they want a piece of the action. And you thought you smelled some good old [female genitalia], and have brought your two small mincey ****** balls along for a good old time. But you've got your parties mangled up. There's no [female genitlia] here, just a dose that'll make you wish you were born a woman. Like a prick, you are having second thoughts. You are shrinking, and your two little balls are shrinking with ya. The fact that you've got "Replica" written down the side of your gun, and the fact that I've got "Desert Eagle point five O" written on the side of mine, should precipitate your balls into shrinking, along with your presence. Now...**** off.
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2004-10-11, 5:09 PM #10
Well my opinion is that if your girl really cares that much about the size of your schlong, she's pretty shallow, if she doesn't understand, I'd prolly say she's not the girl for you but yeah, I think I'm about average, okay is 6 inches the average size with an unerected penis, or with an erection?
2004-10-11, 5:09 PM #11
i'm comfortable with my wang.
2004-10-11, 5:12 PM #12
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Originally posted by -Monoxide-
okay is 6 inches the average size with an unerected penis, or with an erection?


If taht was average for unerected, then guys would be walking around with foot-long boners in thier pants. That's like... down to your knee. O_o

6-inch is definetely average when aroused. :o
DO NOT WANT.
2004-10-11, 5:12 PM #13
6 inches is average, erect.
2004-10-11, 5:13 PM #14
Doesn't hormones play into this?

But doesn't the size of the willy sort of mean there is "more of it?" A bigger one would probably catch the attention of people because of its "appearence" more than a shorter one. Getting the attention of females is seen often in nature. Males want females to think about them so, in some cases, they need "remarkable feature" (such as a huge private). Why is a man often attracted to big breasts? Because they grab the eye.

Good lord, I just wrote a post of this....
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2004-10-11, 5:16 PM #15
I like smaller breasts (B or BB).
2004-10-11, 5:18 PM #16
Large breasts is predominantly popular in North America, but if you go further south, a larger behind is of more importance than breast size.

Oh, and fun fact: shortest erection on record is 2 inches, longest on record is 16.
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2004-10-11, 5:21 PM #17
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Originally posted by Echoman
Doesn't hormones play into this?

But doesn't the size of the willy sort of mean there is "more of it?" A bigger one would probably catch the attention of people because of its "appearence" more than a shorter one. Getting the attention of females is seen often in nature. Males want females to think about them so, in some cases, they need "remarkable feature" (such as a huge private). Why is a man often attracted to big breasts? Because they grab the eye.

Good lord, I just wrote a post of this....


Actually, men are attracted to big breasts because they signify fertility. A woman with big breasts is more likely to be able to feed her children well than one with small breasts. Of course, nowadays, this train of thought isn't always true (for instance, a lot of guys prefer 'petite' women), but it still holds somewhat true at least.

BTW, Wolfy--<3 Snatch.
D E A T H
2004-10-11, 5:22 PM #18
Man.. that would suck to have a 2 inch bone... could a girl even feel it? And could he even reproduce by natural means?
2004-10-11, 5:26 PM #19
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Originally posted by Wolfy
Oh, and fun fact: shortest erection on record is 2 inches...

Wow do I feel sorry for that guy :eek:
2004-10-11, 5:26 PM #20
Yoshi, no. When I see someone hot, I don't think 'now they could easily feed babies well with those breasts, therefore I think she is hot'... more like 'I'd tap that'. :D
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2004-10-11, 5:30 PM #21
But it has to do with nature. Naturally, you can't ignore your lusts. Those natural needs are according to fertility.
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2004-10-11, 5:31 PM #22
Quote:
Originally posted by Wolfy
shortest erection on record is 2 inches


I feel sorry for that guy. poor b@stard.....


I heard the average length is anywhere between 5.5 and 6.5". I'm slightly above average, btw.

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okay is 6 inches the average size with an unerected penis, or with an erection?


