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Trojan condoms
2006-04-17, 6:56 AM #41
Originally posted by Jon`C:
A large horse made of roughly-hewn, unsanded and unfinished wood, that is not anatomically correct?


If it had a condom on, the fact that it was roughly-hewn and unsanded wouldn't matter as much.

Well, maybe three condoms.
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2006-04-17, 3:28 PM #42
Originally posted by Shintock:
Yeah I've always wondered about the name, too.

Either way, Trojan condoms suck. Durex FTW.


Every Durex condom I've used has choked the life out of me. Trojan forever.
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2006-04-17, 3:46 PM #43
Saranwrap!
Very funny Scotty. Now beam down my clothes.
2006-04-17, 3:47 PM #44
makes sense from a guy's point of view.. I mean the condom lets you get where you want to be right?
2006-04-17, 4:30 PM #45
[QUOTE=Connection Problem]makes sense from a guy's point of view.. I mean the condom lets you get where you want to be right?[/QUOTE]

When you put it that way...yeah it does.
2006-04-17, 5:05 PM #46
right but you don't want anything spilling out and going all over the...uh...town.
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2006-04-17, 5:27 PM #47
Nothing turns me on more than a girl talking about the technicalties of condoms.

aaaaaaaallll riiiiiight.
Code:
if(getThingFlags(source) & 0x8){
  do her}
elseif(getThingFlags(source) & 0x4){
  do other babe}
else{
  do a dude}
2006-04-17, 8:13 PM #48
Originally posted by ZULLY:
Every Durex condom I've used has choked the life out of me. Trojan forever.


Funny you say that, most Durex are 56 mm and Trojans are 52 mm. That wasn't the life being choked out of you. That was your penis fleeing in intimidation of the larger condom. :p
2006-04-17, 11:18 PM #49
Did Trojans have big swords?
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2006-04-18, 12:22 AM #50
heh!

:D
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2006-04-18, 1:37 AM #51
How about... "Wall of China" Condoms? The Wall of China was built as a barrier to stop invaders...
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2006-04-18, 2:23 AM #52
Originally posted by SavageX378:
How about... "Wall of China" Condoms? The Wall of China was built as a barrier to stop invaders...

Eh. That's more of a diaphragm really.
2006-04-18, 4:04 AM #53
Originally posted by Shintock:
Funny you say that, most Durex are 56 mm and Trojans are 52 mm. That wasn't the life being choked out of you. That was your penis fleeing in intimidation of the larger condom. :p


hahahahaha <3
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2006-04-18, 6:59 AM #54
Originally posted by Echoman:
Did Trojans have big swords?

Because we all know if they had big swords... then you know... :p
May the mass times acceleration be with you.
2006-04-18, 7:07 AM #55
56 mm? what dimension? not length surely :confused:
Code:
if(getThingFlags(source) & 0x8){
  do her}
elseif(getThingFlags(source) & 0x4){
  do other babe}
else{
  do a dude}
2006-04-18, 7:15 AM #56
Diameter?
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2006-04-18, 12:01 PM #57
More likely circumference... 5.6 cm diameter? Holy hell! :p

Then again, what do I know of the topic...?
May the mass times acceleration be with you.
2006-04-18, 12:46 PM #58
Not very good at visualizing this stuff.

5.6 cm sounds small to me. Like... asian small.
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2006-04-18, 12:56 PM #59
I hereby reinstate my seal of approval. I also motion for someone to make fun of Ruthven.
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2006-04-18, 12:57 PM #60
Originally posted by Homicide:
I hereby reinstate my seal of approval. I also motion for someone to make fun of Ruthven.


Don't we often do that already?

(<3 ruth)
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2006-04-18, 1:25 PM #61
It's 56mm circumference. :p

Mind you, Diameter could be interesting.
nope.
2006-04-18, 1:28 PM #62
Just converted. 5,6 cm = 2,2 inches

Even if it was diameter, it doesn't sound unrealistic to me afaik.

Edit : As a matter of fact : 5,6 cm CIRCUMFERENCE? That can't be right.
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2006-04-18, 1:37 PM #63
...if I have that figured right then that would make the diameter of your penis .7002 inches. (1.7825 cm)

I think I'm going to laugh.
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2006-04-18, 1:43 PM #64
Dunno if you are right, but a 2.2 inch circumference sounds small to me.
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2006-04-18, 1:44 PM #65
Originally posted by Homicide:
...if I have that figured right then that would make the diameter of your penis .7002 inches. (1.7825 cm)

I think I'm going to laugh.


