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You see a really hot girl at the bar..
2005-07-16, 6:48 PM #41
I gotta go with none of these options, because I'd never be interested in women at bars. Particularly where I live, where most women at bars are twice my age. *shudder*

...

Not that I would know.

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2005-07-16, 9:10 PM #42
First I'd check for an adams apple or hair on the back of her knuckles, then I'd buy her a drink.
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2005-07-16, 9:27 PM #43
Wheres the "use cheesy pickup line" option

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2005-07-16, 9:32 PM #44
None of you would last 5 minutes in a bar, if the intention were to get women.

Walk up...smile..get her name..offer to buy her a drink...forget what happens between the next 10 hours...wake up in her bed.
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2005-07-16, 9:37 PM #45
Shut up Ubuu, you're not the only guy here who's successful to women. I, and probobly the majority of us here think that. So ummm yeah. STFU.
2005-07-16, 9:44 PM #46
Quote:
Originally posted by -Monoxide-
Shut up Ubuu, you're not the only guy here who's successful to women. I, and probobly the majority of us here think that. So ummm yeah. STFU.


Only responding base on the comment here. I make no such comments blindly. Come on, I am not that ignorant.
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2005-07-16, 9:46 PM #47
Honestly, some people these days.

Ha....ha...ha ha ha.....ha...HAHAHA
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2005-07-16, 9:50 PM #48
Ya, people these days.


hahahahhahahahhaha....????
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2005-07-16, 9:55 PM #49
Quote:
Originally posted by -Monoxide-
Shut up Ubuu, you're not the only guy here who's successful to women. I, and probobly the majority of us here think that. So ummm yeah. STFU.


Monoxide, you're 15. Ubuu's in college. Not only do you not know jack **** about being in a bar, but you don't know jack **** about real women. I suggest you stop making yourself look like an idiot.
D E A T H
2005-07-16, 10:08 PM #50
I voted for the "tell her she's beautiful" one because it works and I stand by it. You do have to be very very careful on the delivery though to make sure it doesnt come off creepy.
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2005-07-16, 10:09 PM #51
Quote:
Monoxide, you're 15. Ubuu's in college. Not only do you not know jack **** about being in a bar, but you don't know jack **** about real women. I suggest you stop making yourself look like an idiot.


Yeah, you listen to Dr.Phil! You listen good! Punk! :o
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2005-07-16, 11:35 PM #52
Quote:
Originally posted by Dj Yoshi
Monoxide, you're 15. Ubuu's in college. Not only do you not know jack **** about being in a bar, but you don't know jack **** about real women. I suggest you stop making yourself look like an idiot.


Age doesn't matter, he still is saying that everyone here (including you, ********) are unsuccesful losers who don't go anywhere with women. I was defending you. Way to screw it up.
I also beg to differ on the "know nothin about real women part". Just because you never associated women at the age of 15, doesn't mean I don't.
2005-07-16, 11:40 PM #53
No, what he's saying is that you wouldn't know how to approach a woman over the age of fifteen in a bar, because 1) you've never been in a bar and 2) you've never talked to such a woman, nor are you about to any time soon. No, I don't have jack **** worth of experience as far as meeting women in a bar goes. I'm ****ing grown up enough to admit it at least. And trust me, at fifteen, they're still girls. Hell, at seventeen I'm finding it hard to call some of the females I meet women.
D E A T H
2005-07-16, 11:45 PM #54
OK, here's what I would do.

F*** buying drinks, I don't do that. If I get her anything at all its water, as long as the ice is free.

I generally approach, start a casual conversation, keeping it going based on the information I pick up from what she says. I would let the conversation go a little while to build some basic rapport, but I would go for the phone number right before I had to leave.

That's it.
2005-07-16, 11:48 PM #55
Quote:
Originally posted by Pagewizard_YKS
OK, here's what I would do.

F*** buying drinks, I don't do that. If I get her anything at all its water, as long as the ice is free.

I generally approach, start a casual conversation, keeping it going based on the information I pick up from what she says. I would let the conversation go a little while to build some rapport, but I would go for the phone number right before I had to leave.

That's it.


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2005-07-16, 11:56 PM #56
Uh oh, someone making one too many lizards has obviously pushed him over the edge
2005-07-16, 11:57 PM #57
Quote:
Originally posted by Dj Yoshi
No, what he's saying is that you wouldn't know how to approach a woman over the age of fifteen in a bar, because 1) you've never been in a bar and 2) you've never talked to such a woman, nor are you about to any time soon. No, I don't have jack **** worth of experience as far as meeting women in a bar goes. I'm ****ing grown up enough to admit it at least. And trust me, at fifteen, they're still girls. Hell, at seventeen I'm finding it hard to call some of the females I meet women.


