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Bathroom Conversation
2005-02-04, 6:49 AM #41
Quote:
Originally posted by El Scorcho
It sounds like a good idea in theory...but how many times can you read "For a good time, call Jenny at 555-5555" before you just don't come back?


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2005-02-04, 6:55 AM #42
Quote:
Originally posted by Shiznit
You sank my battle****!


Gah, and you got my destroyer.




GREAT movie :p
2005-02-04, 8:46 AM #43
YES! When drunk!!!

2 Tuesdays ago in Time for Rock party:

Its like "DUDE HOWS IT GOING"

and he's like "DUDE ITS COOL DID YOU CHECK OUT THAT ORIENTAL AT THE BAR?"

and I'm like "DUDE!! YOU DONT NEED TO TELL ME ABOUT THE ORIENTALS, I HAVE YELLOW FEVER!!!"

and he's all like "LOL, ME TOO, I- AWW DAMN I PEED ON MY TROUSERS..."

and I say "DUDE, ITS ALL GOOD BABY!!! CYA OUT THERE! SAVE THE BAR CHICK FOR ME DUDE!!"

and he's like "MAY THE BEST MAN WIN!!! CYA LATER!"

[we were shouting cos it is also noisy in the toilets]


so yes, I do. :D:D:D
Code:
if(getThingFlags(source) & 0x8){
  do her}
elseif(getThingFlags(source) & 0x4){
  do other babe}
else{
  do a dude}
2005-02-04, 1:11 PM #44
No, I sure don't. There are a lot of people at GT who talk on the phone wile on the toilet. Tis quite strange. Oh, we actually had a message board on the first stall door. There was a pad of sticky notes and a pencil that stayed on the toilet paper dispenser so you didn't have to write on the door. When the whole door got covered the board kinda died.
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2005-02-04, 1:35 PM #45
Quote:
Originally posted by Pagewizard_YKS
I thought that this would be about the interesting grafiti you get in bathrooms.
"Don't look here; the joke's in your hand." - written right above a urinal.

Still the best one I've seen.
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2005-02-04, 1:44 PM #46
I think it is a good idea, but I would prefer to keep my naked *** off public toilets.
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2005-02-04, 3:39 PM #47
Quote:
Originally posted by DogSRoOL
"Don't look here; the joke's in your hand." - written right above a urinal.

Still the best one I've seen.

<3!!!!!
2005-02-04, 4:31 PM #48
It depends, but usually yes....and the topics are always disturbing...:p
2005-02-04, 4:34 PM #49
Girls, and how good the dump I'm taking is:o
I wish i was a monkey then I would have a good reason to fling poo.
2005-02-04, 4:58 PM #50
Quote:
Originally posted by Freelancer
If you did that to me I'd crawl over your stall and beat your ***.


You'd wait till he was finished wiping though, right?
2005-02-04, 5:07 PM #51
Quote:
Originally posted by JediGandalf
Please explain this phenominon! Why is that that girls MUST have a companion with them?


On of my friends (a girl) always brings someone along to turn on the hand dryers so nobody can hear her poopie splash. :p
2005-02-04, 5:41 PM #52
I take it she doesn't go to college or live in the dorms.
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2005-02-04, 5:50 PM #53
Quote:
Originally posted by Vincent Valentine
On of my friends (a girl) always brings someone along to turn on the hand dryers so nobody can hear her poopie splash. :p


My friend usually turns on all the sinks in the bathroom whenever she goes. She believes people don't need to hear it. I think it's silly :P
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2005-02-04, 6:06 PM #54
Quote:
Originally posted by Vincent Valentine
On of my friends (a girl) always brings someone along to turn on the hand dryers so nobody can hear her poopie splash. :p

Haaahahahahahaa!

*inhale*

Bwahahaahahaha!