That just reminded me of the Deuce Bigalow movie, hahahaha.
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2006-04-18, 1:44 PM #66
[QUOTE=Blood Asp]the whole trojan horse thing was a myth. it's never been proven, historically speaking.[/QUOTE]

That's correct. Think about it: Didn't the invading army spend nearly ten years attacking Troy? The city would've starved to death. If, that is, the invaders weren't complete morons.

Come to think of it, maybe they were..?
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2006-04-18, 1:45 PM #67
Wow...who'd of thought our (sort of) innocent dorm room debates on the reasons for naming a condom after the ultimate "insert and conquer" millitary manuever would gain international interest...ah the ironies of life. :D
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2006-04-18, 1:48 PM #68
Trojan Condoms: 'Sup Tiny?
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2006-04-18, 1:49 PM #69
Originally posted by Milady:
the ultimate "insert and conquer" millitary manuever


oh god, hahaha priceless.

Trojan Condoms. Conquer the soldier in you.
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2006-04-18, 1:50 PM #70
Originally posted by Jepman:
Dunno if you are right, but a 2.2 inch circumference sounds small to me.


Average circumference is 2.75 inches.
nope.
2006-04-18, 1:54 PM #71
Originally posted by Baconfish:
Average circumference is 2.75 inches.


....

Dude... thats thin!!!

Thats about 0.87" in diameter.
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2006-04-18, 2:01 PM #72
Yeah, that just sounds wrong...
2006-04-18, 2:03 PM #73
Originally posted by Jepman:
Not very good at visualizing this stuff.

5.6 cm sounds small to me. Like... asian small.



At first I thought radius and was all "Oh god."
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2006-04-18, 2:06 PM #74
[QUOTE=Glyde Bane]At first I thought radius and was all "Oh god."[/QUOTE]

Hahahah. The king kong of manhood.
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2006-04-18, 2:30 PM #75
HI ROOMIE :D


The Trojans are basically the founders of Italy, because Aeneas(Trojan prince) supposedly escaped during the onslaught of Troy,which is believed to have been in present day Turkey. Read the findings of Heinrich Schliemann, the archaeologist credited with finding Troy, if interested.

Aeneas is said to have come to Italy and founded what would be the Roman people. Romulus and Remus are said to be descendants of Aeneas, while Romulus is credited with founding the city of Rome.



Thinking of Trojan condoms from Aeneas' POV...wouldn't that show the Trojan who *bypassed* all of the destruction of the city of Troy and helped establish what would become the Roman Empire?


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2006-04-18, 2:35 PM #76
Originally posted by ore_sama:
HI ROOMIE :D


The Trojans are basically the founders of Italy, because Aeneas(Trojan prince) supposedly escaped during the onslaught of Troy,which is believed to have been in present day Turkey. Read the findings of Heinrich Schliemann, the archaeologist credited with finding Troy, if interested.

Aeneas is said to have come to Italy and founded what would be the Roman people. Romulus and Remus are said to be descendants of Aeneas, while Romulus is credited with founding the city of Rome.



Thinking of Trojan condoms from Aeneas' POV...wouldn't that show the Trojan who *bypassed* all of the destruction of the city of Troy and helped establish what would become the Roman Empire?


~ just a thought.



Thats even worste, condoms are meant to stop creating new life, so naming it after the POV of someone who established a whole new civilization is worste. :p
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2006-04-18, 3:21 PM #77
Originally posted by Wolfy:
Why are they Trojans?

Because all men want to be [endowed] like a horse.

sadly though, only a few of us are...

I really feel sorry for the rest of you.

>.>
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2006-04-18, 3:39 PM #78
Originally posted by Jepman:
Thats even worste, condoms are meant to stop creating new life, so naming it after the POV of someone who established a whole new civilization is worste. :p



EXACTLY!

Aeneas was a Trojan. Trojans are condoms. The makers of them really should have gone more into the history of the Trojans... >.>
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2006-04-18, 3:50 PM #79
because this is the first thing you're thinking of when you're putting one on... :confused:
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2006-04-18, 4:09 PM #80
well hopefully you're a little more clearheaded when you're actually buying them
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