I like how you think you're the expert on anything, but then you turn around and say "but I wouldn't know."
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2005-07-17, 12:05 AM #58
Please, tell me where I claimed to be an expert? If you don't know, I'm 16. I believe that falls under 17. The only thing is, I know when I don't know jack **** about something, unlike our wannabe manly man here. :rolleyes:
D E A T H
2005-07-17, 12:10 AM #59
Well, you claim to know more than me, which you're admittedly saying you don't, which contradicts one another.
Don't say I don't know stuff, when you don't even know me, and you don't know what I've experianced.
2005-07-17, 12:24 AM #60
I'dlook at the girl, I'd remember how incredibly happy I am with my girlfriend, and get myself one more beer. :p
2005-07-17, 12:27 AM #61
You guys are retarded.

Why argue? Why put each other down? Why fight back?

Do you see my point?

There is no damn point.

You guys will just never learn...

If someone claims to know more than you and tries to force it down your throat, ignore them and let your experiences teach you best.
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2005-07-17, 1:09 AM #62
they're trying to impress the really hot girl
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2005-07-17, 2:27 AM #63
Quote:
Originally posted by SavageX378
Hey... where is the "I'd hit her over the head with a baseball to knock her out, take her body to my apartment, do some naughty things with her, hack her up into a pile of limbs, put them in a trash bag, and drop them off on the side of the road?"


That's not even funny man. That's ****ing sick.
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2005-07-17, 2:33 AM #64
No cause you don't wanna throw the bag on the side of the road.. they'll find it too easy. Atleast put it in a dumpster.
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2005-07-17, 3:33 AM #65
The beautiful option. Except I probably wouldn't tell her she was beautiful, I might compliment her on something that didn't sound creepy.
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2005-07-17, 4:08 AM #66
Page, see your advise is already flawed. You comment about "going" for the number at the end before you leave. If your "game" worked, you shouldn't even have to worry about her number because one of two options:

A.) Her jealous friend wants to leave or she just gets up WAY early and offers YOU her number.

B.) You play the "I dont really care, I pick up girls like nothing" card, get up, tell her you got to go, and she tells you that she wants to hook up agian and offers the number.


If she doesnt offer you the number, your game is worthless, cause sure, you ask her for her number, but does it mean she will pick up the next day?
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2005-07-17, 5:11 AM #67
I would ignore her.
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2005-07-17, 8:10 AM #68
Quote:
Originally posted by Ubuu
Page, see your advise is already flawed. You comment about "going" for the number at the end before you leave. If your "game" worked, you shouldn't even have to worry about her number because one of two options:

A.) Her jealous friend wants to leave or she just gets up WAY early and offers YOU her number.

B.) You play the "I dont really care, I pick up girls like nothing" card, get up, tell her you got to go, and she tells you that she wants to hook up agian and offers the number.


If she doesnt offer you the number, your game is worthless, cause sure, you ask her for her number, but does it mean she will pick up the next day?



in response to A, I don't approach chicks in groups without competent wingmen to talk to her friends. That way, i don't have to worry about dealing with jealous friends, b/c my wingmen have that covered.

In response to B, I am old fashioned in a sense, and i believe that it is the man's job to ask for the number. It's just how I do things. Whether you get it or not is a good indicator of where you stand with her. At any rate, a number is a number, so does it really matter how you get it?
2005-07-17, 8:26 AM #69
would just talk to her, make her laugh. goes real easy from that point. i mean, i *did* have a girl i knew for, like, 15 minuts end up at my house like that, heh. only it wasn't a bar, it was a rock concert. and then, of course, my FRIENDS were the ones buying her drinks. hehe. ninja.
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2005-07-17, 9:44 AM #70
Quote:
Originally posted by AKPiggott
I would ignore her.


Yeah, I thought about that. Just because she is a beautiful girl in a bar doesn't mean you have to grab this opportunity. You can tell that some people are not your type. You get nothing out of simply talking to her.
2005-07-17, 10:29 AM #71
Quote:
Originally posted by Pagewizard_YKS
in response to A, I don't approach chicks in groups without competent wingmen to talk to her friends. That way, i don't have to worry about dealing with jealous friends, b/c my wingmen have that covered.

