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A death threat has been made...
2005-06-26, 6:09 PM #41
Yeah but that's because the oppenent was maybe just a nancy or something. I have never seen a fight end in 1 punch.
2005-06-26, 6:10 PM #42
No. You got it wrong. Don't mess with tasers or guns. You will get in trouble after. Non lethal weapons will do no good, as the bullies will just try to kill you even more.

I vote for explaining to the cops/talking to your parents and stuff.
Skateboarding is not a crime.
2005-06-26, 6:14 PM #43
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How would you get killed when your target has been neutralized?


by getting "neutralized" by your target's friends or family a few days later. bad idea.
幻術
2005-06-26, 6:21 PM #44
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Well, theres always gonna be someone stronger then you, Temp.


Size and strength don't mean anything in a fight.
2005-06-26, 6:23 PM #45
So you're saying that 10 year old boy with asthma could take down a 6'5 lumbering world champion weight lifter?
2005-06-26, 6:23 PM #46
Dominik, of course try and reason with cops and stuff, but I'm talking about if he gets attacked? Asking the bullies kindly to stop beating him up is not going to stop them. Now I vote against using a gun, well, because that's just plain stupid, because he will be in even more trouble for killing some one. But stunning the bully long enough to get away might save his life. 5 mins is long enough to get away. Plus a stun gun is dirt cheap. I'm also assuming that he doesn't know martial arts, even if he did, this guy sounds huge. So.....Pepper spray, nah, he can still move. But even if he is huge, it's not going to matter when his muscles are frozen.

And yes Temp, strength does matter in a fight, very much so.
"DON'T TASE ME BRO!" lol
2005-06-26, 6:28 PM #47
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2005-06-26, 6:30 PM #48
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Originally posted by Space_Bandit
Dominik, of course try and reason with cops and stuff, but I'm talking about if he gets attacked? Asking the bullies kindly to stop beating him up is not going to stop them. Now I vote against using a gun, well, because that's just plain stupid, because he will be in even more trouble for killing some one. But stunning the bully long enough to get away might save his life. 5 mins is long enough to get away. Plus a stun gun is dirt cheap. I'm also assuming that he doesn't know martial arts, even if he did, this guy sounds huge. So.....Pepper spray, nah, he can still move. But even if he is huge, it's not going to matter when his muscles are frozen.

And yes Temp, strength does matter in a fight, very much so.


Yeah, if he gets jumped, I guess using a taser would be a good idea. However, the taser will just make things worst between the taser-ed and the taser-er.
Skateboarding is not a crime.
2005-06-26, 6:32 PM #49
[https://www.eoi.com/sites/folder16757/site_images_system/user/The_Big_Gun.jpg]

Oh, but I do Monoxide, I have the Super Soaker 3,000,000! *Fires first shot*, Whoops, lol, guess I left it at home, I get them two mixed up a lot. :rolleyes:
"DON'T TASE ME BRO!" lol
2005-06-26, 6:50 PM #50
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Originally posted by -Monoxide-
Yeah but that's because the oppenent was maybe just a nancy or something. I have never seen a fight end in 1 punch.


Well, one of them was his size, and the guy ended up vomiting with a concussion.
Got a permanent feather in my cap;
Got a stretch to my stride;
a stroll to my step;
2005-06-26, 7:10 PM #51
Two rolls of quarters ($20 worth), akimbo.
Steal my dreams and sell them back to me.....
2005-06-26, 7:20 PM #52
Roll of pennies ftw.

Seriously, when you're fighting, have a roll of pennies in your hands. It's a dirty, dirty tactic, but if they're going to try to kill you...well...I think exceptions can be made.
D E A T H
2005-06-26, 8:05 PM #53
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And yes Temp, strength does matter in a fight, very much so.


Not really. It matters if you're grabbing eachother and trying to throw one another, but other than that, strength means crap in a fight.

I've seen many many guys who were tiny take down/ beat the **** out of guys that weightlifted.

Speed is the most essential thing in any fight, if you've got a lot of speed and can packa nice punch, you can pretty much handle any sized person. Martial arts training teaches you this, its one of the main principles, size doesnt matter.
2005-06-26, 8:23 PM #54
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Originally posted by -Monoxide-
How would you get killed when your target has been neutralized?


they stab you before you shoot them
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2005-06-26, 8:27 PM #55
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Originally posted by alpha1
they stab you before you shoot them

Nuke them from orbit, it's the only way to be sure.
You will die alone.
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@%
guys I think my snail is stuck
2005-06-26, 8:55 PM #56
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Originally posted by -Monoxide-
Oh, I thought you were were talking about something within the proximity of this thread, and, well, since you're not...

SHUT UP.

Leave the poor guy alone.

...Says the guy who said "shoot the ****ers."
2005-06-26, 8:59 PM #57
Temp, I don't know what martial art you take, but it's wacked up some logic. Lets say a 4 year old and a guy who's 6'8" and 230 pounds of mostly muscle each take a punch at eachother, both are at the same speed, but which one has more force, and which one is going to take the worst beating? Yeah. That's why there are some 11 year olds who can't break through 10 bricks with a downward kick yet, they just don't have enough defined muscle. So, strength does mean crap :rolleyes:
"DON'T TASE ME BRO!" lol
2005-06-26, 9:25 PM #58
I think it's a little bit different when you're comparing an 11 year old fighting a 40 year old...

