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Prophet Yahweh (man who summons ufos on demand?)
2005-06-05, 11:57 PM #81
CAPTER, PREPAER TEH SHIP FOR HYUPERSOPANCE!!1.1
Moo.
2005-06-06, 12:51 AM #82
I'm the person who doesn't believe stuff like this, but wishes it would happen. I wish aliens really would come here. If they were nice.
America, home of the free gift with purchase.
2005-06-06, 5:47 AM #83
Emon yeah a wormhole is possible but haven't you read/seen a brief history in time by Stephen Hawkings?

A wormhole is basically taking points A and B on a flat map as it were and folding it and touching them so that they are the same exact point. We don't know when they appear and we also don't know if they do actually lead to anywhere, what we do know is that if anything were to pass through them they would be compressed to the smallest most inconcievable point of nothingness as they passed through, I don't think anything could ever survive that....

And even if the closest star is that far away isn't the closest galaxy some incredible 200 something million lightyears away?
2005-06-06, 5:58 AM #84
June 6th. Still no UFOs.

And you don't really need any advanced technology to traverse interstellar distances. Just build a generation ship, or put the astronauts into hibernation... you could even use chemical rockets for propulsion. Hell, we could start building an interstellar spaceship right now if we wanted to (and if we didn't mind the several-thousand-year travel time).
Stuff
2005-06-06, 6:06 AM #85
We could build a small habitat inside a spaceship and launch some humans into space. They would breed, and the fifth or sixth generation would eventually come in contact with... some sort of very distant planet.

I've heard being born in space has major defects or something, though.
2005-06-06, 6:19 AM #86
that is because we would be born in a zero G environment effectively changing around how we function and move...
2005-06-06, 6:20 AM #87
What if we fired rockets while being born to create artificial gravity?
2005-06-06, 6:26 AM #88
i think the actual birthing process would go alright besides the gross bodily fluids floating everywhere, its the development stage probaly as a fetus (although I am not quite sure since the baby is floating technically anyway), but when it came to learning to crawl and walk it would not do it properly and by the 5th or 6th generation people they'd start looking pretty wierd...
2005-06-06, 12:04 PM #89
Astronauts have to exercise a lot in space because living in zero g will completely destroy your muscles (becuase you don't use them..at all) so yeah...I imagine a birth in space would work but the baby would be quite farked.
2005-06-06, 12:16 PM #90
Solution? Spin the spaceship! :p

Seriously, it is phenomenally easy to create artificial gravity; there's no excuse to not have it on an interstellar ship... centripetal force is your friend.
Stuff
2005-06-06, 4:18 PM #91
I'd love to see Aliens come and gank the hell out of humanity. Good god the look on our faces would be priceless.
2005-06-06, 4:34 PM #92
You're going to stick that probe WHERE?!
Stuff
2005-06-06, 7:29 PM #93
...gank?
2005-06-06, 8:07 PM #94
Gank - Obliterate. Kick the **** out of. Murder. Anything under those lines.
2005-06-06, 10:44 PM #95
That one discussion about God's name and Yahweh started reminding me of that one movie called "Pi".

It's a UFO alright, becuase it's just that: An unidentified flying object. We have no proof it's a balloon or a spacecraft.

Being a Star Wars fan, I sure hope it's shaped like a TIE Fighter. That would be sweet. Star wars ships totally ovV/\/ the made up sphere and circular crap people made up.
2005-06-07, 4:20 AM #96
The man in those images with the BBB holding the weather balloons is NOT Prophet Yahweh:

Quote:
From: Stina Cooke [mailto:scooke@mos.org]
Sent: Monday, June 06, 2005 3:56 PM
To: Friend14
Subject: Re: BBB

It is not Ramon Watkins / Prophet Yahweh.



Friend14 wrote:

> Good Morning
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> I was wondering if you could help me with something. At the following
> link, who is the instructor in those photos?
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> http://www.computerclubhouse.org/programs/bbb/photoalbum.html
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> Thank you so much for your time.
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E-mail her yourself. I guess it's possible she could be covering for him if it was. But what would her motive be?
Math is infinitely finite, while the universe is finitely infinite. PI = QED
2005-06-07, 4:53 AM #97
Quote:
Originally posted by Axis
...gank?


someone hasn't played enough MMORPG's
2005-06-07, 10:36 PM #98
The saucer design makes a lot of sense. You can easily thrust the ship in any direction without turning. Add some thrusters on the bottom or a little wing curvature (frisbee anyone?) and some computer control and you have easy control in any direction in any environment. Or almost any.
Bassoon, n. A brazen instrument into which a fool blows out his brains.
2005-06-07, 10:41 PM #99
Quote:
Originally posted by Emon
The saucer design makes a lot of sense. You can easily thrust the ship in any direction without turning. Add some thrusters on the bottom or a little wing curvature (frisbee anyone?) and some computer control and you have easy control in any direction in any environment. Or almost any.


