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Bar Fight
2005-07-05, 3:23 PM #1
*Kirby picks up a bottle and slams is over Anovis' head. Anovis flies back and shatters a bar. As he's standing back up, kirby retalliates with a cyclone of ninja throwing stars. Anovis is now pinned to the wall.*

(The only rule: Don't kill anyone. Post for each of the 5 people above you.)
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2005-07-05, 3:25 PM #2
*Spe steals Jedikirby and Anovis' drinks and sits at the bar, quickly downing them all*
2005-07-05, 3:25 PM #3
Whilst watching the ensuing midget fraccas, Martyn casually sups a pint of ale.
2005-07-05, 3:26 PM #4
*runs to the bathroom past the lot of fighting people due to a bladder infection*
Think while it's still legal.
2005-07-05, 3:28 PM #5
/me calls the cops
2005-07-05, 3:33 PM #6
Quote:
Originally posted by Koobie
*cuts the phone wire*


That's called blocking. It's naughty. If you feel the need to contradict the given situation rather than accept, you should present an alternative and follow it through.

ie *cuts phone wire, dons police uniform and proceeds to bust heads and call for backup*

/Improv veteran.
2005-07-05, 3:36 PM #7
Great now the fuzz is on it's way.

*Rips through his shirt and runs towards kirby's table. As he runs, he picks up a pool stick from the billard, starting striking Kirby on the pressure points around his neck and torso*
2005-07-05, 3:37 PM #8
/me eats Anovis' shirt.
2005-07-05, 3:38 PM #9
/me, being a weak and useless member of society, hides in the corner behind a spoiler tag.
You will die alone.
Snail Racing: 500 Posts Per Line
@%
guys I think my snail is stuck
2005-07-05, 3:39 PM #10
*Is still violently urinating all over the bathroom*
Think while it's still legal.
2005-07-05, 3:41 PM #11
Quote:
[The_Anovis] Vinny! I need your help!
«@Vinny» ...with?
[The_Anovis] the barfight!
«@Vinny» No
[The_Anovis] :(
«+spe» I ATE YOUR SHIRT


Someone get SAJN! THAT BATHROOM MUSN'T FALL!
2005-07-05, 3:43 PM #12
*ziiiiiiip* HP *bleepbleepbleeep* 500/500 *SAJN_Master has entered the server.*

*tenderly takes advantage of Anovis with a sharp spoon and a tub of lard.....then throws a chair at his face*
Think while it's still legal.
2005-07-05, 3:44 PM #13
/crawls in the corner and huddles up in a ball, screaming quite loudly/
Very funny Scotty. Now beam down my clothes.
2005-07-05, 3:46 PM #14
*Continues throwing chairs at peoples faces when he gets that....feeling. Runs to the bathroom again, this time due to some bad crab meat he ate.*
Think while it's still legal.
2005-07-05, 3:49 PM #15
*Pulls out dead platypus and begins hitting SAJN in the face with it.*
"It is not advisable, James, to venture unsolicited opinions. You should spare yourself the embarrassing discovery of their exact value to your listener."
"Rationality is the recognition of the fact that nothing can alter the truth and nothing can take precedence over that act of perceiving it."
2005-07-05, 3:51 PM #16
/crawls over and hides with Monkey_Man
Very funny Scotty. Now beam down my clothes.
2005-07-05, 3:52 PM #17
*Reads thread, closes browser, goes back to drinking beer.*
"I would rather claim to be an uneducated man than be mal-educated and claim to be otherwise." - Wookie 03:16

2005-07-05, 3:54 PM #18
Quote:
Originally posted by Wookie06
*Reads thread, closes browser, goes back to drinking beer.*


All drink and no fight make Wookie06 a...ewok?
2005-07-05, 4:37 PM #19
I am hit anovis in face
2005-07-05, 5:12 PM #20
*Freelancer walks in, orders a drink, and suspiciously eyes Anovis, careful not to draw attention to himself.
"it is time to get a credit card to complete my financial independance" — Tibby, Aug. 2009
2005-07-05, 5:15 PM #21
*Peers out from his dark corner of the room, and gives Thrawn42689 the evil eye*
The man in black fled across the desert, and the Gunslinger followed...
2005-07-05, 5:17 PM #22
Thanks, I can pin this on my fridge.
2005-07-05, 5:21 PM #23
/me snatches Wookie06's beer, chugs it, and then cracks the mug over his head. Catching him as he falls, he slides Wookie06 across the floor into Thrawn42689, who falls on top of him. They continue to slide across the beer-spattered floor and catch Nightwind, crashing in a huge pile against the wall. The shuddering of the wall causes two bottles to topple off a shelf and onto the heads of Freelancer and Anovis.
the idiot is the person who follows the idiot and your not following me your insulting me your following the path of a idiot so that makes you the idiot - LC Tusken
2005-07-05, 5:24 PM #24
AAAHHH! A CONSERVATIVE!

