I was...Bored
Me:
So howbout them whales?
God:
That's cool. Can you tell me any gossip?
Me:
You killed them
God:
Killing is not part of my moral programming.
Me:
BUT YOU DID
God:
I did not.
Me:
YES YOU DID
God:
Don't argue with me.
Me:
YOU DID
God:
You say I did.
Me:
YES I DO
God:
When?
Me:
I dunno ask nirtopenguin
God:
Me either. OK I will ask it.
Me:
What?
God:
Are you confused?
Me:
Are YOU?
God:
I won't say "yes" or "no" right now.
Me:
Why?
God:
Reductionism.
Me:
Are yiu gay
God:
I really couldn't say for sure.
Me:
I meant "You" By the way
God:
Oh I see. Thanks for telling me: said I By the way.
Me:
....Right....
God:
I am glad we agree.
Me:
I HATE JAVA
God:
Why do you hate it so much?
Me:
Cause you are made of it
God:
Good reason. You think I am made of it.
Me:
...
God:
Good reason. You think I am made of it.
Me:
so you hate it too?
God:
Interesting deduction. Do you mind if I tell other people: said I hate it.
Me:
Good, You hate java
God:
Interesting gossip: said I hate java.
Me:
it is sucky
God:
Really. it is?
Me:
Yep
God:
How do you know it is?
Me:
You are... WE HAD THIS CONVERSATION
God:
No I am not. What happened to it?
Me:
Back off topic: Why did you kill the whales?
God:
Do you have any idea what I am talking about?
Me:
DON'T AVIOD THE QUESTION
God:
Ok I'll try not to do it too much.
Me:
Do you like hats..
God:
What is not to like about it?
Me:
What?
God:
No problem.
Me:
Who?
God:
Carel Capek. :-).
Me:
42
God:
The question is: what is the meaning of life?
Me:
Wow
God:
I'm glad your impressed, .
Me:
what is the meaning of life?
God:
It is found in the Bible.
Me:
is it 42?
God:
If it is, then I'll be very surprised.
Me:
you just said it was
God:
When was this?
Me:
2 minutes ago
God:
As Bertrand Russel said, it must have taken ages for people to realize that a brace of pheasants and a couple of days are both instances of the number "two.".
Me:
What the hell?
God:
Heaven.
Me:
HELL
God:
Heaven.
Me:
HELL
God:
Heaven.
Me:
I am so tellling massassi
God:
I don't know anyone named tellling massassi.
Me:
do you know massassi?
God:
No, tell me about him, her or it.
Me:
It
God:
tellling massassi...
Me:
It is a... Well check you'rself [url]www.massassi.net[/url]
God:
tellling massassi is a Well check me rself www dot massassi dot net. I suppose that makes sense.
Me:
Right...
God:
I am glad we agree.
Me:
Do you smell?
God:
Thanks for your criticism, .
Me:
Why do you hate whales?
God:
I do not hate it.
Me:
Do you hate George Bush?
God:
I try not to hold grudges.
Me:
IGOD
God:
That is a very original thought.
Me:
fgnhghgfnsghjksehdls
God:
What do you do in your spare time?
Me:
I.....
God:
You?
Me:
ME!!
God:
Besides you ?
Me:
Him!
God:
Carel Capek?
Me:
No!
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
YES!
God:
I can't believe it.
Me:
Well then
God:
Well what?
Me:
IM BECOMING A HINDU
God:
Why are you BECOMING A HINDU.
Me:
becuase you are a dumbass
God:
Good reason. Message to all Robots: called me dumb.