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Final Fantasy Games Discussion
2004-11-29, 2:58 PM #81
Seph looks like a chick in a dominatrix outfit, so I think I see a queer and it's mistress.

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2004-11-29, 3:02 PM #82
What's wrong with being a queer?

I think Sephiroth is hotter, so he wins.
2004-11-29, 3:19 PM #83
Quote:
Originally posted by Vincent Valentine
What's wrong with being a queer?

I think Sephiroth is hotter, so he wins.


PWNT
2004-11-29, 3:20 PM #84
Girly-looking man vs psychotic clown.

Kefka > Seph
"Jayne, this is something the Captain has to do for himself"

"N-No it's not!"

"Oh."
2004-11-29, 3:28 PM #85
I am of the opinion that Kefka's "Goner" attack visually cannot be beat.
Wake up, George Lucas... The Matrix has you...
2004-11-29, 3:38 PM #86
Kefka wins. Stop trying to fight it. Seph's an angsty, whiny little teenage boy who doesn't have what he wants. Kefka's an evil mastermind clown who takes over the ****ing world.

C'mon now.
D E A T H
2004-11-29, 4:06 PM #87
He also makes huge pillars of light blow up entire towns with the point of his finger.


Plus, Kefka's final form has TWO angel wings. Sephy's only has one! :)
"Jayne, this is something the Captain has to do for himself"

"N-No it's not!"

"Oh."
2004-11-29, 4:23 PM #88
Wow, sorry no.
Sephiroth can fly
Kefka is Michael Jackson.
[http://tinypic.com/p6qyu]
[http://tinypic.com/p6r0x]
2004-11-29, 4:29 PM #89
Quote:
Originally posted by Mikus
Wow, sorry no.
Sephiroth can fly
Kefka is Michael Jackson.
[http://tinypic.com/p6qyu]
[http://tinypic.com/p6r0x]


Oh hey, let's use a crappy rendering of Kefka, which doesn't actually represent him (he's much more of a badass in the SNES art) and a rendering of Sephiroth being all angsty and emo and firey. Yeah. No.

Kefka wins.
D E A T H
2004-11-29, 5:00 PM #90
I didn't want to use this picture, but you left me no choice. Here he is, in his original art glory. What a badass :rolleyes:
2004-11-29, 5:05 PM #91
But, he's on the Veldt...

Where's the atmosphere?
2004-11-29, 5:07 PM #92
For my fellow FF3 fans. :p
2004-11-29, 5:07 PM #93
That is totally badass. What the hell are you talking about? It looks like a pixellated artistic rendition from the greek and/or Roman era. Badical.

You got a problem with a purple, winged, evil, maniacal, all-powerful god?
D E A T H
2004-11-29, 5:09 PM #94
DJ Yoshi, you really need to get a grip. Your fanboyism knows no bounds.
2004-11-29, 5:10 PM #95
Quote:
Originally posted by Shintock
For my fellow FF3 fans. :p


Hey, I'm a HUUUUUGE FF3 fan, in fact the first 3 are probably my favourite (In fact, the third is probably my favourite) but Sephiroth is just the coolest supervillain ever. That craptacular pixie has nothing on him.
2004-11-29, 5:12 PM #96
Quote:
Originally posted by Mikus
DJ Yoshi, you really need to get a grip. Your fanboyism knows no bounds.


Wow, way to turn a somewhat non-serious argument into something totally idiotic, insulting, and off the wall. Note that most of what I posted was just lighthearted banter.

You need to get a grip on yourself.
D E A T H
2004-11-29, 5:12 PM #97
Coolest LOOKING maybe. But he's a ****ing pansy.
2004-11-29, 5:13 PM #98
Quote:
Originally posted by Dj Yoshi
Wow, way to turn a somewhat non-serious argument into something totally idiotic, insulting, and off the wall. Note that most of what I posted was just lighthearted banter.

You need to get a grip on yourself.


Wow, way to turn a somewhat non-serious argument into something totally idiotic, insulting, and off the wall. Note that most of what I posted was just lighthearted banter.

You need to get a grip on yourself.
2004-11-29, 5:14 PM #99
Quote:
Originally posted by Shintock
Coolest LOOKING maybe. But he's a ****ing pansy.


You've admitted he's the coolest looking, I'm halfway there :P

Come on, consider: He's wields the legendary masamune! It's bigger than he is! Kills dragons in 1 hit!
2004-11-29, 5:15 PM #100
And Kefka destoyed the world without even thinking about it.
2004-11-29, 5:17 PM #101
BUT HE'S PURPLE! COME ON!
2004-11-29, 5:18 PM #102
Quote:
Originally posted by Mikus
Wow, way to turn a somewhat non-serious argument into something totally idiotic, insulting, and off the wall. Note that most of what I posted was just lighthearted banter.

You need to get a grip on yourself.


I'm not the one that accused you of being an e-thug and arguing. Hell half of this wasn't even serious. Jesus Mikus, stop thinking you're the coolest thing since sliced bread.
D E A T H
2004-11-29, 5:22 PM #103
Quote:
Originally posted by Dj Yoshi
I'm not the one that accused you of being an e-thug and arguing. Hell half of this wasn't even serious. Jesus Mikus, stop thinking you're the coolest thing since sliced bread.


