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You see a really hot girl at the bar..
2005-07-16, 1:02 PM #1
don't kill me i'm bored.
2005-07-16, 1:28 PM #2
How about, none of the above?
2005-07-16, 1:31 PM #3
Where's the "OMG GIRLS HAVE COOTIES" option?
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2005-07-16, 1:32 PM #4
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Originally posted by Da_Roosta
Where's the "OMG GIRLS HAVE COOTIES" option?


For some reason, that made me laugh. :rolleyes:
2005-07-16, 1:35 PM #5
Apparently, we have 7 Massassians (including me) who enjoy a good conversation and a bit of flattery .... and one pervert. :p
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2005-07-16, 1:36 PM #6
I'd buy a drink and flirt with her, but my friends are usually trashed by the time I get to this point and end up cutting in and spilling their drinks all over her... :[
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2005-07-16, 1:37 PM #7
I'm one of the magnificent 7.
nope.
2005-07-16, 1:37 PM #8
I voted open #1, but the truth is I wouldnt even have the guts to say 'hi'. Heck, I probably wouldnt even smile, I wouldnt want her to take it the wrong way...

Id probably just leave. :(
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2005-07-16, 1:37 PM #9
Make eye contact just slightly longer than exptected, and barely smile. Look away slowly, but not like you got caught staring.

Wait for her to come over.

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2005-07-16, 1:43 PM #10
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Originally posted by RN2804
Make eye contact just slightly longer than exptected, and barely smile. Look away slowly, but not like you got caught staring.

Wait for her to come over.

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2005-07-16, 1:44 PM #11
Chances are if I'm walking into a bar, I'll be wearing a trench coat carring loaded pistols ready to fight.

You know...those bars.
2005-07-16, 1:45 PM #12
Gay bars?
nope.
2005-07-16, 1:54 PM #13
I could use a bit of help finding my medal!
2005-07-16, 1:57 PM #14
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Originally posted by Boco
Gay bars?


I was unaware those bars had Fight Clubs.

How do you know this information?
2005-07-16, 2:10 PM #15
I'd ask her to marry me, I asked one of my current best (girl) friends to marry me when I met her, she's now one of my best friends.
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2005-07-16, 2:23 PM #16
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Ask her if she could help you find your 'congressional medal of honor' that you lost.

Blast From The Past reference!! <3
2005-07-16, 2:24 PM #17
Shamelessly flirt with her. :O
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2005-07-16, 2:31 PM #18
I might strat a conversation depending on the company I'm with. Wouldn't want to get myself in trouble.
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2005-07-16, 2:34 PM #19
I've never seen anyone that'd i'd be inclined to just go up to and introduce myself to. It's usually done through a friend of a friend of a friend.
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2005-07-16, 2:36 PM #20
Actually, seriously, I hate strangers. I hate meeting people, it's awkward as hell and I'm a shy person. The only people I ever date are friends who I've already gotten comfortable around.

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2005-07-16, 2:57 PM #21
MEDAL OF HONOR BABY... (capital letters != 1)
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2005-07-16, 4:05 PM #22
Apparently 4 Massassians have been awarded the Congressional Medal of Honor.
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2005-07-16, 4:14 PM #23
I'm rather like Achelois on this one.
2005-07-16, 4:15 PM #24
What the flip am I doing in a bar, I'm 18!
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2005-07-16, 4:15 PM #25
voted 1
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2005-07-16, 4:41 PM #26
Tell her she's beautiful.

I seem to do this a lot. Especially when intoxicated. Apparently I spent a whole evening last year complimenting a girl on her beautiful eyebrows.
2005-07-16, 5:04 PM #27
#2 and #3 put together.

But I voted #2.
2005-07-16, 5:06 PM #28
I would ignore her but secretly ogle over her all night long.

One of these times I'm afraid I'm going to crack and pull a #6. :(
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2005-07-16, 5:13 PM #29
So umm... you like.. Star wars?
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2005-07-16, 5:13 PM #30
I can't belive only 2 people here are crazy enough to do #6.:p
2005-07-16, 5:15 PM #31
I think the word you're looking for is desperate...
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2005-07-16, 5:36 PM #32
Three now. :gbk:

And I probably wouldn't, anyway. I am severely lacking in the lovespud department.
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2005-07-16, 5:41 PM #33
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Originally posted by Temperamental
How about, none of the above?
2005-07-16, 5:47 PM #34
I'd probably do #6, but I doubt many girls would actually recoil, they'd be more... in shock.
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2005-07-16, 5:50 PM #35
I would have voted for #6, but the admins can tell who voted for what (I think).

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2005-07-16, 5:59 PM #36
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I've never seen anyone that'd i'd be inclined to just go up to and introduce myself to. It's usually done through a friend of a friend of a friend.

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Actually, seriously, I hate strangers. I hate meeting people, it's awkward as hell and I'm a shy person. The only people I ever date are friends who I've already gotten comfortable around.
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2005-07-16, 6:00 PM #37
Where's the "Hope she buys you a drink because you're hot, but then leave her broken hearted when you go home to your beautiful girlfriend?" option? I choose that.
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2005-07-16, 6:32 PM #38
I'm not the guy that goes to bars to pick up ladies. I'm there to play pool and drink.

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Wheres the option where she buys you and drink and then you take her home with you and your beautiful girl friend.
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2005-07-16, 6:35 PM #39
There's just no two ways about it. I am going to die alone.
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2005-07-16, 6:41 PM #40
Hey... where is the "I'd hit her over the head with a baseball to knock her out, take her body to my apartment, do some naughty things with her, hack her up into a pile of limbs, put them in a trash bag, and drop them off on the side of the road?"
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