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Status with the ladies (or guys)
2006-02-10, 3:05 PM #41
Originally posted by Roach:
How does this work?


*cough* polygamy *cough* ;)
"DON'T TASE ME BRO!" lol
2006-02-10, 3:10 PM #42
I'm not dating, but I'm definately not single. :em321:

(Well... maybe I am definately single, but... crap.)
2006-02-10, 3:17 PM #43
I lied to skew the percentages before I realized that it was an open poll.

Haha, whoops.

(single, though, just so this is relevant)
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2006-02-10, 3:26 PM #44
I have a GF.
Pissed Off?
2006-02-10, 3:39 PM #45
Originally posted by Space_Bandit:
*cough* polygamy *cough* ;)


*cough*running joke*cough*
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2006-02-10, 3:41 PM #46
[QUOTE=Chaz Ghostle]

I found these great Star Wars Valentine's Day cards that I never gave out when I was younger. They have awesome sayings. The Boba Fett, for example, says "you're worth a lot to me."[/QUOTE]

GIVE. ME. ONE.

PLEASE.
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2006-02-10, 4:05 PM #47
Shouldn't those poll options read Single, Dating, Owned?
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2006-02-10, 5:03 PM #48
Single, not even casually dating. And not caring about it. Women make my wallet cry green tears.
Catloaf, meet mouseloaf.
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2006-02-10, 5:44 PM #49
Originally posted by DogSRoOL:
Women make my wallet cry green tears.


find a woman with a job and/or rich parents.
Code:
if(getThingFlags(source) & 0x8){
  do her}
elseif(getThingFlags(source) & 0x4){
  do other babe}
else{
  do a dude}
2006-02-10, 5:51 PM #50
Nah, even if she splits the bills with you it still costs much more than sitting at home in your shorts in front of the comp screen.
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2006-02-10, 5:53 PM #51
Originally posted by Fardreamer:
Nah, even if she splits the bills with you it still costs much more than sitting at home in your shorts in front of the comp screen.


My Lily sits in front of my computer screen in my shorts with me.

She's a sweetie for sure, dual humbuckers, 22 frets with great intonation, she's semi hollow, OMG
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2006-02-10, 5:59 PM #52
Originally posted by Spook:
My Lily sits in front of my computer screen in my shorts with me.

She's a sweetie for sure, dual humbuckers, 22 frets with great intonation, she's semi hollow, OMG


i took me 3 reads of that scentance to realise it was a guitar.

I think ive forgotten what females look like.
Code:
if(getThingFlags(source) & 0x8){
  do her}
elseif(getThingFlags(source) & 0x4){
  do other babe}
else{
  do a dude}
2006-02-10, 6:02 PM #53
Originally posted by Ruthven:
find a woman with a job and/or rich parents.

And who likes fat guys with gangly teeth. Not that either of those are non-correctable.
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2006-02-10, 6:43 PM #54
Is it ok to be 18 and to never have had a girlfriend? I'm trying to fix that...
2006-02-10, 7:08 PM #55
[QUOTE=Jedi Legend]Is it ok to be 18 and to never have had a girlfriend? I'm trying to fix that...[/QUOTE]

I'm 17, never haid a girlfriend or been kissed. Welcome to the club.
The right man in the wrong place can make all the difference in the world.

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2006-02-10, 7:12 PM #56
Chicks are for fags. I tryed getting this one girl for ages. i made her a mixed tape, got her presents the whole shabang. The loser didnt even have the decency to say sorry i only want to be friends. screw chasing girls just wait till they come to you.
Take that there and put it in here
2006-02-10, 7:22 PM #57
[QUOTE=stinkey diver]Chicks are for fags. I tryed getting this one girl for ages. i made her a mixed tape, got her presents the whole shabang. The loser didnt even have the decency to say sorry i only want to be friends. screw chasing girls just wait till they come to you.[/QUOTE]Well, I suppose that's one way to control the population...
2006-02-10, 7:29 PM #58
[QUOTE=Jedi Legend]Is it ok to be 18 and to never have had a girlfriend? I'm trying to fix that...[/QUOTE]

I tried. Its not worth the mental torment.
Take that there and put it in here
2006-02-10, 7:47 PM #59
i agree with stinkey.

women cause mental torment, and u should wait for them to come to you.