Strength doesnt mean much in a fight. It doesnt mean absolutely nothing no, but it definately doesnt turn the tide of a fight.

I guess that explains why you can download videos of martial artists that arent that big muscular wise, yet they kick the crap out of guys twice to three times their size. What about UFC, it happens a hell of a lot of the time.. Just because you're big and strong, doesnt mean someone smaller can't kick your ***.
2005-06-26, 9:30 PM #59
Right you are, I was just saying that strength doesn't mean crap, period. I've been doing martial arts for 6 years, and I know, that a 11 year old with enough training in martial arts can waste a 15 year old punk off the streets anyday.
"DON'T TASE ME BRO!" lol
2005-06-26, 9:33 PM #60
Oh, my bad, I thought oyu were saying the opposite. I thought you were saying that strength is everything in a fight. :p
2005-06-26, 9:36 PM #61
Of course not, it can help though, combined with speed and control.
"DON'T TASE ME BRO!" lol
2005-06-26, 9:39 PM #62
Most definately. What I like about martial arts too is that if you quit taking classes, and you have the knowledge, you can continue training yourself. That's pretty much what I've done, since where I live it costs about a grand per year.
2005-06-26, 9:49 PM #63
uhhh... since this thread has gone slightly off topic... I sugest we make a poll:
What should he do?
a. Talk to police/parents
b. Use non-lethal protections
c. Lethal Protection
d. Hide/pretend to be invisible

I vote A.
"You're only supposed to blow the bloody doors off!" Anyone who recognizes this quote is awsome.
2005-06-26, 9:58 PM #64
I vote for option A as well... it's what I'd do.
2005-06-26, 10:01 PM #65
B. Kick their ***.
2005-06-26, 10:22 PM #66
Meh...advising violence is a bad idea in this situation. This kid is obviously not "crazy" as I would call it. If it were me, I would use violence but quite frankly, if you don't have it in you, it's not the best path. I've seen many people get stomped or stabbed for ****ing with the wrong people. To me, these people don't seem that crazy. They are rich kids with a gangster mentality, but they ain't ****. I know people who sell crack everyday on east hastings (vancouver) and those are the people you really can't **** with. Rich kids in highschool who think they are hardcore because they pack switchblades? That's nothing. But quite frankly, I don't think you are up to even that. My advice to YOU -the legal way out (ie: parents/police)

Oh ya, I forgot, if you want to, I strongly suggest buying bear spray. It's expensive, but it's extremely potent, and by that I mean it will stop ANYONE from attacking you. Plus it doesn't take much balls to use besides pressing the button. It's the weapon of choice in my area for good reason.
2005-06-26, 10:59 PM #67
After reading everything, I vote A.
"Ford, you're turning into a penguin. Stop it."
2005-06-26, 11:32 PM #68
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Originally posted by Space_Bandit
Of course not, it can help though, combined with speed and control.
Physical leverage > All

Brazilian Ju-jitsu ftw! :p

Oh, and I vote for A and B.
Democracy: rule by the stupid
2005-06-26, 11:33 PM #69
A

Btw, where did the starter of this thread go, anyways?:o
2005-06-26, 11:50 PM #70
I'd slash their tires. Spray paint theirs cars and egg their houses.. Get them all fired up to do something stupid. Don't ever let them find out it was you though. Big, strong, rich kids that pick on others are dumb.
"Nulla tenaci invia est via"
2005-06-27, 6:29 AM #71
Lift some weights, take a karate class, and the next time they try something, kick em in the balls.
2005-06-27, 6:50 AM #72
I vote A.
Skateboarding is not a crime.
2005-06-27, 9:56 AM #73
Assuming A doesn't work (A being my first choice), I'd go with a combination of B and D -- try to avoid trouble, but be prepared with the pepper spray and/or other protections.
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Originally posted by -Monoxide-
I have never seen a fight end in 1 punch.


See attachment... ;)

(On a side note, while I was searching, I stumbled upon this :D)
May the mass times acceleration be with you.
2005-06-27, 9:57 AM #74
We should form the massassi militia, and go to mexico to take em out!

ยก'URAH!
I know that you believe you understand what you think I said, but I'm not sure you realize that what you heard is not what I meant.
2005-06-27, 10:03 AM #75
you should find a way to keep retractable daggers in your shoes, SPECTRE-style.
2005-06-27, 10:08 AM #76
JDKNITE188, good idea, or in your fist like on Republic Commando. :rolleyes:
"DON'T TASE ME BRO!" lol
2005-06-27, 10:14 AM #77
sawed off shotgun to the groin.

easily done.
2005-06-27, 10:17 AM #78
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Originally posted by Raoul Duke
I strongly suggest buying bear spray. It's expensive, but it's extremely potent, and by that I mean it will stop ANYONE from attacking you.


I thought that stuff could kill a human?
Got a permanent feather in my cap;
Got a stretch to my stride;
a stroll to my step;
2005-06-27, 10:40 AM #79
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Originally posted by Sol
I thought that stuff could kill a human?

That's why it's so effective. :P
Hey, Blue? I'm loving the things you do. From the very first time, the fight you fight for will always be mine.
2005-06-27, 10:44 AM #80
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Originally posted by Darth Slaw

See attachment... ;)

(On a side note, while I was searching, I stumbled upon this :D)


Hahaha. That's a great movie.
Skateboarding is not a crime.
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