Wow, way to turn a somewhat non-serious argument into something totally idiotic, insulting, and off the wall. Note that most of what I posted was just lighthearted banter.

You need to get a grip on yourself.
2004-11-29, 5:25 PM #104
Mikus, STFU. You called him a fanboy for liking Kefka more than Sephiroth. Just because someone disagrees with you... oh nevermind. TALK ABOUT FINAL FANTASY!!!
2004-11-29, 5:26 PM #105
WTF mate? ^^
2004-11-29, 5:31 PM #106
Don't hate kefka because he's purple as his final form...


My favorite color is purple you freak.



Anyways, yeah, Kefka is a god. Seph is a whiney ho who runs to his mommy for help. Kefka overthrows an empire, blows up the world, becoems god, and becomes even more powerful AFTER BECOMING GOD. Kefka > Seph
"Jayne, this is something the Captain has to do for himself"

"N-No it's not!"

"Oh."
2004-11-29, 5:33 PM #107
<3 Glyde.

KEFKA ROCKS YOUR SOCKS (purple style)
D E A T H
2004-11-29, 5:34 PM #108
Quote:
Originally posted by Glyde Bane
Kefka > Seph

You. ****ing. Rule.
2004-11-29, 5:34 PM #109
Design wise, I think Sephiroth is cool because of his trench coat and long katana as opposed to a clown.
2004-11-29, 5:35 PM #110
Kefka > Seph

Why?

Clown > Emo goth kid
"Jayne, this is something the Captain has to do for himself"

"N-No it's not!"

"Oh."
2004-11-29, 5:36 PM #111
Quote:
Originally posted by Glyde Bane
****ing evil clown > Emo goth kid

Fixed.
2004-11-29, 5:40 PM #112
Quote:
Originally posted by Cloud
Design wise, I think Sephiroth is cool because of his trench coat and long katana as opposed to a clown.


Too emo goth omg anime cyberpunk ^__________^ kiddy.

I mean it takes balls to make a clown a villain, and skills to make him awesome.
D E A T H
2004-11-29, 5:40 PM #113
Quote:
Originally posted by Mikus
Hey, I'm a HUUUUUGE FF3 fan, in fact the first 3 are probably my favourite (In fact, the third is probably my favourite) but Sephiroth is just the coolest supervillain ever. That craptacular pixie has nothing on him.


The third was on the NES.. I agree it was still the best one. YOu are refering to the 6th game.
"Jayne, this is something the Captain has to do for himself"

"N-No it's not!"

"Oh."
2004-11-29, 5:46 PM #114
I dunno, the numbering system is too hard for me to follow.
In any case, I did love the game, Kefka still doesn't compare. "emo" clown vs "emo goth" badass with huge sword.
Sephiroth still wins. I don't care how "Evil" a clown is, it's still stupid.
2004-11-29, 5:47 PM #115
Kefka isn't an emo goth... He's weiring vibrant bright colors, and has fluffy things..


Seph is in tight pants and an over coat (Both black)
"Jayne, this is something the Captain has to do for himself"

"N-No it's not!"

"Oh."
2004-11-29, 5:50 PM #116
*takes out the fanart just for fun*

[http://ewancient.lysator.liu.se/pic/art/t/r/trhodes/kefka.jpg]


vs



[http://www.stargarde.com/ronin/SEPHY_1.jpg]


This is just in good fun...
"Jayne, this is something the Captain has to do for himself"

"N-No it's not!"

"Oh."
2004-11-29, 5:51 PM #117
I edited out the goth, it now satisfies. And I will call on all the power that google image search has to offer to prove that "emo" people still wear brightly coloured crap.
2004-11-29, 5:54 PM #118
You have your definitions mixed up... Goth's wear dark things, emo kids are all moping around and trying to act mysterious.


Seph is silent for the most part, walking around looking sad.

Kefka laughs after he poisons a towns water supply.
"Jayne, this is something the Captain has to do for himself"

"N-No it's not!"

"Oh."
2004-11-29, 6:00 PM #119
Quote:
Originally posted by Glyde Bane

[http://www.stargarde.com/ronin/SEPHY_1.jpg]


I'd hit it....

/me gebs it.


For the love of god, no one search for "Emo" on google image search, you'll regret it.
P.S. OMGWTF
[http://tinypic.com/p7pue]
2004-11-29, 6:00 PM #120
"Sephy" is %$#&'ing gay. All you FF7 fanboys that are "OMQ FF7 teh best Finalz Fantasirz evar" MAKE ME SICK. "Sephy" has a hippo mutant of a mother, and he wears emo goth woman/man clothes (note i put woman first). Personally, FF 8,6,4, and Tactics were my fav. Although I haven't played all of Tactics, still a noteably AMAZING game. Anyways, back on topic, Kefka on the other hand, is purple (a man in touch with his feminin side but not scarily so (like "Sephy")) AND HE'S A &%$#'ING CLOWN!!!! CLOWNS MAN, just think about that. Kefka laughs...laughing is fun...at least he has fun being God. "Sephy" is just like you're my clone, I'm your forefather. Point being....."Sephy" is a woman...Kefka is clown-esque and purple.
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