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2005-02-05, 11:15 AM #881

DogSRoOL

wtf is a catloaf?a

Posts: 6,227

Quote:

Originally posted by kyle90
Here's my dog Einstein:

From Back to the Future?

Cat loaf, meet mouseloaf.
My music

2005-02-05, 11:50 AM #882

Yecti

Actually That Big

Posts: 4,084

[http://www.oscempire.net/images/misc/panoramic.jpg]

The camera's distance changed on the last shot (read: I put it closer to my crotch)

[http://www.oscempire.net/images/misc/headshot.jpg]

[http://www.oscempire.net/images/misc/blurry.jpg]

-=I'm the wang of this here site, and it's HUGE! So just imagine how big I am.=-
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The OSC Empire
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2005-02-05, 12:22 PM #883

Sarn_Cadrill

Mr. Know-Alot

Posts: 7,470

Yecti, I just realized what it is about your appearance that disturbs me... You've got dang huge lips... I'm gonna have to start calling you Angelina. :p

If you choose not to decide, you still have made a choice.

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2005-02-05, 12:23 PM #884

Yecti

Actually That Big

Posts: 4,084

Why thank you for hitting on the only aspect of my physical appearance that makes me self concious. Other than that attribute, I think I'm damn sexy... And yes, I'm cocky. The hell with all of you.

-=I'm the wang of this here site, and it's HUGE! So just imagine how big I am.=-
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The OSC Empire
10 of 14 -- 27 Lives On

2005-02-05, 1:01 PM #885

roxima

Former Mexican Red Dish

Posts: 2,074

Aw...don't be self concious about them! They're nice ^_^

"Ford, you're turning into a penguin. Stop it."

2005-02-05, 1:40 PM #886

DogSRoOL

wtf is a catloaf?a

Posts: 6,227

Jeez, make out with him already. :rolleyes:

Cat loaf, meet mouseloaf.
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2005-02-05, 2:02 PM #887

roxima

Former Mexican Red Dish

Posts: 2,074

"Ford, you're turning into a penguin. Stop it."

2005-02-05, 2:16 PM #888

Yecti

Actually That Big

Posts: 4,084

Quote:

Originally posted by quesadilla_red
Aw...don't be self concious about them! They're nice ^_^

Thanks. Actually that response is common when most girls find out that I don't like my lips. Personally, I'd like to have them sized down... That and electrolosis... I'm seriously sick of shaving and waxing... face etc...

-=I'm the wang of this here site, and it's HUGE! So just imagine how big I am.=-
1337Yectiwan
The OSC Empire
10 of 14 -- 27 Lives On

2005-02-05, 2:30 PM #889

clan ruthervain

Not The Man He Once Was

Posts: 7,638

er dude, you wanna have a face that doesnt grow hair?

Sorry, but thats a tad .... not gay perhaps, but odd.

I know if I wasnt able to grow facial hair i'd be mistaken for a woman sometimes. facial hair pwns u.

Code:

if(getThingFlags(source) & 0x8){
  do her}
elseif(getThingFlags(source) & 0x4){
  do other babe}
else{
  do a dude}

2005-02-05, 3:07 PM #890

Oxyonagon

"emphasis"

Posts: 2,801

Actually yeah, facial hair IS starting to get annoying, though it does make you look a lot more mature, especially at my age :p

(15, if you didn't know)

Sneaky sneaks. I'm actually a werewolf. Woof.

2005-02-05, 3:09 PM #891

clan ruthervain

Not The Man He Once Was

Posts: 7,638

i didnt get facial hair till I was 19

Code:

if(getThingFlags(source) & 0x8){
  do her}
elseif(getThingFlags(source) & 0x4){
  do other babe}
else{
  do a dude}

2005-02-05, 3:16 PM #892

dalf

Everyone's favorite alcoholic administrator!

Posts: 8,683

Facial hair on me wouldn't look good.

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2005-02-05, 3:28 PM #893

clan ruthervain

Not The Man He Once Was

Posts: 7,638

yes it would

Code:

if(getThingFlags(source) & 0x8){
  do her}
elseif(getThingFlags(source) & 0x4){
  do other babe}
else{
  do a dude}

2005-02-05, 3:31 PM #894

Acharjay

Quick! Someone call a doctor!g

Posts: 2,498

Heh, nice edit Ruth.

