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The Riddle thread
2005-03-01, 8:45 AM #1
Okay, this is how it works:

If you anwer a riddle correctly, you can ask your own riddle.
Here's an easy one to get started:

I have teeth, but do not bite. What am I?
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2005-03-01, 8:58 AM #2
Thats not a riddle.

Ah. Now it is... and I find a real use for the strikethrough feature!
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2005-03-01, 9:03 AM #3
Just add a "What am I?" At the end.

I'm guessing it's a saw. (Chainsaw, coping saw, hacksaw, etc..)
"it is time to get a credit card to complete my financial independance" — Tibby, Aug. 2009
2005-03-01, 9:05 AM #4
Could equally be a gear ;)
2005-03-01, 9:07 AM #5
Or a comb. I'm pretty sure those things are called teeth too.
"it is time to get a credit card to complete my financial independance" — Tibby, Aug. 2009
2005-03-01, 9:08 AM #6
Quote:
Originally posted by Freelancer
Or a comb. I'm pretty sure those things are called teeth too.


You win!!! Now you may post your own riddle
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2005-03-01, 9:16 AM #7
Wee! I never get riddles, usually. I'll BRB with one.

Here it is: When I am alive I stay put where I am. It is only when I am dead that I move about here and there. What am I?
"it is time to get a credit card to complete my financial independance" — Tibby, Aug. 2009
2005-03-01, 9:25 AM #8
Soul?
ghost?
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2005-03-01, 9:28 AM #9
A tree?
2005-03-01, 9:29 AM #10
A leaf?
That painting was a gift, Todd. I'm taking it with me.
2005-03-01, 9:36 AM #11
BV wins.
"it is time to get a credit card to complete my financial independance" — Tibby, Aug. 2009
2005-03-01, 11:57 AM #12
This thing all things devours:
Birds, beasts, trees, flowers;
Gnaws iron, bites steel;
Grinds hard stones to meal;
Slays king, ruins town
And beats high mountain down.
That painting was a gift, Todd. I'm taking it with me.
2005-03-01, 11:59 AM #13
Am I water?
2005-03-01, 12:01 PM #14
Water?
Air?
2005-03-01, 12:01 PM #15
Time, perchance?
Cordially,
Lord Tiberius Grismath
1473 for '1337' posts.
2005-03-01, 12:03 PM #16
<3 the Hobbit.

Gris wins.
That painting was a gift, Todd. I'm taking it with me.
2005-03-01, 12:27 PM #17
yeah, defintly knew that one from the hobbit... bilbo and golems little game in the orc cave...
The Gas Station
2005-03-01, 3:23 PM #18
I'm going to try something original on my own. I doubt it'll be any good, but here it goes:

I have been the ruin of many a poor boy's dreams,
Tossed across the briny waves by pirates wily,
A treasure that in the coffers of countless gleams,
Whose worth cannot be expressed in a mere smiley.

The very same spirit that inspired free love
Bore me across the ages to my present state,
Passing from one to the next, tracked from above
In hidden vaults connected in the night late.

Though trapped in time, my soul they will never take.
Over and over, I am enjoyed by my covert questers,
But unfortunately, instead of me they often find a fake,
And find themselves in a jail while the wound festers.

What am I?
Cordially,
Lord Tiberius Grismath
1473 for '1337' posts.
2005-03-01, 3:28 PM #19
hmm..

A Photograph?
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2005-03-01, 3:32 PM #20
No.
Cordially,
Lord Tiberius Grismath
1473 for '1337' posts.
2005-03-01, 3:34 PM #21
an ID?
2005-03-01, 3:41 PM #22
Money (or gold)

Edit: well, it fits everything but free love...:p
2005-03-01, 3:43 PM #23
A joint?
Stuff
2005-03-01, 3:44 PM #24
In all seriousness, is it a hooker or prostitute?
Think while it's still legal.
2005-03-01, 3:53 PM #25
None of the above.

If you're still stumped, I'll post a hint later.
Cordially,
Lord Tiberius Grismath
1473 for '1337' posts.
2005-03-01, 4:00 PM #26
Is it art?
Stuff
2005-03-01, 4:02 PM #27
Gems?
I want to say "freedom," but it doesn't fit all the clues. Sounds material.
2005-03-01, 4:03 PM #28
It isn't.
Cordially,
Lord Tiberius Grismath
1473 for '1337' posts.
2005-03-01, 4:08 PM #29
massassi?

"...trapped in time, my soul..."

:confused:
Sneaky sneaks. I'm actually a werewolf. Woof.
2005-03-01, 4:10 PM #30
No, but I'm sure many Massassians have many of me.
Cordially,
Lord Tiberius Grismath
1473 for '1337' posts.
2005-03-01, 4:11 PM #31
Warez? :P
2005-03-01, 4:13 PM #32
Porn?!
2005-03-01, 4:15 PM #33
Video games?
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2005-03-01, 4:15 PM #34
Getting closer...
Cordially,
Lord Tiberius Grismath
1473 for '1337' posts.
2005-03-01, 4:18 PM #35
18 year olds
2005-03-01, 4:22 PM #36
Authentication codes?
2005-03-01, 4:27 PM #37
A lie? Or a secret?
Think while it's still legal.
2005-03-01, 4:31 PM #38
Getting colder.

I have currently been the subject of much debate,
I am not bad, but to me there has been many a solution,
Only some three minutes of me does it take to sate,
And kindle in the heart the desire for revolution.

In truth, I will die by neither evil empire nor fruit,
But instead will fade away with the passing of time,
Just like women no longer praise the leisure suit,
Someday too for me will the death bell chime.

But my undoing will not be the undoing of my kind;
In sooth what I strive to bring man will never die.
Someone somewhere another acronym will find,
Or a higher number at the end of me will lie.

Good luck.
Cordially,
Lord Tiberius Grismath
1473 for '1337' posts.
2005-03-01, 4:33 PM #39
An MP3?

If not that, how about just a song?
2005-03-01, 4:34 PM #40
DRUGS!!!
Think while it's still legal.
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