And yes it does work.
Code:
if(getThingFlags(source) & 0x8){
  do her}
elseif(getThingFlags(source) & 0x4){
  do other babe}
else{
  do a dude}
2006-02-10, 8:16 PM #60
[QUOTE=stinkey diver]Chicks are for fags. [/QUOTE]

Huh?
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2006-02-10, 8:23 PM #61
[QUOTE=stinkey diver]Chicks are for fags. I tryed getting this one girl for ages. i made her a mixed tape, got her presents the whole shabang. The loser didnt even have the decency to say sorry i only want to be friends. screw chasing girls just wait till they come to you.[/QUOTE]

You got used. That's your bad.
Pissed Off?
2006-02-10, 8:43 PM #62
Yeah, it's unfortunate that we depend on females for our survival as a species; otherwise they are just not worth it.
Stuff
2006-02-10, 8:55 PM #63
They are if you're smart and you find one of those rare girls who aren't *****es.
Pissed Off?
2006-02-10, 9:04 PM #64
I think that has to do more with luck than intelligence.
Stuff
2006-02-10, 9:10 PM #65
They're worth it, unless you take failure very bitterly.

Just told my gf we should be friends last Tuesday. Being single has its upsides.
2006-02-10, 9:34 PM #66
[QUOTE=Jedi Legend]Is it ok to be 18 and to never have had a girlfriend? I'm trying to fix that...[/QUOTE]
There's nothing wrong with being single..just FYI. :p
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2006-02-10, 9:36 PM #67
Single and indifferent. If I did have a girlfriend, she would most likely be constantly complaining that I don't spend enough time with her. I'd reply, "I'm making a Half-Life 2 mod *****. Now go get me a sandwhich."

Which would be true, as this huge Half Life 2 mod that's going on right now is taking up most of my time. That, and computer graphics. And Logic Design. Compilers takes some time as well. Algorithms can suck it.
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2006-02-10, 9:37 PM #68
Can i have her then? Thats the thing, there a girls. But most of them are stupid losers not worthy of my/our personality(s). None of them share my interests. Ive only meet one in my entire life who made the cut and she didnt want me. I spent 2 years dreaming of having a courteney cox look a like. oh how i hate woman and their siren call.
Take that there and put it in here
2006-02-10, 10:04 PM #69
[QUOTE=stinkey diver]But most of them are stupid losers not worthy of my/our personality(s). [/QUOTE]

keep telling yourself that ;)
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2006-02-10, 10:24 PM #70
Originally posted by Roach:
It's alright, Free, you'll figure out who you are, just give it time. ;)


I did not see this earlier. Hey, thanks.

I would post the incident that puts an explanation point on my lack of commitment and direction, but it's way too embarassing. :o
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2006-02-11, 2:18 AM #71
I just went on my first date a month or two ago. She was high-school freshman. WHAT WAS I THINKING?!

I'm single, and not really thinking about it too much. Girls are fun, but there there is a tremendous lack of fun/worthwhile ones at my school. Unfortunate.
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2006-02-11, 2:34 AM #72
Martyn lives with his girlfriend, and has taken a liking to talking about himself in the third person.

<3 my Izzy

:D
2006-02-11, 2:53 AM #73
I have a girlfriend. W00T.
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2006-02-11, 8:15 AM #74
Originally posted by kyle90:
I think that has to do more with luck than intelligence.

I think it has to do largely with patience. Finding a non-b****y woman is a waiting game for the most part.
Catloaf, meet mouseloaf.
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2006-02-11, 8:26 AM #75
i'm still legally married, considered single because we've been separated for 9 years, and i'm dating.

is there any way i can vote for all three? :p
2006-02-11, 8:36 AM #76
no, you're just greedy and indecisive.

Like bi sexuals. :p
Code:
if(getThingFlags(source) & 0x8){
  do her}
elseif(getThingFlags(source) & 0x4){
  do other babe}
else{
  do a dude}
2006-02-11, 9:59 AM #77
age 22 and single, never been in a relationship.


p.s.
why can't they just release Empire at War on the 14th????? :(
Peace is a lie
There is only passion
Through passion I gain strength
Through strength I gain power
Through power I gain victory
Through victory my chains are broken
The Force shall set me free
2006-02-11, 10:20 AM #78
Dating. One year and 8 months on the 23rd.
2006-02-11, 10:54 AM #79
Haven't been on a date for 2 years.
Ya know? Common sense? Not really that common...
2006-02-11, 11:15 AM #80
Originally posted by quesadilla_red:
I'm single at the moment because I realized, after some (bad) past dates, I'm not going to be nice and say yes to any guy that asks me out. Plus I just asked out a guy I really like from one my D&D groups. (I'm such a geek. :()


I dunno, i may have you beat for geekyness. if all goes well, i may ask out a girl from my Star Wars RPG group. Who plays magic. and can kick my *** in gunbound.
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