If I suddenly wanted to go strafe right going at the speed of normal spacecraft, that wouldn't be fun...there will be potatoe chips everwhere.
2005-06-07, 11:49 PM #100
are we invaded yet
2005-06-08, 1:19 AM #101
yes
Moo.
2005-06-08, 2:26 AM #102
If I saw those aliens...grrrrrr :banned:
2005-06-08, 6:05 AM #103
June 8th. Still no UFOs.
Stuff
2005-06-08, 8:34 AM #104
They saw Signs and decided to wait for the water to dry up first.

And for us to phase out wooden doors.
"We came, we saw, we conquered, we...woke up!"
2005-06-08, 10:32 AM #105
Quote:
someone hasn't played enough MMORPG's




It's used quite frequently in MMORPG's, but it didn't originate from there.
2005-06-10, 8:11 AM #106
PY is speaking out (or giving excusses anyway):

Quote:
Dear List,

Earlier today, I wrote you about how I have been blessed by the magnificent YAHWEH to get the burden of my work load off of me.

I spoke about how happy I feel now after being so overwhelmed every since I was used, by YAHWEH, to make news when ABC TV 13 filmed a UFO appear on my signal.

You can see the video from their website located at:

http://www.ktnv.com

Look down under headlines and click on the words:

Summoned UFOs

Also, I wrote some less important emails to you as a way of warming up for what I had to say.

I have not spoken much on my efforts to call down sightings for the media over the last couple of days.

The reason why is simple.

I am sitting here waiting for them to call me back.

Me waiting for them to contact me back, is also causing me to err in judgment.

I am letting anxiousness affect my reasonings, but today, the most holy and wonderful YAHWEH took it away for the rest of my 45 day period.

The other day, I was planning to go out and summon, with my own summoning team, and to film the sightings that show up.

But, after we got started, I heard the voice of YAHWEH say:

"Don't go to the park to summon again. Go there only with the media."

And, I told ever one, and we have not gone back since.

Today, a reporter from an Internet magazine, and 4 other people, met me at my home at 9 AM to go with me to the park to summon.

But, when I stepped outside, it was to more windy than ever.

So, I called off the summoning because every one knows that I don't summon unless it is both clear and calm.

After all of them left.

I laid down to rest and I heard the voice, that calls itself YAHWEH, say:

"Don't summon unless it's with the media."

And, I said to myself: well the guy from the Internet magazine qualifies for media.

Then, I heard:

"Do you really think he is media?"

I was jolted by this.

And, at first I said, well, yes he is a reporter for an Internet magazine company.

But, then a strange feeling came over me that YAHWEH does not want to reveal His sightings to small time media who don't have the capacity to video His sightings and let the masses of the people see it through out the earth.

Neither does He want words, in a newspaper or magazine to attempt to explain the magnificent UFOs that appear on my signal.

It dawned on me that if it is not a television station involved in this, then maybe I am not to summon.

Then, I heard the voice that calls itself YAHWEH say:

"Don't summon again except for mainstream media."

"Don't go to the park except to summon for mainstream media with television cameras."

After hearing this, I realized that YAHWEH does not want to waste His efforts on any media that can not take the "videos" of His UFOs and Spaceships to the world!

The television station, here in Las Vegas, that filmed the sighting, gets 6 million hits a day, at their website, from people looking for my UFO footage they filmed.

And, they have the capability to break the story worldwide whenever they decide to.

Then, it was clear to me that the way I was doing things, over the last couple of days, was me being impatient.

I felt kind of bad when I realized that I had slipped in spirit and become unbalanced.

You see, what was happening with me is that I was unknowingly getting too impatient with the media and was trying to do things my own way.

The name of this effort is "Media-Only Summonings," and from the beginning, it was for mainstream media.

But, now, I was going out to the parks, with my own cameras, to perform a summons and catch a sighting on film without mainstream media present.

Also, today, I started gathering together non-mainstream media, with out any broadcast cameras, so I could summon for them.

What I was really doing is trying to summon, my way, and not YAHWEH's way, so I could get more UFO footage to prove what all people close to me already know - that I can call down UFOs.

