/me corrects Shadow89's spelling of "karaoke".

*silly rabbit*

*tricks are for*

*kids*


Pulls out Katana...

*Sees Morpheus and suddenly morphs into Agent Smith. Adjusts tie and glasses, then raises Desert Eagle and pulls trigger.*

/me throws a towl to Morpheus, causing 521513344 points of damage. As the towl hits Morpheus, /me runs over to the jukebox and plays Genki's Streetlight Manifesto's - A Moment of Violence. While he is there, he finds a chair and breaks it over Monkey_Man's back, stopping him from spelling "karaok". Useing a broken leg of the chair, he throws it like a Shorikan (ninja star) towards Nightwind.

*Me see's Final_Hope__'s glaring eyes and ties to make it to the door-while wiping the blood off of Cool Matty and freelancer. During the sprint i throw a board with many rusty nails in it at wolfy.*

*Final_Hope__ pulls out a baseball and hurls it at Ewoklover!*

/me wonders where tinny got his katana and keeps his distance. Out of the corner of his eye, Freelancer see's Nightwind's DE blow up in his hands. Apparently he hasn't been cleaning it. Freelancer thanks Ewoklover for helping him clean up and hands him a bat.

*Hope turns around and punches Freelancer square in the face, laughing hysterically*

/Freelancer falls over unconcious, but just before he does, he sees Ewoklover hit FH's baseball and watches as it strikes FH right in the face.

*Final curses. He should've seen that one coming! Final_Hope__ breathes his last breath, then falls over atop the dirty, beer soaked floor.*

After narrowily escaping a deadly spelling correction, Shadow89 sees Final_Hopes__ beer drenched body and rushes over to his body and prepares to give him CPR. Breathe damnit! BREATHE! When Shadow89 leans over Final_Hopes__ body, Shadow89 notices the Trix rabbit with a katana running around the room. Believing he is on crack, Shadow89 checks himself into a rehabilitation center, ACTION STYLE, where he learns kung fu. He then comes back to the bar, many hours later and sees that absolutely nothing has changed, he then goes and kicks ***.

*pulls monkey_man to his feet and hands him a spelling trophy and a chainsaw, then whips out a warhammer and starts working over that metal plate in freelancer's head.*

/me walks up in the bar, with a loaded generic machine gun, and sprays the room down with lots of hot lead.

*Final_Hope__ awakens at the sound of the gunfire. He instantly looks over to the source of the noise. Rob is standing in the middle of the room with a generic machine gun, the end of the barrel smoking. Hope smiles and chuckles to himself, leaping up and springing himself into the side of Rob, instantly bringing him down. Final throws a hard blow to his face, and grabs the gun from Rob. Final_Hope__ points it directly at his forehead and laughs in his face.*

/me kicks a final hope in the nuts before he fires, breaks his hand, and then shoots him in the knee caps several times with his retrieved generic machine gun.

Space_Bandit walks in and starts throwing itching powder on everyone.

I fart, and the ensuing silence lasts for 8 seconds, then the fighting picks up again. Out of the left corner of my eye I see Nightwind aim his pistol at me; I quickly lift Final_Hope_ and Freelancer's bodies and use them as shields, just in time to block the 6 remaining bullets from Nightwind's cartridge. Both their bodies are enough to stop the powerful Desert Eagle rounds. As he ducks behind a wooden bar table to reload, I grab three bottles of Corona Extra....no, Corona Light (tehee) from the bar and find a couple matches in Freelancer's pocket. I toss the cold urinous beverages simaltaneously over to the table at Nightwind and hear the bottles shatter and Nightwind's low pitched yelp. He has been cut a little by the glass. Good. This buys me 4 1/2 seconds. I take a lightning fast peak and see the pool of alchoholic (am I spelling that right?:confused:) beverage under Nightwind, so I light a match and hurl it towards him. It lands and sets the Corona ablaze...as it should be. The ruthless flames engulf him and the wooden table. He screams, a horrible scream of pain, and he thows the gun and runs around screeching. I go and pick up the gun, point it at Nightwind's skull, but just then I realize what I've done. I've tortured a human being; a real, living, soon to be dead...human. I go find a fire-extinguisher and put out the flaming Freelancer. He didin't burn too long, so he has only minor burns. But by saving him I've earned an allie. I keep the gun and look around the rume....room. SAJN is off to my right, ducking behind a pile of bar stools for a 12 3/4 seecond break, and Anovis is fiercly dueling with the Katana wielding Tinny. Freelancer and I start a plan to escape the bar. The front door is clearly blocked by various battling Massassians, so we make our way to the back of the bar. There must be a back door. Freelancer watches my back. Suddenly I am alarmed by a naked Morpheus dancing on the bar table to my left, so I push the table over and nude Morpheus plummets 3 feet onto a pile of razor sharp broken glass. It cuts him in places I'd rather not discuss. I watch and laugh for 4 seconds, but when I turn around, my buddy Freelancer has vanished from my side. Whatever, screw him; it's every man for himself after all. I tighten my grip on the gun an begin a savage hunting rampage throughout the midst of the raging tavern.