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2005-02-05, 3:32 PM #895

cazor

Hello Ladies

Posts: 4,515

[http://g.myspace.com/00055/53/20/55730235_l.jpg]

she caught me off-gaurd, damnit.

2005-02-05, 4:31 PM #896

Yecti

Actually That Big

Posts: 4,084

Quote:

Originally posted by clan ruthervain
er dude, you wanna have a face that doesnt grow hair?

Sorry, but thats a tad .... not gay perhaps, but odd.

I know if I wasnt able to grow facial hair i'd be mistaken for a woman sometimes. facial hair pwns u.

I'd probably keep my beard / mustache area, but I mean my eyebrows, my sideburns, the line around the base of my haircut on my neck... and all of my body hair... I want it all gone permanently.

-=I'm the wang of this here site, and it's HUGE! So just imagine how big I am.=-
1337Yectiwan
The OSC Empire
10 of 14 -- 27 Lives On

2005-02-05, 4:38 PM #897

SAJN

SAJN_Master

Posts: 11,157

You scare me sometimes. Also Ruthven, that's awesome ^_^

Think while it's still legal.

2005-02-05, 4:46 PM #898

Yecti

Actually That Big

Posts: 4,084

the photoshopped goatee looks suspiciously like my goatee from a previous page. :p

-=I'm the wang of this here site, and it's HUGE! So just imagine how big I am.=-
1337Yectiwan
The OSC Empire
10 of 14 -- 27 Lives On

2005-02-05, 4:52 PM #899

TimeWolfOfThePast

Why not?

Posts: 5,785

Quote:

Originally posted by clan ruthervain
yes it would

You look like Tim Roth.

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2005-02-05, 5:14 PM #900

edicimoh

Biggie Sized

Posts: 550

Quote:

Originally posted by Oxyonagon
Actually yeah, facial hair IS starting to get annoying, though it does make you look a lot more mature, especially at my age :p

(15, if you didn't know)

I wanna be like zully and get laser hair removal on every part of my body below my chin (i feel sorry for the poor doctor though)

Hazard a company one process.

2005-02-05, 5:34 PM #901

Sarn_Cadrill

Mr. Know-Alot

Posts: 7,470

Yecti, I didn't mean anything bad about that... And your lips don't look bad... Just kind of the first thing I noticed. I bet chicks dig them though.

If you choose not to decide, you still have made a choice.

Lassev: I guess there was something captivating in savagery, because I liked it.

2005-02-05, 6:02 PM #902

clan ruthervain

Not The Man He Once Was

Posts: 7,638

that photogoatee is just from scratch
I'm used to making goatees on faces for my stargate mod, cazor genki grismath and I all have uber mature beards

do I have chick lips? I've never been complimented on them, only my cheekbones hair and eyes ever get compliments

Code:

if(getThingFlags(source) & 0x8){
  do her}
elseif(getThingFlags(source) & 0x4){
  do other babe}
else{
  do a dude}

2005-02-05, 6:30 PM #903

kyle90

Laser Lover

Posts: 8,450

Quote:

Originally posted by DogSRoOL
From Back to the Future?

o_O

How is it that I've gone all these years without noticing that!

Stuff

2005-02-05, 6:35 PM #904

cazor

Hello Ladies

Posts: 4,515

idea: sticky thread as 'offical picture thread' and just keep it going and post pictures as you have them. instead of just having one a week after the last one dies. a lot of other forums do it and it works very well.

2005-02-05, 6:49 PM #905

Sarn_Cadrill

Mr. Know-Alot

Posts: 7,470

Caz, you might think about taking some tweezers to those eyebrows... :p

If you choose not to decide, you still have made a choice.

Lassev: I guess there was something captivating in savagery, because I liked it.

2005-02-05, 6:53 PM #906

DeTRiTiC-iQ

Britlandish

Posts: 5,649

what's wrong with Cazor's eyebrows?

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2005-02-05, 6:56 PM #907

Sarn_Cadrill

Mr. Know-Alot

Posts: 7,470

nothing exactly... But eyebrows never look good in their natural state. My eyebrows are very tweezed.

If you choose not to decide, you still have made a choice.

Lassev: I guess there was something captivating in savagery, because I liked it.

