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The mystery box
2006-03-15, 3:00 PM #41
'You can have a ticket for a boat, ooooooooooooooor you can have whats in the "Mystery Box"'
"The box, we'll take the box"
'Peeeter...'
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2006-03-15, 3:31 PM #42
Put the box back with some flour in it. Say it's cocaine, and that whoever found these drugs can contact you for more than that free sample at *ReT or SF_Gold address*.

And if the mysterious clear sticky substance was semen...it's obviously somone under the age of 15 messing with your mind, semen is clear until the end of physical puberty. In which case, put some gay porn in there and seal the box shut with your own juices.

Or not.
I had a blog. It sucked.
2006-03-15, 3:39 PM #43
Haha! This is fun... why didn't you take the can right away?
ORJ / My Level: ORJ Temple Tournament I
2006-03-15, 4:19 PM #44
Maybe if you take the can there'll be a note inside with and address leading you to the next clue.

It's a secret game show and you're on it, I'll bet.
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2006-03-15, 5:21 PM #45
Originally posted by Zloc_Vergo:
Put the box back with some flour in it. Say it's cocaine, and that whoever found these drugs can contact you for more than that free sample at *ReT or SF_Gold address*.

And if the mysterious clear sticky substance was semen...it's obviously somone under the age of 15 messing with your mind, semen is clear until the end of physical puberty. In which case, put some gay porn in there and seal the box shut with your own juices.

Or not.



YUCK !
"Harriet, sweet Harriet - hard-hearted harbinger of haggis."
2006-03-16, 7:33 AM #46
Originally posted by Zloc_Vergo:
And if the mysterious clear sticky substance was semen...it's obviously somone under the age of 15 messing with your mind, semen is clear until the end of physical puberty. In which case, put some gay porn in there and seal the box shut with your own juices.



Zloc, I would commit 'ageism', but I won't. :p
ORJ / My Level: ORJ Temple Tournament I
2006-03-16, 7:52 AM #47
lmfao... I'm going to laugh when some rabid animal bites you while you're elbow deep to grab that can. :p
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2006-03-16, 1:04 PM #48
Get the can already!
Before you give someone a heart attack.
Still here.
2006-03-16, 1:16 PM #49
Next time, grab it before work. And if you want to scare away the people outside, (if you've got good speakers) you could play sirens.
2006-03-16, 1:20 PM #50
See Sarn, you got me thinking of the NeS mystery box thing. WHat a letdown :p
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2006-03-16, 1:34 PM #51
Whats in the box?

Pain.

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2006-03-16, 1:41 PM #52
lol, I can't really reach the can... And I kinda scared to reach up in there... Gotta get myself some rubber gloves or something first.
If you choose not to decide, you still have made a choice.

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2006-03-16, 1:43 PM #53
could you not knock it down with a stick?

or get a fishing net!
2006-03-16, 1:43 PM #54
GAHAGAHAGAHAGJGJKLASDJKLHGJKL;SDFHGHASDJKLHNJK GNASRUK BH


i see sarn's name and i click going "he finally got the can" and...

RFHGSDFV ASDGMNFV DFGBSDHBFJKLVSDBGVLKSJDBAVSDFKLGVBASDLFBGKLASDBGHKLVASDFPHKVGBASsdg

HE DIDN'T
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2006-03-16, 1:54 PM #55
Sarn, just pi9ck up the damn can and look inside. Rubber gloves are for wussies.
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2006-03-16, 1:54 PM #56
Just get a stick or something and bring that mutha down!
"Oh my god. That just made me want to start cutting" - Aglar
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2006-03-16, 2:11 PM #57
If Gold were here, we could ask him to grab that can with his uber-ninja skills, but he isn't.

And because of this, you should grab a ladder and take the can.

Seriously though, I wanna know what's in this can, if anything.
I had a blog. It sucked.
2006-03-16, 2:12 PM #58
They don't have can's in mexico.

Only barrels to smuggle children in.
2006-03-16, 2:13 PM #59
<3
I had a blog. It sucked.
2006-03-16, 2:15 PM #60
Well you couldn't fit a child into this can... Unless it was an embryo.
If you choose not to decide, you still have made a choice.