You're kiddin' right?
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2005-02-04, 6:16 PM #55
No. No. No. The bathroom is not meant to be a social gathering (unless you're a female). Guys want privacy, and isolation, and a place to relax (atleast I do anyway). I can't get my business done if someone is trying to talk to me.
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2005-02-04, 6:34 PM #56
psssht. I'm on the crapper right now... God bless wireless networks.
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Ok, just kidding. I do have a wireless network, but I dont use it in the bathroom... Or do I?
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2005-02-04, 6:35 PM #57
jyst back from a bar this second, i can tell you all the guys in the loos talk to each other, and speak on mobile phones.

the only thing we wont do is check out each others wangs,,,,

least i dont think i did .... nope no wang on MY mind...
Code:
if(getThingFlags(source) & 0x8){
  do her}
elseif(getThingFlags(source) & 0x4){
  do other babe}
else{
  do a dude}
2005-02-04, 7:36 PM #58
There were way too many elipses in that post for me to believe you, Ruth.
2005-02-04, 7:52 PM #59
Quote:
Originally posted by Sarn_Cadrill
psssht. I'm on the crapper right now... God bless wireless networks.
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Ok, just kidding. I do have a wireless network, but I dont use it in the bathroom... Or do I?


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Stuff
2005-02-04, 7:59 PM #60
Quote:
Originally posted by JediGandalf
Haaahahahahahaa!

*inhale*

Bwahahaahahaha!

You're kiddin' right?


My thoughts exactly!

Quote:
Originally posted by Sarn_Cadrill
psssht. I'm on the crapper right now... God bless wireless networks.
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Ok, just kidding. I do have a wireless network, but I dont use it in the bathroom... Or do I?


You sure as hell wouldn't be posting at Massassi! :D
Pissed Off?
2005-02-04, 9:21 PM #61
Quote:
Originally posted by kyle90
[http://tecfa.unige.ch/perso/staf/nova/blog/images/iloo.jpg]


I don't want to think about what's on that keyboard if people use it w/o washing their hands....

I don't know about you, but i sure as hell wouldn't stay in a porta-toilet long enough to use the internet. It smells like s*** in those things (literally)

the whole thing looks like it would be fun to tip over, though. :p
2005-02-04, 9:39 PM #62
If that had a mini fridge, I could live in it...
2005-02-04, 10:03 PM #63
My friend once thought I was in the bathroom alone so he walks in and says "Holy crap dude! I'm about to explode out of my pants!" He then goes on to fart the biggest fart known to man...EVER! Then he hears a toilet flush and an old guy walks out of a stall and just looks and him, shakes his head and walks out.
Think while it's still legal.
2005-02-04, 10:04 PM #64
Priceless. :p
Pissed Off?
2005-02-04, 10:38 PM #65
Quote:
Originally posted by quesadilla_red
A lot of the time girls just go in there to gossip knowing a guy won't be there. But other than that, we don't always have to have a buddy to go with us :P


JediGandalf,

Exactly! haha. You can gossip about guys you like knowing theres no possibility of them being around a corner or what have u...and yeah girls just catch up. I dunno convos will go something like "hey did u see so and so today, he's looking hot" "yeah but did u see so and so, damn I'm so crushing on him, I hope it's not obvious, do I look ok..." etc etc *damn now that you know...i gotta kill yea...ok bust your knee cap...ok imma just tell ya that it wasnt me who told ya...* (exits thread in a hurry)
2005-02-04, 10:54 PM #66
Quote:
Originally posted by BoricuaDelight
JediGandalf,

Exactly! haha. You can gossip about guys you like knowing theres no possibility of them being around a corner or what have u...and yeah girls just catch up. I dunno convos will go something like "hey did u see so and so today, he's looking hot" "yeah but did u see so and so, damn I'm so crushing on him, I hope it's not obvious, do I look ok..." etc etc *damn now that you know...i gotta kill yea...ok bust your knee cap...ok imma just tell ya that it wasnt me who told ya...* (exits thread in a hurry)


Because those convorsations are so amazingly rich in secret content that I wish you would have used spoiler tags.

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2005-02-04, 11:07 PM #67
Quote:
Originally posted by SAJN_Master
My friend once thought I was in the bathroom alone so he walks in and says "Holy crap dude! I'm about to explode out of my pants!" He then goes on to fart the biggest fart known to man...EVER! Then he hears a toilet flush and an old guy walks out of a stall and just looks and him, shakes his head and walks out.


I was using the bathroom at a store once, so I walked up to the urinal and stated doing my business, when I hear this MAJOR fart; this thing was massive, like wall rumbling. My first instinct was to get out of they before the roof caved in. So I am expecting some huge biker guy to walk out of the stall, and low and behold, who walks out, a tiny `5 year old kid. He was really really tiny. He walked out sheepishly, washed his hands and left. I just started cracking up, it was awesome.
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2005-02-04, 11:32 PM #68
Quote:
Originally posted by jEDIkIRBY
Because those convorsations are so amazingly rich in secret content that I wish you would have used spoiler tags.

