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What would YOU do?
2005-09-30, 11:03 AM #41
Originally posted by Roach:
I'm going to have to say that "being a man" doesn't mean "hell yes I'd like oral sex from you, you complete stranger!"


Well, true to an extent, but still, Free always acts this way. But I seriously can't see why you wouldn't want oral sex from a hotass stranger :p
D E A T H
2005-09-30, 11:04 AM #42
STDs of DEATH
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2005-09-30, 11:05 AM #43
I really love how the random bj is more a topic of conversation than anything else in my story.
>>untie shoes
2005-09-30, 11:12 AM #44
[QUOTE=Dj Yoshi]Well, true to an extent, but still, Free always acts this way. But I seriously can't see why you wouldn't want oral sex from a hotass stranger :p[/QUOTE]
Teeth.
omnia mea mecum porto
2005-09-30, 11:14 AM #45
Originally posted by Bill:
I really love how the random bj is more a topic of conversation than anything else in my story.

It's already been discussed. There's not much you can do. The ball's in her court.
omnia mea mecum porto
2005-09-30, 11:35 AM #46
[QUOTE=Dj Yoshi]Well, true to an extent, but still, Free always acts this way. But I seriously can't see why you wouldn't want oral sex from a hotass stranger :p[/QUOTE]

It's just that when someone else says it, you listen.
"it is time to get a credit card to complete my financial independance" — Tibby, Aug. 2009
2005-09-30, 11:40 AM #47
You guys are telling me that if I walked up to you and said "hey lemme blow you" and you had no clue who I am, what stds I had, whether or not I bit...you'd let me? (assuming I was a girl...)

Say goodbye to your dicks while you still got em. Getting a blowjob is one thing, random things happen all the time...but from a completely random skank who probably has had more dicks in her mouth than a grateful dead groupie...no thanks.
I like my pie, but not after 20 other people stick their hand[dick] in it. But this is all about personal values. I value my penis, some don't. Whateva
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<Anovis> mmmm I wanna lick your wet, Mentis.
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2005-09-30, 11:46 AM #48
And this thread begins to tap dance on the line towards thread-closing.
omnia mea mecum porto
2005-09-30, 11:48 AM #49
I'm trying to push it over the edge, don't draw attention!
</sarcasm>
<Anovis> mmmm I wanna lick your wet, Mentis.
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2005-09-30, 12:00 PM #50
Eric Idle has some advice for you all...
Think while it's still legal.
2005-09-30, 1:52 PM #51
If you dont except an offer lke that, it means one of a few things:

1.) Small Penis
2.) Cant get it up
3.) You.....have serious problems.
In Tribute to Adam Sliger. Rest in Peace

10/7/85 - 12/9/03
2005-09-30, 3:09 PM #52
4) Sexual acts without any emotional tie don't "do it" for you.
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2005-09-30, 3:28 PM #53
Wow I thought my friend got a good deal.. a BJ for $4... but hell a drag on a cigerrette is much cheaper!
"Nulla tenaci invia est via"
2005-09-30, 3:44 PM #54
Originally posted by Z@NARDI:
Wow I thought my friend got a good deal.. a BJ for $4... but hell a drag on a cigerrette is much cheaper!



What a ****ing cheap hooker. Wow.
In Tribute to Adam Sliger. Rest in Peace

10/7/85 - 12/9/03
2005-09-30, 3:48 PM #55
Originally posted by Z@NARDI:
Wow I thought my friend got a good deal.. a BJ for $4... but hell a drag on a cigerrette is much cheaper!

Cloves are slightly more expensive than normal smokes.
</sarcasm>
<Anovis> mmmm I wanna lick your wet, Mentis.
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2005-09-30, 3:48 PM #56
Did you know that castration will add, on average, 13 years to your life (far outweighing the 5 years that smoking takes off)? As well as a lovely singing voice, castration will also prevent hair loss and premature greying and promote a slimmer build.
"The trouble with the world is that the stupid are cocksure and the intelligent are full of doubt. " - Bertrand Russell
The Triumph of Stupidity in Mortals and Others 1931-1935
2005-09-30, 3:58 PM #57
Originally posted by Mort-Hog:
Did you know that castration will add, on average, 13 years to your life (far outweighing the 5 years that smoking takes off)? As well as a lovely singing voice, castration will also prevent hair loss and premature greying and promote a slimmer build.

I prefer fornication, tfti though :) ;)
</sarcasm>
<Anovis> mmmm I wanna lick your wet, Mentis.
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2005-09-30, 4:06 PM #58
Y'know...if I went up to a guy and did that and he accepted, I'd just walk away. Guys that engage in, as Timewolf said, sexual acts without any emotional tie are just disgusting and/or infuriating. :rolleyes:
"Ford, you're turning into a penguin. Stop it."
2005-09-30, 4:08 PM #59
Originally posted by quesadilla_red:
Y'know...if I went up to a guy and did that and he accepted, I'd just walk away. Guys that engage in, as Timewolf said, sexual acts without any emotional tie are just disgusting and/or infuriating. :rolleyes:

That's because you're not a slut. Integrity ftw
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<Anovis> mmmm I wanna lick your wet, Mentis.
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2005-09-30, 9:23 PM #60
ehgughghg.

