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2004-10-11, 7:19 PM #41
The ultimate test to see if your wang is small.

Electrical pencil sharpener.

Fin (tilda)
Think while it's still legal.
2004-10-11, 7:23 PM #42
Quote:
Originally posted by SAJN_Master
I'm only 7 millimeters.



Fixed.
2004-10-11, 7:24 PM #43
Quote:
Originally posted by -Monoxide-
I touch myself at night.


Fixed x 2.
Think while it's still legal.
2004-10-11, 7:34 PM #44
whats so wrong with that SAJN
free(jin);
tofu sucks
2004-10-11, 7:35 PM #45
Quote:
Originally posted by 7
I touch Monoxide at night as well.


>.>
<.<

/me runs away with the red paint can in hand.
Think while it's still legal.
2004-10-11, 7:35 PM #46
Bah, bad joke.

SAJN--this is supposed to be a mature thread. Keep it that way please.
D E A T H
2004-10-11, 7:37 PM #47
I don't care how serious you want the thread to be, I just can't take a bunch of teenagers putting rulers to their penises seriously.
Think while it's still legal.
2004-10-11, 7:40 PM #48
THEN GO AWAY

leave this serious thread for people that are capable of being serious
free(jin);
tofu sucks
2004-10-11, 7:44 PM #49
This must be one of those threads. :rolleyes:
2004-10-11, 7:46 PM #50
How can ANYONE be serious when someone asks you "Would you mind putting a ruler to your penis and telling me how long it is...thanks"

THAT is immature. People worry about stupid things. Having a bigger wang then someone else doesn't make you more of a man. (Well....technically >.>)

Anywho on topic (kind of) noone should really care, because unless your wife is a porn star I really don't think she is going to care all that much about size.

Back in the day when all the guys in gym class would shower together with no fear...now it's like "ewwwwwwwwww" people scare to easy :p
Think while it's still legal.
2004-10-11, 7:47 PM #51
Oh, this is really becoming a serious discussion...
SnailIracing:n(500tpostshpereline)pants
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2004-10-11, 7:53 PM #52
Quote:
Originally posted by SAJN_Master
bleh i don't like to read the first post of threads


No one ASKED how big everyone's penis was, it just started being posted. Just shut up, please. It started out as a serious thread to see if other massassians thought length mattered to girls, or even cared. You bastardized it. Once again.

BACK ON TOPIC--I kinda hope a massassian female posts here, because it's a really widely-wondered topic by a lot of guys (not all), whether or not size matters. It'd probably clear a lot of things up. Of course, most of them are probably fairly shy about the subject...heheh

btw, sorry if this is a repost, it didn't post the first time?

:confused:
D E A T H
2004-10-11, 8:08 PM #53
Strange or not, I would actually like a girls oppinion.
2004-10-11, 8:13 PM #54
Seriously guys; you've derailed the topic. This ISN'T a post your penis length thread. So stop. In-fact, none of the posts have been even remotelly close to the prompt.

Does penis size matter to women? Would you ever take the operation to enhance your manly-stature, and if so, would it be for sexual purposes, or would it trully make you a more confident person?

There's the topic, now stick to it, please.

JediKirby
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2004-10-11, 8:15 PM #55
Does penis size matter to women? To an extent, but in the 'long run' (sorry) I don't really think it matters.

Would you ever take the operation to enhance your manly-stature, and if so, would it be for sexual purposes, or would it trully make you a more confident person? Hell no. I'll keep my original thank you.
Think while it's still legal.
2004-10-11, 8:24 PM #56
Quote:
Originally posted by jEDIkIRBY
Would you ever take the operation to enhance your manly-stature, and if so, would it be for sexual purposes, or would it trully make you a more confident person?


No.
the idiot is the person who follows the idiot and your not following me your insulting me your following the path of a idiot so that makes you the idiot - LC Tusken
2004-10-11, 8:31 PM #57
With my lady, I can safely say that no, size doesn't matter. Does this mean that she's not open that if I was larger it wouldn't bother her? No. But she's contented with me, and as such, I don't have a confidence problem.

Would I ever have an operation to lengthen myself? Maybe. But only if the doctor could assure me with 99% odds that I would lose no feeling, lose no sensitivity, keep my ease of erection, and not suffer from lightheadedness with the excess of blood rushing to my netherregions.

