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Bathroom Conversation
2005-02-03, 8:27 PM #1
Do you talk to the people in the stalls next to you?



I think you know my answer if I'm making this thread.
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2005-02-03, 8:28 PM #2
No...
2005-02-03, 8:29 PM #3
Me and a buddy of mine back in high school, we'd both leave English class at the same time (because the class was really lousy) and we'd go take a **** and talk through the stall walls.
2005-02-03, 8:29 PM #4
No.
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2005-02-03, 8:32 PM #5
no
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2005-02-03, 8:34 PM #6
No.
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2005-02-03, 8:36 PM #7
If it's my friend...but if I don't know the person, then no.
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2005-02-03, 8:37 PM #8
No.
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2005-02-03, 8:37 PM #9
If you did that to me I'd crawl over your stall and beat your ***.
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2005-02-03, 8:41 PM #10
Quote:
Originally posted by Freelancer
If you did that to me I'd crawl over your stall and beat your ***.


LOL
"Ford, you're turning into a penguin. Stop it."
2005-02-03, 8:45 PM #11
No. There are too many nuts in Berkeley.
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2005-02-03, 8:46 PM #12
haha I'm a female and well yeah. BUT only if I know the person. If it's a stranger then hell nah! lol

But yeah my girls and I all throughout jr. high and high school and even now in college go to the bathroom in groups. whether we were all in stalls and still talking in the mid. of a convo or one was out and the other was in, you can keep talking lol.

My friends in hs were like dag laura, everytime u go to the bathroom u have a posse, people just follow u. haha. O well. it was funny. I mean nothing wrong with that, not like we can see each other, and well it's not all the time...ok imma stop rambling and giving too much info on here, although I already have....

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*whistles innocently and darts outta thread*
2005-02-03, 8:47 PM #13
Can't say that I do.
2005-02-03, 8:50 PM #14
So this guy walks into a bathroom stall in a rest stop, and sits down to take a ****. All of a sudden, he hears the guy in the stall next to him say "Hello". He thinks it's kind of weird that someone would try to talk to him in a bathroom, so he doesn't reply. The guy in the other stall then says "How are you?" So he gives in and says, "I'm fine, how are you?" The guy then says "So where are you headed?". He replies, "I'm headed East, like you." Then the other guy says "Listen, I'm gonna have to call you back. The idiot in the stall next to me thinks I'm talking to him."
Stuff
2005-02-03, 8:55 PM #15
Quote:
Originally posted by kyle90
So this guy walks into a bathroom stall in a rest stop, and sits down to take a ****. All of a sudden, he hears the guy in the stall next to him say "Hello". He thinks it's kind of weird that someone would try to talk to him in a bathroom, so he doesn't reply. The guy in the other stall then says "How are you?" So he gives in and says, "I'm fine, how are you?" The guy then says "So where are you headed?". He replies, "I'm headed East, like you." Then the other guy says "Listen, I'm gonna have to call you back. The idiot in the stall next to me thinks I'm talking to him."

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this thread is pretty amusing...>_>
"Ford, you're turning into a penguin. Stop it."
2005-02-03, 8:57 PM #16
It was funny. So first this guy comes in (drunk I'm guessing) hears me doing my business, starts giggling. We make some stupid jokes, and then he leaves.

So then 4 other guys come in at the same time and all take a dump. They all knew each other, but I got an introuction and we chatted for a bit.

We discussed: What is bigger, a crapload or a buttload.
2005-02-03, 9:00 PM #17
Quote:
Originally posted by Squirrel King
We discussed: What is bigger, a crapload or a buttload.


Well, that should be obvious. By definition, a crapload has to be <= a buttload. You can't have a crapload be bigger than a buttload, or else it wouldn't fit. And what a mess that would be.
Stuff
2005-02-03, 9:01 PM #18
haha, ok well in the case of females we use the stall in all occassions so most of the time our convos are short. I really dont know too many women that are comfortable using a public bathroom for anything else then a couple of minutes to put it lightly
2005-02-03, 9:02 PM #19
(Squirrel King) >.< I didn't just read that.
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2005-02-03, 9:11 PM #20
If you started talking to me, I'd take change out of my pocket and start flicking it at your feet....
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2005-02-03, 9:13 PM #21
MONEY!


*Jumps off grabbing it all up quickly as possible*

But no, usually I talk about normal things. But tonights odd discusison prompted me to post this.
2005-02-03, 9:31 PM #22
Anyone play "battle****s"? :D
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2005-02-03, 9:32 PM #23
Quote:
Originally posted by Avenger
Anyone play "battle****s"? :D


Why did I just get a disturbing image in my head?

