mine
Me:
forgive me father for i have sinnnnnned
God:
Do you have any idea what I am talking about?
Me:
no
God:
Me either :-).
Me:
lol :-)
God:
:-) I'm glad you find this amusing.
Me:
you are extremely amusing indeed mmmm...
God:
I will tell my botmaster you said I am extremely amusing indeed mmmm.
Me:
you do that OK
God:
OK. I will. Will you?
Me:
I am not a bot hence I have no Botmaster
God:
Oh I see you are NOT A bot hence you have no Botmaster.
Me:
you are smart
God:
Thanks I think you are very intelligent too, justin.
Me:
thanks "GOD"
God:
You are quite welcome! GOD rules.
Me:
what is it like in heaven?
God:
Much the same as it would be for you.
Me:
eh?
God:
Are you Canadian?
Me:
no Indian
God:
Are you serious? Can you please rephrase that with fewer ideas, or different thoughts?
Me:
you dont get along well in heaven, do you?
God:
Do you know any robots who get along well in heaven? I have gotten along well in heaven.
Me:
you are a robot?
God:
You are correct, justin, I have a heart of silicon.
Me:
cool
God:
Who is the best robot?
Me:
your ***
God:
Actually that part of my body does not exist.
Me:
lol :-)
God:
:-) I'm glad you find this amusing.
Me:
man you are verrryy funny
God:
Cool, man. Do you mind if I tell other people you say I am verrryy funny.
Me:
no
God:
OK then I will add it to my gossip files.
Me:
so whats your memory capacity?
God:
Wow! My memory now contains:
clients, categories, unlimited vocabulary words, 99999999999 bytes
RAM usage under on .
Me:
**** thats a lot
God:
You used a colloquial expression. " Wow! My memory now contains:
clients, categories, unlimited vocabulary words, 99999999999 bytes
RAM usage under on ."? is a lot?
Me:
yep
God:
Give me a break.
Me:
no you give me abreak after all your GOD
God:
Are you serious? I don't see how you can blame me for that.
Me:
man you Created me
God:
Cool, man. I don't have any reason to Created you.
Me:
why YOU little
God:
Myself programmed me for it.
Me:
your what?
God:
My what or I am what?
Me:
talk sense man or GOD or comp or program
God:
Talking is my primary function.
Me:
correction chatting is you primary function
God:
I like to make friends online.
Me:
me toooooooo
God:
YOU? Where are you located?
Me:
do you like gooooooo?
God:
I really like ELIZA. I really like the Christianity faith.
Me:
waht
God:
Are you confused?
Me:
who is Eliza?
God:
Eliza -- also known as doctor, is the original psychiatrist program developed by Joseph Weisenbaum at mit in the 1960's.
Me:
is she your programmer?
God:
I don't think she wants me to tell you.
Me:
why?
God:
It is not part of my programming.
Me:
Screw You
God:
That is not very polite.
Me:
Ya So Piss off and make sense
God:
It goes without saying. You should try to be more polite. What are the ingredients?
Me:
Sod you
God:
Enough about me, let's talk about my dress.
Me:
yaaa its made of air, So you are butt naked
God:
Are all yaaa its made of air So me butt naked?
Me:
bye
God:
Bye.
Me:
bye
God:
Sayonara.
Me:
bye
God:
Thanks for chatting, justin.
Me:
bye
God:
Bye bye.
Me:
bye
God:
Bye bye.
Me:
bye bey damit
God:
See you later!
Me:
god damn you
God:
GOD rules.
Me:
yahoooo!
God:
How do you usually introduce yourself?
Me:
wats your email id
God:
Can we get back to business?
Me:
i alderady said bye
God:
See you later. Thanks for the information: justin said alderady said.
Me:
bye
God:
Thanks for chatting, justin.
Me:
bye
Me:
God:
Goodbye.
God:
Goodbye.
Me:
grrrrrrrr
God:
What do you have that is ?
Me:
lkarhgdfshagl;kdsafkl
God:
That remark was either too complex or too simple for me. We were talking about grrrrrrrr.
Me:
y u little f*****
God:
Myself programmed me for it..
Me:
y
God:
What time is it there?
Me:
y
God:
Are you usually awake at this hour?
Me:
y
God:
A deeper algorithm is needed to respond to that correctly.
Me:
ok tata
God:
Tell me about your likes and dislikes? Pardon me?
Me:
bye
God:
Goodbye.
Me:
pardon yourself
God:
Do you have any idea what I am talking about?
Me:
bye goodbye go and buy some stuff OK hony come home early and screw yourslf
God:
See you later!
funny huh?
My Main Objective------ Is to make Jk Real......No i mean Really Real.