2005-02-05, 6:56 PM #908

Yecti

Actually That Big

Posts: 4,084

I think it's a joke referring to the long hair hanging from his hat between his eyes in the last pic...

And I lied... I have one other self concious physical attribute... My goatee doesn't grow connected... It drives me crazy...

So old... and such a young looking beard... but the hair folicles just aren't there! They're everywhere else I don't want them...

[edit] I stand corrected... I tweeze mine too, but they grow off... My stylist doesn't wax the top of the brow though... She says that if you do the top it takes away the natural shape of your brow and makes your face look totally different. So she just shapes everywhere else...

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The OSC Empire
10 of 14 -- 27 Lives On

2005-02-05, 6:58 PM #909

DeTRiTiC-iQ

Britlandish

Posts: 5,649

Ladies like my heavy eyebrows, apparantly they make my sexy eyes stand out more (and add some wonderful contrast to my face).

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2005-02-05, 7:25 PM #910

cazor

Hello Ladies

Posts: 4,515

my beanie is kinda making it look weird, sajn. that and i was kinda suprised so my face was stretched. the only tweezering i do is for the few every now and then that grow inbetween eyebrows.

on a somewhat related note, who else hates it when girls wax all but a very thin line of their eyebrows?

2005-02-05, 7:26 PM #911

DeTRiTiC-iQ

Britlandish

Posts: 5,649

I hate that.

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2005-02-05, 7:36 PM #912

clan ruthervain

Not The Man He Once Was

Posts: 7,638

no its sexy

Code:

if(getThingFlags(source) & 0x8){
  do her}
elseif(getThingFlags(source) & 0x4){
  do other babe}
else{
  do a dude}

2005-02-05, 7:38 PM #913

Sarn_Cadrill

Mr. Know-Alot

Posts: 7,470

*sigh* I'm not talking about the brows in the center... I'm talking along the sides... And I'm not SAJN, either. eww. :p

Why do most guys never want to pluck they eyebrows... gosh.

If you choose not to decide, you still have made a choice.

Lassev: I guess there was something captivating in savagery, because I liked it.

2005-02-05, 7:38 PM #914

cazor

Hello Ladies

Posts: 4,515

no ruth, it really really isnt.

2005-02-05, 7:40 PM #915

dalf

Everyone's favorite alcoholic administrator!

Posts: 8,683

Mine are virtually non-existant.

2005-02-05, 7:41 PM #916

Sarn_Cadrill

Mr. Know-Alot

Posts: 7,470

No Ruth's right... It's sexy... well depends on how thin we're talking about here, I guess, but yeah. I dig it.

If you choose not to decide, you still have made a choice.

Lassev: I guess there was something captivating in savagery, because I liked it.

2005-02-05, 8:06 PM #917

Flirbnic

Seen Your Member

Posts: 1,568

Quote:

Originally posted by Cazor
on a somewhat related note, who else hates it when girls wax all but a very thin line of their eyebrows?

YES. It looks disgusting and sickly. I also hate when they wax the inner or outer ends of their eyebrows, making them shorter.
The worst thing, though, is when they completely remove their eyebrows and draw new ones on.

I'm just a little boy.

2005-02-05, 8:09 PM #918

Shintock

Balls of steel.

Posts: 7,146

Quote:

Originally posted by Yecti
And I lied... I have one other self concious physical attribute... My goatee doesn't grow connected... It drives me crazy... So old... and such a young looking beard... but the hair folicles just aren't there! They're everywhere else I don't want them...

Yeah I noticed that in your pic. Mine does the EXACT same thing, and it pisses me off to no end. Finally, I just keep the stache off, but it sucks because I've been told I look better with the full goatee. I just hate having those two bald spots at each end of my lips. I'm 21 for cying out loud!

2005-02-05, 8:10 PM #919

Shintock

Balls of steel.

Posts: 7,146

Quote:

Originally posted by Flirbnic
YES. It looks disgusting and sickly. I also hate when they wax the inner or outer ends of their eyebrows, making them shorter.
The worst thing, though, is when they completely remove their eyebrows and draw new ones on.

Exactly. I hate the shortened brows, and the drawn ones. It really is gross.

2005-02-05, 8:11 PM #920

sugarless

Sweet 'n' Low

Posts: 3,467

heh, if you care that much, you could always draw them on with a good eyebrow pencil or something [the goatee]

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