I would do it for both reasons. Any man who can honestly say he's long enough is far more confident than I. Not to mention the fact that it would be cool to be "above average". Also, a larger phallus would pleasure my fiancee more, and as such, would be desireable.
-=I'm the wang of this here site, and it's HUGE! So just imagine how big I am.=-
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2004-10-11, 8:36 PM #58
Yeah, I was hoping Yecti'd post on here.
/joking moment

Yeah, I can't say I'd ever care enough to get the operation...but if it were free, and all the conditions that Yecti stated were met, hell, I'd be more than willing. If it were free. But I couldn't be bothered to spend cash on something so SILLY
D E A T H
2004-10-11, 8:42 PM #59
ROFL @ Yecti's title.

I wouldn't have an operation for any reason. Life is not about penis size.
2004-10-11, 8:45 PM #60
I feel kinda strange posting on this thread... not something I tend to respond to

To me, I don't care about the size all that much. I'm cool with average :cool:

Quote:
Originally posted by Yecti:
But only if the doctor could assure me with 99% odds that I would lose no feeling, lose no sensitivity, keep my ease of erection, and not suffer from lightheadedness with the excess of blood rushing to my netherregions.
Wow. Just wow. I had never thought of those possibilities... :eek:
I really don't think I'd trust anyone messing around down there...

Quote:
Originally posted by SAJN_Master:
I can now sleep easier at night knowing the size of all of your wangs. Good job.

Hee hee!
May the mass times acceleration be with you.
2004-10-11, 9:00 PM #61
Quote:
Originally posted by Mikus
I'm also comfortable with your wang.


it's so sad that you beat me to saying that.
2004-10-11, 9:10 PM #62
Quote:
Originally posted by DeTRiTiC-iQ
-- Insert Friendly Make Sure You Keep Thread Within Sensible Conversation Reminder --


I think that was the funniest thing in this thread. :D
2004-10-11, 9:27 PM #63
I've never given it much thought to be honest. I mean, sex isn't just about "in-out-in-out-in-out-splurge", so size shouldn't be a big deal.

Here's some good Bash quotes to go along with the thread:

Quote:
#12347 +(265)- [X]
<@skold> is this going to be a 'my penis is bigger than yours' conversation? cuz i have a ruler and a camera.

#136524 +(2882)- [X]
<Raven> I tried setting my hotmail password to penis.
<Raven> It said my password wasn't long enough. :(

#401323 +(885)- [X]
<@Kouji_Minamoto> A cucumber, a pickle, and a penis were all sitting around one day talking about how much their lives sucked. The cucumber said, "Man, my life sucks. Whenever I get big, fat, and juicy, someone cuts me up and puts me in a salad." So the pickle looks at him and says, "You think you have it bad? Whenever I get big, fat, and juicy, someone puts me in vinegar, puts spices on me, and sticks me in a jar." The penis glared at them both and said, "You guys think you have it rough? Whenever I get big, fat, and juicy, they put a rubber tarp over my head, stick me in a dark room, and bang my head against the wall until i throw up and pass out."
<orangebear289> XD
<+Soundwave> lol
<@kris> lol

#391241 +(708)- [X]
aakashdheer: my grandmother gave me a wish
aakashdheer: i could either have a perfect memory or a huge penis
aakashdheer: i can't remember my decision
<Lyme> I got Fight Club for 6.98 at walmart.
<Black_Bishop> I am Jack's low price guarantee
2004-10-11, 9:32 PM #64
Thanks for that completelly topic derailing post, dred!
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2004-10-11, 9:36 PM #65
Thank you Dredd. That was hilarious. Especially the second one.

kirbs: threads either go down the way of moving onto different but related topics and "derailing" or nonsensical spam can be posted. Which would you have? The same subject can only last so long before it has to go in one of those two directions.
Democracy: rule by the stupid
2004-10-11, 9:44 PM #66
to long = hert

any girl that drops you because of any reason connected to this issue is a dirt bag. and if you feel uncertain about any of these issues then ask your GF, she will problly re-assure you in a good way ;) .