You guys.







I swear to god.
2005-09-30, 9:54 PM #61
Gah.. once I found out a girl I was doing had pants warts, I'd drop that like a hot tamale.
2005-09-30, 10:43 PM #62
Originally posted by -Monoxide-:
Gah.. once I found out a girl I was doing had pants warts, I'd drop that like a hot tamale.

Or a warty tamale.
lame, I know...gawd
</sarcasm>
<Anovis> mmmm I wanna lick your wet, Mentis.
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2005-09-30, 11:04 PM #63
"So you're gonna go out there, drink your drink, say "Goodnight, I've had a very lovely evening," go home, and jack off. And that's all you're gonna do."

- Vincent Vega
"His Will Was Set, And Only Death Would Break It"

"None knows what the new day shall bring him"
2005-09-30, 11:06 PM #64
Originally posted by -Monoxide-:
Gah.. once I found out a girl I was doing had pants warts, I'd drop that like a hot tamale.

Guess what, tool: She doesn't have warts. She has hpv.
>>untie shoes
2005-09-30, 11:19 PM #65
everyone shun bill, he has genital warts
"it is time to get a credit card to complete my financial independance" — Tibby, Aug. 2009
2005-10-01, 12:29 AM #66
Ew.
2005-10-01, 6:11 PM #67
Originally posted by Mort-Hog:
Did you know that castration will add, on average, 13 years to your life (far outweighing the 5 years that smoking takes off)? As well as a lovely singing voice, castration will also prevent hair loss and premature greying and promote a slimmer build.

As well as osteoporosis and mood swings.
omnia mea mecum porto
2005-10-01, 8:58 PM #68
Meh, most STD's can't even be transmitted through saliva -> genitalia action, so I don't see it as such a big deal.
D E A T H
2005-10-01, 9:09 PM #69
Screw Sex Ed, every time I have a sexual question I'll just read this thread.





:em321:





K then.
I had a blog. It sucked.
2005-10-02, 12:12 AM #70
^-- ...THINK OF THE CHILDREN!
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2005-10-02, 1:16 AM #71
[QUOTE=Dj Yoshi]Meh, most STD's can't even be transmitted through saliva -> genitalia action, so I don't see it as such a big deal.[/QUOTE]
TEETH.
omnia mea mecum porto
2005-10-02, 7:32 AM #72
Originally posted by Roach:
TEETH.


:p
D E A T H
2005-10-02, 9:52 AM #73
I shagged a random psycho freshman chick last night. I think it was a big mistake, because although she's decent in bed, she's a total psycho. So we'll see what comes of this...
>>untie shoes
2005-10-02, 10:02 AM #74
By the way, Bill, check out the Sexuality Forum on The Tilted Forum Project. You'll get much more useful answers there than here.
Bassoon, n. A brazen instrument into which a fool blows out his brains.
2005-10-02, 10:21 AM #75
[QUOTE=Dj Yoshi]Meh, most STD's can't even be transmitted through saliva -> genitalia action, so I don't see it as such a big deal.[/QUOTE]

But a lot of the major ones can....but that's only for girls, and who cares about them?
"Ford, you're turning into a penguin. Stop it."
2005-10-02, 11:15 AM #76
Originally posted by quesadilla_red:
But a lot of the major ones can....but that's only for girls, and who cares about them?


Like what? And I don't have STDs...so why should I care in the first place? :p
D E A T H
2005-10-02, 11:45 AM #77
Originally posted by Bill:
I shagged a random psycho freshman chick last night. I think it was a big mistake, because although she's decent in bed, she's a total psycho. So we'll see what comes of this...



freshmeat. haha
In Tribute to Adam Sliger. Rest in Peace

10/7/85 - 12/9/03
2005-10-02, 6:39 PM #78
Originally posted by mscbuck:
"So you're gonna go out there, drink your drink, say "Goodnight, I've had a very lovely evening," go home, and jack off. And that's all you're gonna do."

- Vincent Vega


The fact that I thought the EXACT same thing when reading this thread makes me love you.

Anyway, I may think sex is way overdramatic and stressed in this day and age, there' s a difference between casual sex and stupid sex. That said, a guy who accepts a BJ for a drag isn't exactly shallow, as applying so many 'requirements' to sex seems more shallow to me.

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2005-10-02, 6:56 PM #79
Originally posted by Bill:
What would you do if you were in my situation?
I'd get over it.
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2005-10-02, 7:27 PM #80
I bet you would.
>>untie shoes
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