JediKirby



I could have fixed it, had you merely said that as opposed to quoting it and saying it. because now even if I do put spoiler tags the whole thing is up in your message...
2005-02-05, 8:07 AM #69
Dude, it was a joke... you know, girls think secrets are all big and dangerous, when really, they're absolutelly shallow and lacking in substance. Honestly, I don't know a single guy that'd love to listen to what girls talk about in the bathroom. You're not divulging any secrets, you're talking about crap that doesn't matter.

"OMG, Jimmy is so hawt! I am liek so crushingsorsizing on him!" I'm sorry, I just can't take a girl seriously if she imagines relationships to be anything like this :-P
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2005-02-05, 8:15 AM #70
It's not like blokes have particularly profound discussions about women.
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2005-02-05, 8:30 AM #71
Not women on a whole, but, you know... certain parts of the female anatomy can be topics for VERY profound discussion.
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2005-02-05, 8:52 AM #72
The difference is that we don't creep around avoiding female ears when talking about boring topics, like our feelings for some random chick. We just... you know, talk about it?
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2005-02-05, 9:06 AM #73
Same here. My buddies and I talk seriously about women wherever the beer is. Even if there are women present. It just gives them something to gossip about. :p

"Oh. My. Gawd. Jason just said he likes Sarah! I'm going to call her now!!!"
2005-02-05, 9:07 AM #74
I make it a habit not to go to the bathroom with my friends. That's just silly.

When I went in a university public bathroom once there was a guy in the stall next to me and he couldn't stop talking and it was getting irritated.

Him: Hi

Me: uh....hi

Him: So you're a student here too?

Me: well...yeah

Him: What are you majoring in?

Me: Criminal Justice

*long silence, which was good because I was starting to really get annoyed*

Him: So, you're taking a dump?

*being the smart *** I am....*

Me: No, I'm just trying to crank one out. But I forgot my Hustler so could you come in here and help me out?


That kept him quiet and he left probably a minute after.
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2005-02-05, 9:58 AM #75
Quote:
Originally posted by Kieran Horn


Me: No, I'm just trying to crank one out. But I forgot my Hustler so could you come in here and help me out?




I never thought I'd do this, but....

<3
2005-02-05, 11:25 AM #76
Quote:
Originally posted by jEDIkIRBY
Dude, it was a joke... you know, girls think secrets are all big and dangerous, when really, they're absolutelly shallow and lacking in substance. Honestly, I don't know a single guy that'd love to listen to what girls talk about in the bathroom. You're not divulging any secrets, you're talking about crap that doesn't matter.

"OMG, Jimmy is so hawt! I am liek so crushingsorsizing on him!" I'm sorry, I just can't take a girl seriously if she imagines relationships to be anything like this :-P


I was explaining to JediGandalf and it was a joke. You and I already dont have a good past with your being sarcastic to me, I'd appreciate if you kept your comments to yourself. I dunno what your beef is, but let it go already. :rolleyes:
2005-02-05, 4:40 PM #77
around Christmas season this year, I was trying to take my daily "On the clock poo" (the kind where you clock in at work and then use company time to use the john)... Unfortunately, another gentleman was in the latrine at the same time. Upon hearing me enter the stall next to him, he apparently became nervous that I might criticize his performance. And as such, began whistling Christmas songs... Loudly... It was terrible. I started laughing really hard, and had to wait till the codger went away. Almost ruined my regularity. That would've been terrible. :)
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2005-02-05, 5:51 PM #78
Quote:
Originally posted by Mort-Hog
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<3!

I do it a lot. It's fun when I'm in the middle and I'm flanked by two dudes, and they get confused about who I'm talking to.

(for some reason , I'm getting a weird sense of Deja Vu right now O_o)

Then again, if I see someone in an elevator (that's 'lift' for you british chaps), I'll stand right next to them to make them nervous. I also like getting on elevators when they're full and instead of facing the door like everyone else, facing the back. A lot of strange stuff goes on in elevators.
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2005-02-06, 1:33 PM #79
I think this fits here... :D
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2005-02-06, 1:42 PM #80
lol, that rocks.. But I got a couple wrong... :(
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