These are fun, they all follow one format.

Basically

Dear (insert person, inanimate object, whatever)

Body of the letter here.

I'll do a few.


Dear everyone,

Please don't send me PM's. About 99% of the time I don't really read them, and I seriously don't care about what you have to say. Especially if it's a huge block of text in sans-paragraph form.

-Robert



Dear Co-workers,

Quit being so damn lazy.

- Robert

Dear imsoshort,

Please stop posting threads.

Sincerely, kyle90

P.S. Thank you


Did I do this right?

Dear neighbour across the street,

Please buy some blinds for your window or stop masturbating in front of it.

Thanks,

Shintock

Yes.

Dear gum manufacturers,

Why the hell can't you make gum with flavor that lasts more than 5 minutes?

- Robert

Dear Rob,

Why must you act responsibly [Mind you, hypocritically at the same time] pretaining my reactions to Zonko's feminazi attitude?

Love,

BSG

Dear Everyone,

Cut it out. Seriously. What is wrong with you?

-God

Dear JediKirby,

Because you're saying some seriously out of line things.

I don't care what kind of person she is, some of that crap is just crossing the line.

Love,

Robert

Dear Rob
I still owe you money


whoops...

mb

Dear Robert,

I have not sent you any PMs. However, I might at some point in the future, just to annoy you.

Love, Thrawn numbarz

Dear Thrawn(thedecentone),

I'm really surprised my PM inbox hasn't been filled with stupid.

I am contemplating letting it fill with stupid, so that I won't get anymore stupid in my inbox. As it will already be clogged with stupid.

Love,

Robert

Dear Blood_Asp

you freakin rock

-landfish

Dear caffeine,

I adore you.

Love,

Robert

Dear Land Fish,

*poke*

Love, Thrawn numbarz

Dear landfish,

You smell funny.

-Asp

P.S. I jk, fish. I jk.

Dear everyone,

Less letters to gay lovers, more letters to inanimate objects!

-Robert

Dear THRAWN,

They PMS medicine at the store.

Use it.

-Yoshi

Dear Thrawn[numberz]

*'splode"

-landfish

Dear Primate

You freaking rock. No, seriously, you do.

-Primate

Dear Evie,

Please stop being such hard to show my lovin' too.

With secret(notsomuchmaybe?) love,
Michael.

Dear Michael,

Please stop being such a pansy.

With heartfelt slaps,
Miguél.

Dear Miguél,

You spelt your name wrong, idiot.

Spellingerroringly,
Michael.

Dear Mouse,

I am going to click on you.

Love, Thrawn numbarz

P.S. Watch out!

Dear Primate

Thanks for the flattery, but seriously, you are awesomeness incarnate. I bow down to you.

-Primate

Dear Lost,

WHY DO YOU TOY WITH MY EMOTIONS

Sincerely, Fishstoix

Dear Massassi,

Chuck Norris jokes are stupid. Stop trying to use them to be cool. They aren't funny, and they make you look like a virgin.

-Asp

Dear Primate

No, my good sir, you are indeed the paramount of l33tness. It is I who bow down before you.

-Primate

Dear Asp,

Grammar more.

-Yoshi

Dear Primate

Well fine, if you're just going to be an *** about it, then yes, I do rock!

-Primate

Dear Primate

Wow, someone's got an ego problem.

-Primate

Dear Yoshi,

Smack Primate.

-Yoshi

Dear Primate

WELL FINE THEN! I HATE YOUR GUTS YOU STUPIDHEAD!

-Primate

Dear Yoshi,

Nobody cares about you. Stop trying to be pugler.

-Asp

Dear Yoshi

you just got served (oh snap)

-landfish

[QUOTE=Blood Asp]Dear Massassi,

Chuck Norris jokes are stupid. Stop trying to use them to be cool. They aren't funny, and they make you look like a virgin.

-Asp[/QUOTE]

<3 !!!

Dear Asp,

Keep your pants on, honkey.

-Yoshi

Dear Massassi

You know, Asp's right about the whole Chuck Norris thing. Mr. T jokes are much funnier. I PITY DA FOO!

-Primate

Dear Slim,

I wrote you but you still ain't callin'. I left my cell, my pager, and my home phone at the bottom. I sent two letters back in autumn; you must not have got 'em. There probably was a problem at the post office or something - sometimes I scribble the addresses too sloppy when I dot 'em.

But anyways, **** it, what's been up, man? How's the daughter? My girlfriend's pregnant, too. I'm out to be a father. If I have a daughter, guess what I'm gonna call her? I'm gonna name her Bonnie.

I read about your uncle Ronnie, too, I'm sorry. I had a friend kill himself over some ***** who didn't want him. I know you probably hear this every day, but I'm your biggest fan - I even got the underground **** that you did with Scam. I got a room full of your posters and pictures, man - I like that **** you did with Ruckus, too, that **** was phat.

Anyways, I hope you get this man. Hit me back just to chat.

Truly yours,
Your biggest fan,
this is Stan.

Dear ]-[ellequin,

Here is my address! I want to be in the Christmas card send.

<address>

I will send you one, too!

Sincerely,

22 liars who never sent ]-[ellequin a Christmas card

Dear Yoshi,

Please refrain from using racial slurs.

-Asp

Dear women,

Please stop ignoreing me.
I sware I'll stop staring at you if you'll just stop ignoring me.
The restraining order can't keep me away forever, absence makes the heart grow fonder.

-djw

Dear Yoshi,

[QUOTE=Dj Yoshi]Dear THRAWN,

They PMS medicine at the store.

Use it.

-Yoshi[/QUOTE]


IRONY.

Love,

Robert

Dear women,

If I didn't need you, I'd burn you all at the stake. Ugly ones first.

-Robert

Dear trash,

I'm sorry, but I'm afraid now is where we must part ways. I have put it off for so long, it must be now. You must go your way, into the dumpster and then into the great landfill beyond... and I must stay here. I hope you understand.

- Me

*takes out trash*