Kirby, who was sorely forgotten in the corner, stands up. Staring across the room, he ponders what is real. In this instance, his body surges in the tank outside of the matrix. He feels that "there is no bar." He reaches under his newly donned trenchcoat and pulls out two micro-uzis and unloads on the room, jumping and dodging the random attacks sent into his general direction (I'm looking for a Matrix duel, so don't attack me unless you're going to carry out a long semi-serious duel)

JediKirby

Trige dowses himself with gasoline, runs into the chaos and lights himself while flailing his arms.

/me dodges kirby's bullets while useing incredible speed to run towards him in slow motion. As he does so, he passes Trige while he's on fire, blowing him out because he is so fast. Green characters start appear on him as he is running, and a black trench coat and sunglasses appears on him. He pulls out his katana underneith his trench coat and prepares to swing at Kirby*

* Genki lights Trige back on fire

*Sok Munkey jumps from the bar, swings the make-shift club, and sticks it, rusty nails first, in triges groin, causing him to collapse burning into a pile of croc feces*

WRAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!

Trige bear-hugs Brian and the flames begin to spread like wildfire.

*Final_Hope__ laughs at the chaos his crocodiles have caused. All of a sudden he looks beside him. A medi-kit!*

*Hope repairs himself and stands up. He turns around and decks Sok Monkey in the face. After watching him collapse, Final_Hope__ reaches and grabs the fire extinguisher. He unloads all of the foam onto SM_Trige, which puts out his fire. Final then proceeds to "konk" Trige on the head with the end of the extinguisher. Hope cackles like a maniac.*

*While on the floor, Sok Munkey grabs the concussion rifle nearby that ReT dropped loads the power cells into it and fires up at Hope. He flys through the roof and dissapears into the sky. seconds later he crashes down into the parking lot. Sok Munkey jumps to his feet*

*Hope lands on a car in the parking lot, sending off the car alarm*

*Jepman pees on Hope for hurting his car*

*Final_Hope__ reaches over and grabs Jepman's head, and then continues to bash it against the car.*

*Nightwind, still in the form of Agent Smith, re-enters the bar, ready for some trouble after his long nights sleep. Eyes Kirby.*

*Seeing nightwind walk into the bar, jumps out of anovis's car with a Deagle. Fires at nightwind but misses and hits Kirby who was firing in randomly toward Ewoklover*

Whipping around, Kirby holds a micro-uzi up to deflect the bullet while he uses the other to unload on Anovis. With his sword flailing, anovis deflects all of the bullets which randomly skew off and take out innocent bar-goers. Kirby then drops his micro uzis and again realizes that this place has no laws governing the materialization of a samurai sword. Suddenly, as if it were there all along, he unsheaths a glimmering glass-hilted samurai sword, ancient symbols etched across its surface. He holds the sword behind him in ancient samurai tradition, leans foreward, and charges Anovis. Anovis, knowing this technique, assumes a butterfly stance, legs spread appart, sword upraised and arching back along his shoulderblades just above his head. The two colide in a furry of blade slashes that are unseen by the untrained eye. The battle continues...

*Nightwind/Smith, after witnessing Anovis and Kirby engage eachother in single combat, deicdes to abstain from attack, waiting for the victor emerge. Leans against the wall, cleaning his new Desert Eagle. Occasionally looks up to view the progress of the conflict.*

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*Seeing kirby reviving his own thread after exactly 1 month he runs kirby over with his heroin powered delorean*

Tony wades into the fray, saucepan 'pon his scalliard, if he knew where his scalliard was. He looks on, bemused, at Boco heading towards Kirby at speed. Should the collision occur, a horrible pink mess is most likely to occur. And we all know who's not cleaning that up. Nightwind still leans against the wall, cleaning his DEagle, unawares of the fact that on the other side of the pink marshmellow lies - well not really lies, more speeds - a DeLorean driven by what could pass as a Scot in poor light. And really, pink goo and blood on a DeLorean does not come out. Despite this possible sequence of events, he rummages behind what's left of the bar and pulls out a miracuously unsmashed bottle of Possibly Vodka. He swigs blindly at the bottle, but it looks like his hand-eye coordination isn't up to scratch and the bottle goes spinning into Nightwind. Tony sighs dejectedly into his hand and fails to pay heed to the muffled "ouch" behind him, accompanied by the shattering of glass. "Sigh. Easy come, easy go... although it's a good thing we haven't had mime artists yet..." he ponders quietly to himself, failing to see the now vodka-soaked Nightwind.

*clashing blades with kirby, I realize that non of us are getting fatigued. Without kirby's relization of my next attack, I throw my sunglasses from my head over to him, makeing a perfect fit over Kirby's head. Now he wore them. Now, he can't see a thing. The battle still raged on however, and the occasional slashing off limbs of bar goers seemed almost timeless.*

*Brings out missile launcher. Fires concussion missiles at the bar...*

Everyone feels a little bit woozy

Trige barfs all over the bar and passes out.

*Final_Hope__, who was outside in the parking lot, is unaffected by the bombardment of concussion missles. Hope then walks up behind Oxyonagon and kicks his legs out, causing him to fall on his back. Final_Hope__ grabs the missle launcher and walks straight inside, and blows massive hole in the ground.*


*An odd squeeking noise comes from the hole, and someone shouts OMG TEH MOLE PEEPOLE!!!11 *

*Mole people from the underground begin to climb out and infest the bar, attacking everyone and stealing all the drinks!!!*

/me plugs hole with a plug.

BUT THE MOLE PEOPLE ARE STILL IN THE BAR OMG!

*starts beating the living **** out of the mole people*

/me steals a mole person and runs out of the bar

* Conc loaded, ReT unloads it all on drizzt2k2, who is forced to retreat with a few damaged limbs. ReT pulls out Bryar sidearm and takes out random bartender #7 hiding under counter, who was in the act of pulling out an illegal Stormtrooper Rifle. *