Oh yah, i personally dont care, just as long as it works, and is undeaseased.
Laughing at my spelling herts my feelings. Well laughing is fine actully, but posting about it is not.
2004-10-11, 10:06 PM #67
Yeah, that's kind of my philosophy. If an operation will make it harder to have an erection, then no thanks. And correct me if I'm wrong, but isn't the.. thing.. that causes orgasms in women really close to the surface? So I wouldn't really see how length has anything to do with "pleasure". Someone correct me if I'm wrong, please, because I really want to know.
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2004-10-11, 10:35 PM #68
I haven't read any of this thread besides the first post, but from what I hear, most women don't consider length to be much of an issue. A lot prefer shorter length, because if it's too long it can cause them pain during sex.
Width, however, is something they might be more picky about.

Basically, if a girl dismisses you (in the general sense, not you specifically) because you have a small penis, than she's not good enough for you anyway.
It's not the side effects of cocaine, so then I'm thinking that it must be love
2004-10-11, 10:39 PM #69
Oh, and breast implants are hideous. I haven't had sex, but most guys I know say that fake breasts just aren't as good by the way they feel. They also look really bad, even when the woman is clothed.
The exception is if a woman is absolutely flat-chested and gets a small increase.

Otherwise, I'm not picky about breast size. I'd prefer them not to be huge though, then they'd just get in the way.
It's not the side effects of cocaine, so then I'm thinking that it must be love
2004-10-11, 11:34 PM #70
Well, freelancer, friction between the penis and the vaginal walls and between your body/your penis/whatever and the clitoris (which is at the entrance to the vagina) is what causes orgasm.

Kirb--it could be a whole lot worse. Frankly I'm surprised this thing hasn't boiled into some sort of unholy war. I mean something THIS touchy on Massassi...
D E A T H
2004-10-11, 11:42 PM #71
Quote:
Originally posted by Obi_Kwiet
This must be one of those threads. :rolleyes:


You mean one of those threads were you don't prattle on endlessly about things you know nothing of?

*clunk* *clunk*

Mary says 'Yes'.
"The moral of the story? No means no, especially when it comes to the English language. It's not into the kinky stuff you want it to do, and therefore you should not force it." - Darko
2004-10-11, 11:45 PM #72
This is the worst thread imaginable.
2004-10-11, 11:52 PM #73
aaaaaggggghhhhhhhh
2004-10-12, 12:00 AM #74
I'am black.
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2004-10-12, 12:53 AM #75
My sister told me (in a weird conversation we were having) that men with small penises are better, because they try harder to please her.
The key to pleasing a woman isn't the size of your penis, it is the lead up.
If the foreplay is great, then the climax is usually great as a result, even with our penile challenged friends.
You can't judge a book by it's file size
2004-10-12, 1:33 AM #76
This thread is hilarious. Everyone comes in, says "This is a ridiculous thread and it doesn't matter how big it is!!!!! Incidentally, I'm 9 inches." Yeah, we're gonna buy that! Honestly, some of you need to get lives!

Incidentally, I'm 11 inches. No, wait, 14. My girlfriends don't need to go to a doctor for a pap smear!
2004-10-12, 3:20 AM #77
God I cant believe we're discussing this!!!

I'm average, if it matters, I dont exactly whip it out and slap women round thr face with it.

And yes women are different sizes inside. I found out though that for an average sized caucasian, a small oriental girl is rather, PAINFUL!!:eek: Glad we broke up.

Long live the Wang. :p
Code:
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  do her}
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  do a dude}
2004-10-12, 3:34 AM #78
Quote:
I don't care how serious you want the thread to be, I just can't take a bunch of teenagers putting rulers to their penises seriously.


penes.
"The trouble with the world is that the stupid are cocksure and the intelligent are full of doubt. " - Bertrand Russell
The Triumph of Stupidity in Mortals and Others 1931-1935
2004-10-12, 4:48 AM #79
Ahahahaha, love the quote :D
You can't judge a book by it's file size
2004-10-12, 5:27 AM #80
Quote:
penes.


Pfft. We aren't speaking Latin here, college boy!

pedicabo ego uos et irrumabo,
Aureli pathice et cinaede Furi...

Latin is such a beautiful language. Capable of such delicate poetry.

At any rate, I don't think using Latin plurals is advisable unless we're gonna start using the dative and ablative and stuff. "Hey, let's go to the Massassi foris, I'm going to impregnate you with my peni, etc. We may as well just start wearing togas and garlands!
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