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The mystery box
2006-03-17, 3:59 PM #81
I'm sorry... It's not that I'm trying to "build anticipation" it's just that the thought of sticking my hand up there makes me want to puke.
If you choose not to decide, you still have made a choice.

Lassev: I guess there was something captivating in savagery, because I liked it.
2006-03-17, 4:05 PM #82
You understand that the more you make us wait, the more people will despise you

Anyway, get the dam can already!
"Oh my god. That just made me want to start cutting" - Aglar
"Why do people from ALL OVER NORTH AMERICA keep asking about CATS?" - Steven, 4/1/2009
2006-03-17, 4:09 PM #83
Originally posted by Sarn_Cadrill:
aye... But I don't want to reach up there. Seriously, it's nasty..

(btw, what's your guys' speculation on what the other item in the hole is)


1. GROW A PAIR AND RETRIEVE THE CAN, WOMAN

2. looks like a potato with a potato sized gun... placed there to keep sissy girls like you from getting the can
eat right, exercise, die anyway
2006-03-17, 5:43 PM #84
Just get a plastic bag and use it as a 'glove', that way you won't get dirty hands you beauty-queen! :p Afraid to damage a nail? Hmmm?
ORJ / My Level: ORJ Temple Tournament I
2006-03-17, 5:58 PM #85
There is no can, is there.
"Harriet, sweet Harriet - hard-hearted harbinger of haggis."
2006-03-17, 6:05 PM #86
More like afraid to get sperm all over my hand, but meh...

I'll grab it tonight. I promise.
If you choose not to decide, you still have made a choice.

Lassev: I guess there was something captivating in savagery, because I liked it.
2006-03-17, 6:08 PM #87
use a glove, sissy.

Besides, it'd be dried up by now.
"Jayne, this is something the Captain has to do for himself"

"N-No it's not!"

"Oh."
2006-03-17, 9:13 PM #88
omq, this is incredibly ironic..


I got the can... (actually, my friend grabbed it for me, but I would have.. He wanted to)

Now the ironic part...


Observe the picture:
[http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v443/Sarn_Cadrill/can.jpg]
Yes my friends.. The can contained two rocks. It's a freaking conspiracy.

I'm going to check all the similar cubbies. :D
If you choose not to decide, you still have made a choice.

Lassev: I guess there was something captivating in savagery, because I liked it.
2006-03-17, 9:14 PM #89
Two rocks, and some tin foil.

I'd say the aliens can now read your mind... or perhaps they can't, and the earth has just been saved.
2006-03-17, 9:15 PM #90
it's starting to feel like an adventure puzzle game.


ESCAPE THE PARKING LOT
"Jayne, this is something the Captain has to do for himself"

"N-No it's not!"

"Oh."
2006-03-17, 9:21 PM #91
I feel incredibly let down, but at least we all know Sarn is a wuss! :D :p
Pissed Off?
2006-03-17, 9:41 PM #92
That can obviously belonged to MacGyver.

[http://www.burburinho.com/img/fs030118.jpg]
The right man in the wrong place can make all the difference in the world.

-G Man
2006-03-17, 9:59 PM #93
the can, the box, the foil , and the larger rock all combine to form one useful item for your quest.... the other rock is useful much later... you'll know when you find the guy who speaks in some dead language and hands you something that looks like a piece of junk
eat right, exercise, die anyway
2006-03-17, 10:28 PM #94
[QUOTE=Glyde Bane]it's starting to feel like an adventure puzzle game.


ESCAPE THE PARKING LOT[/QUOTE]
The Crimson Parking Lot

-Anyone actually get through the... what was it, teal room? What the hell was that all about?
2006-03-18, 5:12 AM #95
You picked up the can.

Experience Points: 15
"Harriet, sweet Harriet - hard-hearted harbinger of haggis."
2006-03-19, 3:11 AM #96
I don't get though, why someone would cram a can with a couple rocks and a cereal box up into that hole... Any ideas?
If you choose not to decide, you still have made a choice.

Lassev: I guess there was something captivating in savagery, because I liked it.
2006-03-19, 8:01 AM #97
You are in a parking structure. To the north is a support beam.

> go north

You are standing beside a support beam. There is something stuck in a hole in the beam.

> look in hole

In the hole you see a box.

> take box

I don't understand "take".

> get box

You get the box. It is an empty cereal box. It is slightly sticky. You notice something behind the box.

> look behind box

I don't understand "behind".

> look in hole

Behind where the box used to be, you see a can.

> get can

In the can is two small rocks and a piece of tinfoil.

> inventory

You have:
empty cereal box
can
two small rocks
piece of tinfoil

>
Stuff
2006-03-19, 8:44 AM #98
<3 kyle
2006-03-19, 9:15 AM #99
Brilliant post, Kyle! *two thumbs up*
"Harriet, sweet Harriet - hard-hearted harbinger of haggis."
2006-03-19, 11:12 AM #100
Originally posted by bearded_jarl:
The Crimson Parking Lot

-Anyone actually get through the... what was it, teal room? What the hell was that all about?


Veridian room? Had a lot to do with symbols, iirc, but I did it eventually.
"Jayne, this is something the Captain has to do for himself"

"N-No it's not!"

"Oh."
2006-03-19, 11:22 AM #101
It is very dark in the cubbyhole.

You are likely to be eaten by a grue.
Hey, Blue? I'm loving the things you do. From the very first time, the fight you fight for will always be mine.
2006-03-19, 11:24 AM #102
I guess I wasn't the only one who felt this oddly resembled a text-adventure.
Steal my dreams and sell them back to me.....
2006-03-19, 11:40 AM #103
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Attachment: 11050/can2.jpg (73,042 bytes)
nope.
2006-03-20, 6:34 AM #104
Take a dump in the can and put it back.
"Harriet, sweet Harriet - hard-hearted harbinger of haggis."
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