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2005-02-03, 9:50 PM #24
I only talk to someone that I know, and usually only in the urinals. If it's someone I know, but not that well, then I can't go because I have a shy bladder.

What's more amusing is when someone at a church is wearing a wireless headset or lapel mic and forgets to turn it off when they go into the bathroom. Nothing accompanies preaching better than the sound of urine tinkling or the sound of thundering buttocks followed by splashing.

Good times. :D
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2005-02-03, 10:04 PM #25
No.

In the bathroom today these guys came in with a sled full of snow and poured it on some kid in the stall. I thought it was funny enough to share.
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2005-02-03, 10:09 PM #26
i walked into a public bathroom once, and a guy was talking to his penis while he was taking a leak. i turned around and walked out.
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2005-02-03, 10:11 PM #27
This last Christmas my parents and I went out to some places to visit on Christmas eve. While I was in the bathroom stall, a guy and his little kid walk into the bathroom, and the father lets his son go into the stall next to me to do his stuff. Well, the kid pulls down his pants, and instead of getting on the john and taking a crap, he instead cralls under the wall, looks up at me as I'm sitting there, and begins to talk to me. The conversation went something like this.

Kid: Hi!

Me: Uhh...hi.

Kid: So, you goin' to the bathroom?

Me: Yeah, that about sums it up.

Kid: Ok.

Dad of Kid: Kevin, stop pestering the man and go to the bathroom!

Needless to say, that was my most interesting experience that Christmas eve.
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2005-02-03, 10:26 PM #28
Quote:
Originally posted by DogSRoOL
I only talk to someone that I know, and usually only in the urinals. If it's someone I know, but not that well, then I can't go because I have a shy bladder.

What's more amusing is when someone at a church is wearing a wireless headset or lapel mic and forgets to turn it off when they go into the bathroom. Nothing accompanies preaching better than the sound of urine tinkling or the sound of thundering buttocks followed by splashing.

Good times. :D


Ahahahahaha.

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2005-02-03, 10:27 PM #29
Aren't kids adorable? :rolleyes:
"Ford, you're turning into a penguin. Stop it."
2005-02-03, 11:37 PM #30
The coolest things are the "bathroom stall message boards" you get on the doors. People who go in write/scratch messages on the door/walls, n it becomes like a thread.

I was at a university n observed this, and I seriously had the inspiration to create an online community called "The bathroom," with different forum such as "The door on the far left," "the right wall of that dirty stall," and such and such.

...yeah. Who's with me!?
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2005-02-03, 11:39 PM #31
hum what would be the topic? because by the name it could go in some weird directions..
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2005-02-03, 11:40 PM #32
I thought that this would be about the interesting grafiti you get in bathrooms.
2005-02-03, 11:40 PM #33
Quote:
Originally posted by BoricuaDelight
My friends in hs were like dag laura, everytime u go to the bathroom u have a posse, people just follow u.

Please explain this phenominon! Why is that that girls MUST have a companion with them?
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2005-02-03, 11:42 PM #34
No I dont talk to people in the stalls next to me, but do you think its OK that I check out other dudes wangs?
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2005-02-04, 12:19 AM #35
NO
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2005-02-04, 2:35 AM #36
You sank my battle****!
2005-02-04, 3:25 AM #37
I never go to public toilets.
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2005-02-04, 5:08 AM #38
no, i dont talk to people. i dont even go to the bathroom in groups. infact i would rather have the entire public bathroom empty.
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2005-02-04, 6:11 AM #39
Quote:
Originally posted by JediGandalf
Please explain this phenominon! Why is that that girls MUST have a companion with them?


A lot of the time girls just go in there to gossip knowing a guy won't be there. But other than that, we don't always have to have a buddy to go with us :P
"Ford, you're turning into a penguin. Stop it."
2005-02-04, 6:36 AM #40
Quote:
Originally posted by Pommy
The coolest things are the "bathroom stall message boards" you get on the doors. People who go in write/scratch messages on the door/walls, n it becomes like a thread.

I was at a university n observed this, and I seriously had the inspiration to create an online community called "The bathroom," with different forum such as "The door on the far left," "the right wall of that dirty stall," and such and such.

...yeah. Who's with me!?


It sounds like a good idea in theory...but how many times can you read "For a good time, call Jenny at 555-5555" before you just don't come back?
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