Lassev: I guess there was something captivating in savagery, because I liked it.
2006-03-16, 2:18 PM #61
Sarn you're just making up this entire topic to make us all go crazy. Go take a piccie of the can or something! :p
ORJ / My Level: ORJ Temple Tournament I
2006-03-16, 2:20 PM #62
I would, but I'm at work right now.

By the time I get home it will be dark, and my camera doesn't have a flash.. But I'll try and get the can tonight, and I'll take a picture once I get inside...

And trust me. My imagination isn't that developed.
If you choose not to decide, you still have made a choice.

Lassev: I guess there was something captivating in savagery, because I liked it.
2006-03-16, 2:23 PM #63
Originally posted by Sarn_Cadrill:
my camera doesn't have a flash


LIAR!!! :p lol
ORJ / My Level: ORJ Temple Tournament I
2006-03-16, 2:34 PM #64
GRAB THE CAN GRAB THE CAN! Unless it's full of brown recluses.
2006-03-16, 3:01 PM #65
ewww.... (graphic images)
If you choose not to decide, you still have made a choice.

Lassev: I guess there was something captivating in savagery, because I liked it.
2006-03-16, 3:03 PM #66
Yes, that's what'll happen to you if you touch that can!
"it is time to get a credit card to complete my financial independance" — Tibby, Aug. 2009
2006-03-16, 3:26 PM #67
poke it with a big stick, poke things with big sticks are great fun, I usually poke customers from a distance just to make sure they are still alive, well it passes the time.
Flying over there some were...
2006-03-16, 3:33 PM #68
Originally posted by Anakin-Paul:
poke it with a big stick, poke things with big sticks are great fun, I usually poke customers from a distance just to make sure they are still alive, well it passes the time.


Ummm...thanks for taking what I said before.

Anyway, just take the can already!
"Oh my god. That just made me want to start cutting" - Aglar
"Why do people from ALL OVER NORTH AMERICA keep asking about CATS?" - Steven, 4/1/2009
2006-03-16, 9:55 PM #69
I MUST KNOW WHAT IS IN THE CAN!!! AHHHHHH!!!!
laksjdl;kjasd;jasdflkj;LKjLJKDSLKJDFSJLKBLARG!! *dead*
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2006-03-16, 11:48 PM #70
Dangit Sarn, you're not telling us you're still not home!

I demand that piccie of the can! :p
ORJ / My Level: ORJ Temple Tournament I
2006-03-16, 11:55 PM #71
Originally posted by Sarn_Cadrill:
ewww.... (graphic images)


Thank GOD i live in England!! :eek: :eek: :eek:
Code:
if(getThingFlags(source) & 0x8){
  do her}
elseif(getThingFlags(source) & 0x4){
  do other babe}
else{
  do a dude}
2006-03-17, 12:02 AM #72
My dad got bit by one of those. Didn't cut off his leg though.
"DON'T TASE ME BRO!" lol
2006-03-17, 12:03 AM #73
Are you sure it was Raisin Bran, and not...
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2006-03-17, 11:57 AM #74
ok, proof! Here's a picture of the cubbyhole, with the can... The quality's not that good, but you can see the can in the bottom right corner. Looks like there might be some other stuff in there too... Hmm.

[http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v443/Sarn_Cadrill/Picture004.jpg]
If you choose not to decide, you still have made a choice.

Lassev: I guess there was something captivating in savagery, because I liked it.
2006-03-17, 11:59 AM #75
DON'T TAKE A PICTURE OF THE CAN IN IT'S NATURAL ENVIRONMENT...

CAPTURE, THEN TAKE A PHOTO OF THE CAN IN CAPTIVITY
eat right, exercise, die anyway
2006-03-17, 12:41 PM #76
aye... But I don't want to reach up there. Seriously, it's nasty..

(btw, what's your guys' speculation on what the other item in the hole is)
If you choose not to decide, you still have made a choice.

Lassev: I guess there was something captivating in savagery, because I liked it.
2006-03-17, 12:55 PM #77
Just look in the ****ing can alerady!
nope.
2006-03-17, 2:52 PM #78
****ing climb up there you SISSY.
2006-03-17, 2:54 PM #79
On the left, my magical guess is it's a drug needle.
2006-03-17, 3:57 PM #80
Ok. Seriously. You have been so annoying with not getting it that I no longer care. Good job. You've ruined the anticiaption.

:(
"You're only supposed to blow the bloody doors off!" Anyone who recognizes this quote is awsome.
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