I am glad I canceled that planned summons today because of the high winds.

I am glad, now that YAHWEH has blessed me to become balanced in my view of this, to know that if it is not mainstream television present, there will be no summoning at all!

Now the question is, what can I do to make mainstream television media assign someone to me every clear, calm day?

Another question is, how can I get the media to work with me so that all I have to do is make a call and all the television stations are present within minutes, humbly waiting on me to call my summons to order?

I can not let them sweep what YAHWEH has done through me under the rug.

They made history with me with YAHWEH and now I can't get a call from them.

What happened was history!

Never before, and for the first time in modern human history, a man was successfully documented calling down bona fide UFOs for the media to film!

With all the trashing of the idea and concept of UFOs in the media, every since television was created, and now they run across the real deal and they ignore me!

YAHWEH is watching me to see how well I fight to make what He has told me happen.

YAHWEH is watching me to see if I will be defeated in accomplishing His will.

He is watching me to see what actions I will decide to make for His name.

He is trying to determine if He has a true prophet and a true warrior and a true strategist that He can depend on.

YAHWEH is not telling me exactly what to do.

He is keeping quiet.

I know from times past that when YAHWEH does not answer his servant, or any other person, it's because the answer you seek is right before your eyes.

It's His way of saying: why are you asking me when you should be able to see the answer for yourself.

I can not let them ignore me.

I am receiving an idea while typing this.

I think I know what to do.

I am going to ask YAHWEH about this idea that I am picking up on, and if He is willing to talk to me about it, I will let you know what I hear.

If He is not willing to talk to me about it.

I will let you know what I decide to do for His name and His honor.

In closing, I say that my anxiousness is gone and is replace with a very mysterious calm.

And, it feels like it will be with me for the rest of my 45 day Media-Summonings Event.

Now that I have got the burden of dealing with all the calls emails and the problem of getting the videos on line for free, I think I am now being adjusted for the task at hand.

On the very first day after getting the work load off me so I can focus, I received a blessing on my mind to understand how to go about launching a war against Goliath.

I am a type of King David and Goliath must fall.

Sincerely Yours In YAHWEH,

Prophet Yahweh
Seer of Yahweh
Math is infinitely finite, while the universe is finitely infinite. PI = QED
2005-06-10, 9:01 AM #107
I dont know about Yahweh's sightings or non-sightings as the case may be, but there certainly are some "UFO's" turning up in the Las Vegas district

Las Vegas, Nevada Multiple Object Witnessed

Date: June 5, 2005 Time: Between 5:45 & 6:40 p.m.

I received a telephone call from a lady who resides in Las Vegas, Nevada on June 5, 2005. She wanted to report that her and a neighbor witnessed a number of objects. Some of the objects witnessed were on their own, and the last sighting on the same day ended up being a large orange, pulsating cluster of objects. The lady mentioned another neighbor drove by and asked what the two ladies were looking at, when the two women pointed out the objects in the sky, the lady in the car drove off immediately without saying a word.

Audio Clip Las Vegas, Nevada Multiple Object Witnessed - Audio clip - 14.04 minutes long. Sighting date: June 4, 2005.

http://www.hbccufo.org/videos/LasVegasorange.mp3

Audio © 2005 HBCC UFO Research
Math is infinitely finite, while the universe is finitely infinite. PI = QED
2005-06-10, 10:15 AM #108
Man, that guy is pathetic. He can't even come up with an original name, but goes and rips off God's. :rolleyes:
2005-06-10, 11:01 AM #109
I just wanted to post this.. June 9th, in Arizona.

http://www.rense.com/ufo6/ufotheatre.mpg
2005-06-10, 11:19 AM #110
Look at the one on the ktnv site. search for Summoning UFOs or just UFOs and its the first article with a video.
[01:52] <~Nikumubeki> Because it's MBEGGAR BEGS LIKE A BEGONI.
2005-06-10, 11:29 AM #111
Don't feel like reading of more posts, but after the first page if no one has cleared it up yet, Yaweh means "I am who I am"
and was the Hebrews name for God. They asked him what to call him or something like that, and he replied Yaweh.

Gotta love Theology 101. Not really. :rolleyes:

Anyways, I won't beleive anything about UFOs still I see it. And then I'll still be skeptical. Not saying they don't exist, because I'm sure somewhere they do. Just no here.
2005-06-10, 12:02 PM #112
MBEggar, what video..THe one where he summons the UFO..I've seen it a million times.
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