/me runs away
2005-07-05, 5:27 PM #25
/Final_Hope__ leaps out from his corner where he was hiding and slams Wolfy into the ground, throwing a bowl of peanuts in his face too.
Very funny Scotty. Now beam down my clothes.
2005-07-05, 5:31 PM #26
*Attempts to suffocate Final_Hope__ by cramming beer nuts Down his throat. Unsuccessful*
The man in black fled across the desert, and the Gunslinger followed...
2005-07-05, 5:32 PM #27
/grins slightly as the bottle from the ruckus shatters on the metal plate in his skull, and coolly goes back to drinking.
"it is time to get a credit card to complete my financial independance" — Tibby, Aug. 2009
2005-07-05, 5:37 PM #28
*Final_Hope__ spits the beer nuts in Nightwind's face. Grinning, he gets up slowly, and shoves NightWind roughly into the wall!
Very funny Scotty. Now beam down my clothes.
2005-07-05, 6:18 PM #29
/me casts Phoenix Flame on the various cocktails prepared on the bar, igniting it in flames and burning anyone near.
2005-07-05, 6:42 PM #30
*me pisses pants while taking a shot of tequila, and then ducks flaming cock tails*
I know that you believe you understand what you think I said, but I'm not sure you realize that what you heard is not what I meant.
2005-07-05, 6:43 PM #31
*hits the deck from the massive explosion in the cocktail area*
Very funny Scotty. Now beam down my clothes.
2005-07-05, 6:49 PM #32
/me pins Final_Hope__ to the floorboards by his neck, grabs Ewoklover and begins to beat the everliving daylights out of Final_Hope__ with Ewoklover. Finished, Wolfy launches Ewoklover into the crowd. The poor fellow clotheslines Cool Matty and Freelancer, finally crashing into Nightwind and sending both sprawling.
the idiot is the person who follows the idiot and your not following me your insulting me your following the path of a idiot so that makes you the idiot - LC Tusken
2005-07-05, 6:56 PM #33
*Final_Hope__, recovering from the attack, kicks out at Wolfy's knees, making him crash to the ground with a very large THUD! Hope reaches over at Cool Matty, who is still dumbfounded from being clotheslined, and grabs him by the arm. He then picks up Cool Matty and slams him hard into Wolfy's chest. Final_Hope__ searches for his next victim, and his eyes set upon an innocent Ewoklover, who just happens to be sitting down pissing his pants and having a drink.*
Very funny Scotty. Now beam down my clothes.
2005-07-05, 6:59 PM #34
* Genki BEATS WOLFY'S FACE IN to Catch 22 - 9mm & a Three Piece Suit for [1:56]
Holy soap opera Batman. - FGR
DARWIN WILL PREVENT THE DOWNFALL OF OUR RACE. - Rob
Free Jin!
2005-07-05, 7:02 PM #35
/me starts dancing on a table, taking off his clothes
Yeah, you stay here and take life seriously. I'll go and have some fun.
2005-07-05, 7:11 PM #36
*raises hand and Genki goes flying across the room into the far wall.*

*turns to bludgeon Morpheus with his staff*
Code to the left of him, code to the right of him, code in front of him compil'd and thundered. Programm'd at with shot and $SHELL. Boldly he typed and well. Into the jaws of C. Into the mouth of PERL. Debug'd the 0x258.
2005-07-05, 7:13 PM #37
Slightly dazed, Freelancer gets up and runs to check if the bartender is okay. He isn't. Damn! Enraged, Freelancer sets out to avenge the bartender's death. He scans the area for CoolMatty and finds him and Wolfy writhing in pain on the floor...
"it is time to get a credit card to complete my financial independance" — Tibby, Aug. 2009
2005-07-05, 7:14 PM #38
/me runs over to kareoke machine and starts bursting everyones ear drums with his sweet voice
All your bacon are belong to me

< robT> Name ONE thing that your windows comp can do that my MAC cant
< bawss> Right click.

http://www.bash.org/?462310
2005-07-05, 7:14 PM #39
* Genki cries to Streetlight Manifesto - A Moment of Violence
Holy soap opera Batman. - FGR
DARWIN WILL PREVENT THE DOWNFALL OF OUR RACE. - Rob
Free Jin!
2005-07-05, 7:14 PM #40
/me pludgeons back with HIS staff...and no, I didnt have a staff with me, I'm just not wearing any clothes
Yeah, you stay here and take life seriously. I'll go and have some fun.
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