*Final_Hope__ pulls out a large bundle of explosives and sets it down on the floor (which is covered in his blood, by the way). His mind begins to race for the next step in this "plan". An idea pops into his head, and takes a deep breath.*

*He opens his mouth.*

"EVERYBODY!!! LISTEN TO ME!!!"

*The crowd stops, including the moaning from those laying beaten on the ground. Far in the back of the room a bottle crashes, and someone coughs.*

"I SWEAR, I'LL BLOW US ALL TO KINGDOM COME IF SOMEBODY DOESN'T TAKE ME TO THE HOSPITAL! I'VE BEEN SHOT IN THE LEGS AND IN THE CHEST A FEW ZILLION TIMES, AND I WANT TO GO TO THE HOSPITAL NOW "

*Hope isn't joking either! He raises the detonater for the explosives high in the air. Final waves it around so that everybody can see he's not taking 'no' for an answer.*

Kicks Final_Hope_ in the shins, takes his explosives and eats them.

* Genki steals Space_Bandit's ship

*Final_Hope__ stares dumbfoundly at Space_Bandit as he rubs his tummy in satisfaction.*

"Didn't see that one coming..." he thinks to himself sourly.

*Hope begins to drag himself to the door, cursing every bad word under the sun.*

/Freelancer returns from the bathroom to find that Delphian had ditched him. Damn!

Space_Bandit runs outside to see Genki stealing his ship. He presses the self destruct button on his watch. "Fireworks!" Everyone screams out.

*Stops fighting, puts on his cape and hat.*

Well it's about time for me to be gettin' home. I gotta sleep for tomorrow.

Yea yeah, I know, sleep is for weaklings. But eh.

*Exits*

*/me Magnetically retrieves Anovis and smacks him in the face with a frying pan.

Space_Bandit needs a ride home.

MY GOOD SIR! YOU ARE NOT THE CONTENTS OF YOUR WALLET!

*grabs a picture from the wall and smashes it over Monoxide's head*

/me runs out the door again, saying as he exits: Righto. Continue this tomorrow?

*Final_Hope__ finally reaches the exit door! Hurrah!*

Finds a remote detonator that he doesn't know the purpose of. He presses it and his tummy starts beeping. He remembers now, Final_Hope_ dropped it when he ate....*Has a gut feeling today is going to suck*

*Final_Hope__ hears a familiar beeping and turns around to look at Space Bandit holding a detonator. Bandit's face is white like he has seen a ghost.*

"Oh...!@#$..." Hope mutters to himself, and rolls his eyes.

*He reaches into his pocket and pulls out another detonator, this one labelled DISARM! Final_Hope__ pushes the button and the beeping from Space Bandit's tummy stops.*

*Final calls out to Bandit, who looks very relieved to not be exploded into a zillion pieces*

"Your welcome, now gimme a ride to the hospital. I'm still bleeding from those bullet wounds!"

*Final_Hope__ hopes that Bandit will repay the act of kindness.*

Space_Bandit has no ship because he is an idiot with no common sense at all. He takes Final_Hope_'s detonator, eats it, then presses the arm detenator, and eats it. He says he likes his beeper and skips outside as happy as can be because he can listen to his tummy beep again. There is a low boom and the bar rumbles. Everyone hangs their head in shame. A piece of paper rolls into the bar, it's Bandit's Ship Insurance.

*Pushes the button labelled "Push to disarm bomb."*

A voice sounds, "The bomb is now armed. Detonation will commence in 1000 seconds. Have a nice day. 1000, 999, 998, 997..."

Somwhere, a parrot squawks, "Stop that counting! Stop that counting! Counting gives me premonitions of doom. I don't like doom. Squawk!"

*Nightwind/Smith looks at the smoking reamains of his beloved Desert Eagle. A tear rolls down his cheek. Damn. His mourning through, Nightwind/Smith promptly strangles the infernal parrot to death. Leaves and gets a room at a nearby hotel for the night, and triple locks the door.*

/me drives throw the ceiling window with his car.

I'm back!!!!!!!!!!!

/me lands on Nightwind, gets out and smacks Ric_Olie with his peice of pottery he brought from home, then throws some CD's like throwing disk towards Space bandit

*Final_Hope__ whistles and a herd of crocodiles start charging and rampaging through the bar.*

*Me gets in Anivos' car and starts to run over Final_Hope__'s crocs. Me slao grabs the cigattete litter out of the car and throws it in Final_Hope__'s eye*

*calls in a pack of kamikaze monkeys that jump down the throats of the crocidiles packing lethal doses of laxatives.*

* ReT calls Sok Munkey's ISP, gets behind an overturned table, and pulls out his Concussion Rifle only to notice he forgot the power cells *

*ReT sees power cells on the other side of the bar and breaks for it, but slips on the crocodile pooh that now covers the floor and breaks his arm.*

*Sok Munkey grabs a floor board with rusty nails sticking out of it*

I hope everyone's had their tetnus shots...

*While hitting monkeys and crocodiles, see's ReT dive behind the table, spins a douhnut and floors it towards the table*