In response to B, I am old fashioned in a sense, and i believe that it is the man's job to ask for the number. It's just how I do things. Whether you get it or not is a good indicator of where you stand with her. At any rate, a number is a number, so does it really matter how you get it?



in response to your response to A: You don't know if the girl has friends or not. Many of times, I have approached girls who I didn't know had wingmen. They are women, man. They see and know all. They have a radar, and the minute you are within 5 paces of her, they know exactly what is going on, from right up close or from far away. And competent wingmen does not always work, but I do it to.


in response to your response to B: it has nothing to do with being old fashion. Ask her number, thats fine, everyone does it, but I do believe if she offers it to you, thats 2Xs a better sign of your chance of meeting up (being politically correct for yall of you who think using the term hooking up is degrading :rolleyes:) with her later. The number at the end of the night tells all man.
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2005-07-17, 4:14 PM #72
I would do anything but what has been said in this thread. Excepting what I said, because it works perfectly.

Telling a hot girl that she is beautiful is putting you on the same level as all the other dorks who ogle on her and tell her how hot she is. That's why, unless it looks like you might cause her to slice her wrists, you do things like 'Yeah, I guess you're kind of hot, but I just show you up'. With heavy sarcasm of course. Then again, I'm still a virgin because I don't meet girls for sex, I meet girls to have a fulfilling relationship. So you know, feel free to discount the advice of a really sexy virgin.

And trying to argue with her like you guys are just won't go anywhere. :p
2005-07-17, 4:28 PM #73
this thread is why you fail
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2005-07-17, 4:34 PM #74
Voted #1, but mostly because:

  • I'm intimidated by women who I find attractive
  • If I'm at a bar, I'm with friends
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2005-07-17, 4:37 PM #75
Quote:
Originally posted by Ubuu
in response to your response to A: You don't know if the girl has friends or not. Many of times, I have approached girls who I didn't know had wingmen. They are women, man. They see and know all. They have a radar, and the minute you are within 5 paces of her, they know exactly what is going on, from right up close or from far away. And competent wingmen does not always work, but I do it to.
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Chances are, if there's agroup of chicks hanging out together in a bar or club, they probably all know each other and it's safe to assume that they are all friends. You need wingmen for such a situation, no questions asked. Chicks are inherently jealous by nature and they will sabotage your game if one of their friends is getting your attention and they aren't. If I'm alone at any given time, I only make approaches with chicks who are also alone.

Quote:
in response to your response to B: it has nothing to do with being old fashion. Ask her number, thats fine, everyone does it, but I do believe if she offers it to you, thats 2Xs a better sign of your chance of meeting up (being politically correct for yall of you who think using the term hooking up is degrading :rolleyes:) with her later. The number at the end of the night tells all man. [/B]


I agree, it's a good sign if she gives you her number without your asking for it, but i don't go in there expecting her to do it, although it happens from time to time. I end up closing her for the number 90% of the time. Chances are, if you get the number at all, her interest in you has to be high to begin with.
2005-07-17, 4:49 PM #76
if you get her real number that is.
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2005-07-17, 5:21 PM #77
Quote:
Monoxide, you're 15. Ubuu's in college. Not only do you not know jack **** about being in a bar, but you don't know jack **** about real women. I suggest you stop making yourself look like an idiot.


For once, Yoshi and I agree on something fully. :eek:

Quote:
Age doesn't matter, he still is saying that everyone here (including you, ********) are unsuccesful losers who don't go anywhere with women. I was defending you. Way to screw it up.
I also beg to differ on the "know nothin about real women part". Just because you never associated women at the age of 15, doesn't mean I don't.


Um...Age DOES matter..Especially with women. A person who is in college is going to have a LOT more experience and knowledge about women (if they arent totally nerdylooking of course) than someone who is 15 and probably still just beginning to grow their pubes.

At almost 22..Compared to a 15 year old..I can guarantee you that I both have more experience with girls, and knowledge about girls both on an emotional aspect and especially a sexual aspect. Yes, I am tooting my own horn, Yes I am bragging, but only to you and only because of your statements (not directed at anyone else).
2005-07-17, 5:38 PM #78
I'd probably not talk to the girl in the bar actually, I'd ignore her. I would probably not go in the bar. I don't drink. I don't go there with friends either, being younger than most people.
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2005-07-17, 6:29 PM #79
Quote:
Originally posted by Detty
if you get her real number that is.


if not, tear it up, flush it down the toilet, and forget her. :)
2005-07-17, 7:40 PM #80
I would be option #1, but I'm looking for "Just avoid her because you have no prayer".
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