This morning as I was standing outside, enjoying a cig and waiting for my car to heat up to go to work, I glanced up and saw the mystery box. It was crammed up between two metal beams in the covered parking structure. It was a raisen bran box, and was very carefully placed between the two beams. I was immediately tempted to pull it down and see what might be contained inside. However, it was broad daylight, so I opted to wait until I came home from work to explore the contents of the mystery box. Throughout the day, I considered the mystery of the mystery box, and decided that the box would contain one of 6 things. Here is my suspicion, and the ramification of what that may mean.
1) The box is empty. No big deal. I'll feel like a retard for obsessing over it all day, and toss it in the dumpster.
2) The box contains drugs. Interesting. Perhaps these drugs can be put to good use (but not by me, of course).
3) The box contains guns. Hmm, do I keep them or call the cops? Guns are kind of hot. Not sure I want to be caught with illegal guns. But then again...
4) The box contains cash. No brainer. Keep it. Just not at the bank.
5) The box contains a bomb. Which will likely go off when I remove it from its location. No big deal. I can live with death.. Or rather.. I can't. But I won't be around to worry about it.
6) The box contains Raisen Bran. I think I *won't* eat the raisen bran. Box will end up in the dumpster.
Anyway, I got home tonight, and climbed out of my car, intent on grabbing the mystery box. However, to my dismay, there were several people standing around. I'm on my way out now to check it out. I'll update later.
In the meantime, speculate on what the box may contain, and what kind of trouble I'll get in for disturbing it.
1) The box is empty. No big deal. I'll feel like a retard for obsessing over it all day, and toss it in the dumpster.
2) The box contains drugs. Interesting. Perhaps these drugs can be put to good use (but not by me, of course).
3) The box contains guns. Hmm, do I keep them or call the cops? Guns are kind of hot. Not sure I want to be caught with illegal guns. But then again...
4) The box contains cash. No brainer. Keep it. Just not at the bank.
5) The box contains a bomb. Which will likely go off when I remove it from its location. No big deal. I can live with death.. Or rather.. I can't. But I won't be around to worry about it.
6) The box contains Raisen Bran. I think I *won't* eat the raisen bran. Box will end up in the dumpster.
Anyway, I got home tonight, and climbed out of my car, intent on grabbing the mystery box. However, to my dismay, there were several people standing around. I'm on my way out now to check it out. I'll update later.
In the meantime, speculate on what the box may contain, and what kind of trouble I'll get in for disturbing it.
If you choose not to decide, you still have made a choice.
Lassev: I guess there was something captivating in savagery, because I liked it.
Lassev: I guess there was something captivating in savagery, because I liked it.
