dear landfish,

your mom


thank you,
-genki

Dear Universe,

Sorry.

Your pal,
God

PS: We still on for Thursday?

Dear Mbeggar,

You're a loserface.

Subsequently, happydud, whom is also a loserface, is also a loserface.

Non-Loserfacefully Yours,

Not a Loserface (Fishstickz lawlz)

Dear Fishstickz,

I bet you never knew the past would catch up with you eh?

Writing from the past,
Baconfish.

Dear Ford,

Yes, you make me laugh, and yes.

Dear Tracer,

*brick*

-Matt

Dear FGR,

I have a similar problem, or had until I found this. Hopefully you'll be able to enjoy the freedom (and slightly shorter showers) that I have come to know and love.

Well wishes,
Homicide.

Dear Homocide,

lol, homocide.

-Yoshi

Dear Life,

Stop sucking.


-Nitro Le Penguin.

Dear Nitropenguin,



xoxo,

Robert

Dear Rob,

How is asking her if she legitimizes her nuances to her children by crying "vagina" crossing a line? She literally said exactly that in her post, bragging about how she intimidates her children who lovingly played a joke on her? Totally not crossing the line.

JediKirby

Dear Everyone,

Next time you maliciously post such a "letter" you will be dealt with. One person knows I'm not bull****ting.

~Brandon

Dear JediGandalf,

You're a stinky poop-face. I bet you aren't even a real Jedi.

Love, kyle90

Dear Kirby,

Are you still *****ing?

Jesus.

Dear God,

What.

-Homicide

Dear Administrative Team,

You really need to put in a smilie.

Love,
Stinkywrix.

Dear admins,

Please replace the :em321: smiley with the included "massassi-ised" replacement.

Yours annoyededly,
Baconfish

Dear Massassians,

Please do not read this letter.

Regards, Tony.

LOL.

Dear Freelancer,

<3

Yours, Glyde

Milady,

You should post on Massassi more.

Avoiding death at your hands,
Geb

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Dear Best Friend Antestarr,

Please bring me sweet sweet loot from the Land of Gaming Bliss known as Japan. It'd be oh-so-kind of you.

Your best friend who would certainly do the same for you,
Geb

P.S. Write your NeS post already!

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Dear Jepman,

How can I master the ways of the barrel roll?

Not a gay frog,
Geb

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Dear Sleeping Beauty,

I hope your dreams come true.

Love,
Prince Valium

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Dear Mario,

Please come to the castle. I've baked a cake for you.

Yours Truely,
Princess Toadstool (Peach)

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Dear Strong Bad,

How do you type with boxing gloves on?

Crapfully yours,
Some dude from some state

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Dear Originality,

Where did you go?

Signed,
Scott

I think this says it all.

Dear Ruthven,

[That's CREEPY -JG]

With regards,
Most of Asia

thats outta line!!

[edit: hahahaha]

if(getThingFlags(source) & 0x8){
  do her}
elseif(getThingFlags(source) & 0x4){
  do other babe}
else{
  do a dude}

Dear JediGandalf,

Lets ban people for fun!

Sincerely,
MB

dear genki

no no no, UR MOM

-landfish

Hoooooo boy.

Dear Penis,

I don't think I like you anymore. You used to watch me shave, but now you only stare down at the floor. Dear penis, I don't like you anymore.

-Rodney Carrington


Dear Chicken,

Could you just tell us already? I'm pretty sure it was you first.

-Aaron

Dear deer,
Please stop running into my car. When it's parked. Seriously, it's so obvious you're trying to frame me.

Sincerely,
the hunte^H^H^H^H^Hhappydud.

Dear Princess Toadstool,

Sorry, but I don't swing that way.

Love, your favorite fat, hairy Italian man,
Mario

<3

Dear ]-[ellequin,

Even though you're banned I thought I'd write you a letter. I actually did send you a Christmas card. It got sent back to me. If you still want it, it's sitting on my desk under the infamous yellow coffee mug.

-Red

P.S.
One day I spilled tea on the envelope. Sorry.

Dear Homicide

Thank you for your suggestion. However, I will save that for the exact moment I accept to put foreign objects into my cavity of remains.

Sincerely

Fast "Is this the trig-" Gamerr

Dear landfish,

I still love you, but I can no longer continue our relationship. Things just aren't the way that they used to be. It's always sex, sex, sex with you.

-Asp

Dear brain,

Please get over writer's block.

-love
tinny son of tinny's father

Hilarity!

Dear Entropy,

One day, I shall control you!

-kyle90

Dear Homicide

I own an eggbeater just like this. will you buy it for 10 bucks? i need booze money.

regards.

Seb.

Dear Sesame Street,

All your base are belong to Hillary.

-love,
tinny w.

Aaahaahahahaa!

Dear kyle90,

I am too and your mother smelled of eldeberries!

~Brandon



Dear kyle90,

OVER MY DEAD BODY WILL YOU!

Undersigned,
The Second Law of Thermodynamics.