Now if only I could figure out how to have hot sex, eat pie, and code all at the same time, I would win life.

first two at once = easy.

coding... eh?

I can code too.
>_>




(Wait, was that already known? I sorta cought that drift reading Freelancer's post... oh well, this little doodad already ruined the funniness.)

This thread's future is short.

your * is short lololol

L0LZ0RS

The first page and a half of this thread were on topic.


That has *got* to be a record.

kyle, come on, post that pic you sent me.

I dunno... might be a bit "iffy".

Ah, screw it.

HOW TO WIN AT LIFE:

What exactly are you trying to say? If I think it's ok to commit hate crimes against blacks, is that ok?

kyle that is the greatest cartoon I have ever seen.

I'm DEFINATELY saving it.

if(getThingFlags(source) & 0x8){
  do her}
elseif(getThingFlags(source) & 0x4){
  do other babe}
else{
  do a dude}

The reason why most religions have the premartial sex thing prohibition, is because in the past, people married at ages like 15, they didn' have to wait to be 18 and they could have more than 1 wife (lucky plucks)

that's more an "effect" than a "cause". religions didn't prohibit premarital sex because people were getting married in their early teens; people were getting married in their early teens because premarital sex was prohibitted. and also keep in mind, they didn't exactly have equal rights back then, so from what I understand a guy could pretty much decide to marry any girl he wanted, wether she wanted to or not (though I may be mistaken here, and it might have been different depending on the region). I think the reason that marriage in their early teens was so common back then was because they were able to get away with it. and who wouldn't want to get away with it? a 15 year old given the choice to pick any girl he wanted and be able to sex her up without going against the laws of the day? sounds more likely to me than having the religion adapt to what the people were doing.

most religions (save for perhaps catholiscism and some of the more recent ones, and yes I realize that this is a gross generalization) have remained relatively unchanged over the generations. it is more likely for society to adapt to a religion than for a religion to adapt to society, though there have definitely been exceptions

the only thing I have to say is do you have any idea how frustrating it is to be 18 and unkissed? very very very very frustrating. ugh!

(be that as it may, I'm not about to just go out and kiss a random creep)

but still

I feel your pain, but I don't let it get to me anymore

Don't sweat it. I was in the same boat until I was 19. It's been about half a year since my last, and I can't even remember what it's like. Nothing life-changing, just fun for the moment.

All I can say to the OP is this...

1) Hand lotion
2) Kleenex
3) ???
4) Profit!

Yes. Infact, I know how fustrating it is to be 21 and unkissed.

I have an excuse, though. Im a coward and a fool. You dont...


Please do, random creeps need lovin' too... :p

Um, jsut wanted to correct you on a few points there. The main cause for people getting married so young was because they didn't live very long, and so the earlier you got married the erlier you ahd kids and the earlier the family line was maintained. It had nothing to do with because the 'wanted' to. Most of the time the guy wouldn't necessarily want to get married or it wouldn't be to the girl he would want to 'sex up', as you put it, it was msot of the time the parents and maybe a matchmaker, and mostly involved money changing hands. and i think kirbs is right in this, because a virgin marrige would net more money for the girl's parents, not to mention that if you weren't a virgin, marriage became very hard indeed. If you've ever read the birth of christ, this is very easily seen, as Joseph was really close to breaking off his marriage with mary because she wasn't a virgin (well, if you go with church dogma she was, but still, she had a kid, common sence would tell joseph that she wasn't a virgin). And religion is a very good way to control people (Jihads and Crusades are a real easy way to show that) and so i see no reason to think that religion wouldn't change to fit what people were doing.

Virgin birth = scientifically plausible

And yet another example of scientific phenomena that are stretched far out of proportion by religion.

que?

What's not to understand about my post?


EDIT: I just baked some blueberry pie. I'm opening VS.NET right now. Anyone want to provide the hot sex?

just clarify for me - is it *currently* possible for a virgin to give birth, or historically possible?

It's a scientific phenomena, meaning it was unexplained. So yes, it is possible without technology.

... where would the sperm come from?

How about being 26 and unkissed

Uh, Cow, people got married so young because their life expectancy was 45. They didn't get married so young just because they wanted to have sex anymore than a couple would get married so young today for the same reason.

I'm not saying it was the sole reason for earlier marriages, though I realize that I didn't have my facts straight. I kinda went off on a tangent, but the exact reasons why people were marrying younger is irrelevant to my main point, which was that SF_GoldG_01's post made it sound like religions started to prohibit premarital sex because couples began to marry younger, when it's more likely that the society changed because of the religion and not vise versa.

And in response to Noble Outlaw about the crusades and such;

how does that make sense, though? if you say religions are more likely to change with the society, why would holy wars prove this? most holy wars are waged when one religious faction wants to force their beliefs on another, not when they want to make a compromise and change their beliefs to be more agreeable.

apart from when I kissed girls at school in scotland (when I was 7-9 yrs old) I didnt kiss another girl til I was 19...

I say kiss, but it wasnt, cos as many of u know, I dated a girl who was secretly a lesbian who just used me to convince friends&family she wasnt gay.

Tried to kiss her, and she just froze up, was like trying to kiss stiff partially frozen fish. ugh, I hope she dies, that b****.

Which means my 1st proper kiss with a REAL girl was 20yrs old and 4 months.

Now I'm 21yrs and 7 months and I've had a 8 month relationship with a brilliant blonde girl, and sex is plentiful.

So u dont have to worry

if(getThingFlags(source) & 0x8){
  do her}
elseif(getThingFlags(source) & 0x4){
  do other babe}
else{
  do a dude}

Ha! I am almost 21, and unkissed! And, if my life plans go as they have, I will die a virgin!

BWA HA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA[/size]

I'm so alone.

I think all your posts on this thread, Ruthven, are just to brag about how plentiful that sex is. ;]

the crusades were not meant to show a religion changing, i was demonstrating the fact that religions are a very useful tool for controlling people, and so was saying that sicne they are good at that, it would follow that religions would change over time to control people in different ways

Well it can't be that bad if it's anything like being 16 an unkissed. Kissing, or at least French kissing just seems kinda gross IMHO.

Dont worry Obi Kwiet, you'll hit puberty soon.

No, he's right. It is gross, but it's also the hottest thing you'll ever do, moreso than sex. I may be the only guy that likes making out more than sex. My sex drive is like -1 right now for some reason...

Ooooh burn.

this made me giggle: "want to have relations with her" .....hahaa.. "relations"....just say f**k the s**t out of her...for god's sake...

But anyway.....I think you should just go for it and then repent or whatever :p

These are things that only someone who has never been kissed might say.

[QUOTE=Noble Outlaw]the crusades were not meant to show a religion changing, i was demonstrating the fact that religions are a very useful tool for controlling people, and so was saying that sicne they are good at that, it would follow that religions would change over time to control people in different ways[/QUOTE]

but the groups that use religion for control are in the minority of the total amount that follow those religions, so I find it hard to believe that would actually happen

Thats exactly what I mean't...

How ever, its scientifcaly been proven that its much better to wait till your 18 or older........