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Trojan condoms
2006-04-19, 1:11 PM #121
Well you can make part of an elephant <.<
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2006-04-19, 3:05 PM #122
I've not laughed so much in ages. The best thing abbut condoms has to be the waterballoon trick though. Those things can hold up to around 2L of water, makes you wonder just how much they're designed to hold. :eek:
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2006-04-19, 3:27 PM #123
You can use multiple condoms and tie them together to make animals.
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2006-04-19, 3:32 PM #124
Yay a whole elephant!
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2006-04-19, 4:14 PM #125
Originally posted by JediGandalf:
"In more stranger news tonight. A québec man was found dead in his bedroom strangled and tied up by condoms. Sources say that murderer found the idea from an internet forum. The owner of the forum was unavailable to answer questions. No charges will be filed on the internet forum."

SF_Gold isn't too far from there is he? :|
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2006-04-19, 4:16 PM #126
Fear the Deadly Trojan Grip!
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2006-04-19, 4:32 PM #127
Originally posted by FastGamerr:
I was a blonde in my childhood... then the color disappeared o_o

thats called balding
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2006-04-19, 10:19 PM #128
Damn Baldwins!
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2006-04-19, 10:28 PM #129
damn those winning balds :mad:
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2006-04-19, 10:51 PM #130
Originally posted by FastGamerr:
Damn Baldwins!


I honestly though you were talking about my school (Mary Baldwin)
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2006-04-19, 10:52 PM #131
Nah, I'm not stalking you.

Like certain Ruthvens.
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2006-04-21, 10:21 AM #132
Originally posted by Oxyonagon:
The best thing abbut condoms has to be the waterballoon trick though. Those things can hold up to around 2L of water, makes you wonder just how much they're designed to hold. :eek:






...were you testing this somewhere :eek:
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2006-04-21, 10:23 AM #133
Yay back to the condom talk after a 1.5 day break! :D

<.<

>.>

!!!
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2006-04-21, 10:33 AM #134
I, for one, am surprised that this thread survived the break.

Pleasantly surprised, I must say. :D
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2006-04-21, 10:41 AM #135
OH SNAP! Single again, I'll have to start condom shopping again! ^_^
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2006-04-21, 10:48 AM #136
Originally posted by FastGamerr:
Nah, I'm not stalking you.

Like certain Ruthvens.


and landfishes >.>
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2006-04-21, 4:05 PM #137
Originally posted by Milady:
...were you testing this somewhere :eek:


Yes! Me and some girl filled them up with water in a sink, then we threw them off the top of a block of flats. They're like water bombs, but they bounce occasionally. A few of them bounced up a few times and ended up rolling down the street.

It's good fun Milady, you've gotta try it next time you find yourself with a packet. Of course, it's probably better to stop impregnation with them if you're faced with the choice. :p
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2006-04-22, 4:20 AM #138
Originally posted by Oxyonagon:
Yes! Me and some girl filled them up with water in a sink, then we threw them off the top of a block of flats. They're like water bombs, but they bounce occasionally. A few of them bounced up a few times and ended up rolling down the street.


Hunny, did you see that huge thing rolling in the street, looks like watered-up...

Woody! Did you see that thing coming down of there? My god thats a huge...

Pecker! Oh you cute little birdy. ^_^ What the... that rolling thing looks like my husband's...

Peperoni! Buy your fresh peperoni here! Oh my good, there is a giant condom rolling down towards my stand! >.<
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2006-04-22, 4:56 AM #139
That sounds like mucho fun, Oxy. I wanna do something like that ^_^
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2006-04-22, 5:35 PM #140
If you do, make sure that you don't overfill them because when a condom bursts, it makes a hell of a mess... as I'm sure you already know. :em321:
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2006-04-22, 6:05 PM #141
Originally posted by Jepman:
Hunny, did you see that huge thing rolling in the street, looks like watered-up...

Woody! Did you see that thing coming down of there? My god thats a huge...

Pecker! Oh you cute little birdy. ^_^ What the... that rolling thing looks like my husband's...

Peperoni! Buy your fresh peperoni here! Oh my good, there is a giant condom rolling down towards my stand! >.<

Nice.
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