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Bathroom Conversation
2005-02-06, 1:46 PM #81
I got all of them right, and I don't even USE urinals. Us men just know what's right, and what isn't.
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2005-02-06, 1:53 PM #82
pfft. I'm a man. No fair.
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2005-02-06, 2:31 PM #83
One time at a truck stop in west Texas, my brother and I left to use the restroom at the same time. We got in (apparently the only ones in there), used the urinals, then were washing our hands. We'd had to walk thru the smoking section to get there, which got me on the subject of smoking and public restaurant smoking ban in some areas of Texas. I talked about how I don't think people should mind just not lighting up for a short while for the benefit of others (and with not much inconvenience for themselves). My brother agreed a little bit, saying that he'd probably feel different if he smoked, etc. Then out of the blue a voice comes out of the stall in the corner: "Well, as I smoker, I mostly agree with you, but (etc etc etc)". Some guy had been in there the whole time just being super quiet before he chimed in on the conversation. It sounded like a debate, it was weird.
2005-02-06, 2:35 PM #84
The only conversation in the bathroom is sounds coming from places other than voice (usually).
2005-02-07, 4:26 AM #85
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Originally posted by Darth Slaw
I think this fits here... :D


I got all of them right up until the last couple (nobody wants to be next to number 2...wtf?)

as for the girls peeing in groups thing, it is just about having a chat. if I'm at the pub with my girlfriends, there's no need to go to the toilet with anyone, but if we're at a noisy club, or with a large group of people, I might take one or two with me so we can have a proper chat.
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2005-02-07, 1:15 PM #86
Also acting like i am experencing a BJ:D
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2005-02-07, 2:39 PM #87
The thing you gotta watch out for is guys gossipin at the urinals. I mean, sometimes it's ok, like a couple of semi-good friends wearing mascot costumes and they've been running around all night and they're tired, been busy all night, if they gotta take a leak, and theres no way they can fit in the stall, and they want to talk about how crappy it was when the football player ran over them 5 minutes ago and how their leg is sprained, and how they want to go to sleep or something, go home, it's an ok/acceptable deal.

But two guys talking about their feelings at a urinal...
That's about as comfortable as going to the Opera Naked in the front row.
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2005-02-07, 8:37 PM #88
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Originally posted by Blood Asp
i walked into a public bathroom once, and a guy was talking to his penis while he was taking a leak. i turned around and walked out.


Thank you. That was so funny I was laughing so hard I cried. That really makes me feel happier.
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