I think it's cool your checking out the Bible. Glad you at least have an open mind about it. The Message version (which is technically a paraphrase, not a translation) is written entirely in modern english and might help you cut through the olde english of the KJV.
Some thoughts on a few of your points. I only skimmed through the responses so far, since I'm getting into this late, so someone may have already responded to a couple of these. I would recommend looking at biblegateway.com, as it has a bunch of different translations of the Bible and various other good reference material.
1) The passage you might be referring to is:
I Tim 6:10 (NIV) "For the love of money is a root of all kinds of evil..." The KJV version says "money is the root of all evil". Not being a Bible scholar I can't tell you what the actual greek says, but generally the newer translations (NIV, NKJV, ASV, NLT) are more accurate than the KJV because more manuscripts have been found since the KJV was translated. More reference material means a more accurate translation. Where differences between manuscripts exist, most Bibles have footnotes that describe the "alternate" translation (in 99.9% of cases the differences are so minor they don't change the meaning of the passage)
From my limited knowledge, I would say the idea that money=evil is not Biblical. IMO money, like all gifts or talents, is value-neutral. Certainly, money can lead to evil, but it can also lead to good (for example helping Tsunami victims).
2) "Be fruitful, and multipy, and replenish the earth" In modern english this might be translated, "Get it on." See when a man reaches a certain age...and then the bees are involved...and then there are some birds in there somewhere... (BTW I don't think the idea that sex=evil is biblical either, but that's a whole nother can'o'worms)
3) Can't really respond to that as it's an opinion. Although, I don't think they're too bad either.
I forget who's book I read this in, it was either Larry Crabb or John Eldridge, but anyway one of them pointed out that there was a brief period of time when Eve had "fallen" and Adam had not. Adam is faced with a choice (not just do I disobey God), but do I follow Eve, or follow God? We all know how that turned out. Perhaps that's why women are, at best, painted in a negative light in the beginning of Genesis. Food for thought.