Your limp size is irrelevant. Guys that are big when limp won't double their size when they get wood.
2004-10-11, 5:36 PM #23
Quote:
Originally posted by -Monoxide-
Man.. that would suck to have a 2 inch bone... could a girl even feel it? And could he even reproduce by natural means?


probably not. Although you can increase your size by a few years worth of jelq excercises (the pills, etc. are bulls*** from what i've heard) that guy probably wouldn't get too much out of it.
2004-10-11, 5:39 PM #24
I can contest on the non erect and erect thing. My penis is quite small when unerect, but it's fully erect size is about 6 and a half inches long. I consider that inproportionate, considering myself being 3'4" tall. But my non-erect size seems to be proportionate to my body.

JediKirby
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2004-10-11, 5:40 PM #25
I don't care how long it is, as long as it gets the job done.
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2004-10-11, 5:47 PM #26
I'm only 7...................meters. Zing.


P.S. You are all sick bastards for putting rulers down your nether regions!!!!
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2004-10-11, 5:47 PM #27
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Originally posted by Pagewizard_YKS

I heard the average length is anywhere between 5.5 and 6.5". I'm slightly above average, btw.
2004-10-11, 5:49 PM #28
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I'm slightly above average, btw.


Compared to what rodent? :D
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2004-10-11, 5:49 PM #29
Any guy that obsesses over his penis is sad and needs a life.

Also, from what I've heard from Loveline(that trumps The Man Show :p), having those operations can make it so erections are harder to have. I can't remember exactly what Drew said about that issue, so if someone knows, please post.
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2004-10-11, 5:51 PM #30
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Now the admin stuff is out of the way...

Generally a man will prefer a woman who's slightly shorter (in terms of height, got to be careful in this thread) than him, if both the man and woman are fairly well-proportioned then size shouldn't be an issue.

Some women are small 'inside' some are larger, pick your partner well and everything should be good.
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2004-10-11, 5:52 PM #31
Lucky 7 (inches) for me.
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2004-10-11, 6:02 PM #32
Anyone who tells their penis size over a discussion board that is 97% males needs to.. .not tell us.
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2004-10-11, 6:03 PM #33
I think that anyone that openly comes out and says "I have a 7 inch schlong" is probably lying anyway :p
2004-10-11, 6:06 PM #34
I can now sleep easier at night knowing the size of all of your wangs. Good job.
Think while it's still legal.
2004-10-11, 6:15 PM #35
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Originally posted by Septic Yogurt
i'm comfortable with my wang.


as am i.
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2004-10-11, 6:28 PM #36
I'm also comfortable with your wang.
2004-10-11, 6:53 PM #37
Quote:
Originally posted by Z@NARDI
Anyone who tells their penis size over a discussion board that is 97% males needs to.. .not tell us.


And remind me never to borrow a ruler from anyone here...

Cant say I've ever had the inclination to measure mine.
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2004-10-11, 7:01 PM #38
If this is about penis length, let me just point out that most women don't have a 9 inch deep vagina so having a penis that big is useless unless your woman likes pain or you are a sadist.
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2004-10-11, 7:10 PM #39
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Originally posted by Zell
Yoshi, no. When I see someone hot, I don't think 'now they could easily feed babies well with those breasts, therefore I think she is hot'... more like 'I'd tap that'. :D


But don't you see--it's ingrained in us so we think that it's not a primal reaction. But think about it. Just saying "omg she's hawt" is quite ambiguous. Why is she hot? Because she has big breasts? If you think about it, the only real reason to be attracted to big breasts is based on fertility.

Sorry to science it up, but just had to point it out.

I'm comfortable with myself, and haven't ever tried measuring it, to be completely honest. If it's ever too short, I guess I'll find it out the hard way. (God help me for that pun)
D E A T H
2004-10-11, 7:16 PM #40
Quote:
Originally posted by Dj Yoshi
If it's ever too short, I guess I'll find it out the hard way. (God help me for that pun)


i just about fell out of my chair after reading that
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