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Bar fight, May 2006 Editon
2006-05-10, 11:17 AM #1
Lets make love. I'm bored and I feel like cracking skulls. Lets be straight to the point.

*Jep grabs Tiberium_Empire and throws him out the window then turns and has a drink.
Was cheated out of lions by happydud
Was cheated out of marriage by sugarless
2006-05-10, 11:19 AM #2
/me jihad 'splodes all over jepman
free(jin);
tofu sucks
2006-05-10, 11:21 AM #3
*camps out by the jukebox with a tough look and starts spinning "Get Ready"*
Cordially,
Lord Tiberius Grismath
1473 for '1337' posts.
2006-05-10, 11:22 AM #4
Originally posted by 7:
/me jihad 'splodes all over jepman


WHAAAA! I CALL A JIHAD ON YOUUUUUUUU!

*eats the landfish 'slosions
Was cheated out of lions by happydud
Was cheated out of marriage by sugarless
2006-05-10, 11:30 AM #5
*Blows up the bar, and everyone in it.*

Yet again, out of sheer awesomeness. I win.
2006-05-10, 11:33 AM #6
*rock falls from the sky and CRUSHES Rob as he walks out of the bar
"it is time to get a credit card to complete my financial independance" — Tibby, Aug. 2009
2006-05-10, 11:34 AM #7
OOOOH, LIKE THAT PAINT THREAD.

Freelancer earns awesome points.
2006-05-10, 11:43 AM #8
*Jep becomes J for Jepdetta.

*wages war on those who burned him.


Oh the cheesinessssss
Was cheated out of lions by happydud
Was cheated out of marriage by sugarless
2006-05-10, 11:43 AM #9
Hey, whatever happened to that, anyway....
Cordially,
Lord Tiberius Grismath
1473 for '1337' posts.
2006-05-10, 11:56 AM #10
People got tired of me smashing things with rocks.

Which, despite what they won't admit, wasn't trolling and was absolutely hilarious.
2006-05-10, 12:06 PM #11
ALL ABOARD!

/rides Jep to HELL AND BACK
2006-05-10, 12:15 PM #12
So I guess Rob ended the bar fight? haha
2006-05-10, 12:19 PM #13
Originally posted by Martyn:
ALL ABOARD!

/rides Jep to HELL AND BACK


Hell yeas! I was waiting for this.

/manenjoys the Mantrain.

Now bring on the shintocks!
Was cheated out of lions by happydud
Was cheated out of marriage by sugarless
2006-05-10, 1:20 PM #14
Then the door burst open, and in walked nailface...
2006-05-10, 1:23 PM #15
... and ruthy stood back.

He didnt wanna fight...

Fighting messes his hair up :gbk:
Code:
if(getThingFlags(source) & 0x8){
  do her}
elseif(getThingFlags(source) & 0x4){
  do other babe}
else{
  do a dude}
2006-05-10, 1:45 PM #16
/me busts a gPod over Ruthven.
I had a blog. It sucked.
2006-05-10, 1:52 PM #17
*cracks his wizard staff over Zloc's head*

And I take your gPod!
Code to the left of him, code to the right of him, code in front of him compil'd and thundered. Programm'd at with shot and $SHELL. Boldly he typed and well. Into the jaws of C. Into the mouth of PERL. Debug'd the 0x258.
2006-05-10, 1:55 PM #18
Dat's it, foo'.

/me summons da 'hood to his aid to get back dat ghetto pod, fa sho.
I had a blog. It sucked.
2006-05-10, 1:56 PM #19
/me stomps the Gpod into dust.

It needed to be done.
2006-05-10, 1:58 PM #20
*rips Zloc's facial mask off to reveal GOLD.

I KNEW IT!!! Zloc did not really talk like that!

Gives GOLD a wedgie. Squeak!
Was cheated out of lions by happydud
Was cheated out of marriage by sugarless
2006-05-10, 2:00 PM #21
/me takes wedgified pants, and FEEDS THEM TO SHINTOCK(s mum)
2006-05-10, 2:01 PM #22
/me makes love to Martyn behind the fruit machine.
nope.
2006-05-10, 2:02 PM #23
/me grabs shintawk's mom, and slaps Martyn with her.
I had a blog. It sucked.
2006-05-10, 2:50 PM #24
/me grabs Baconfish and smashes his head through the counter while guzzling beer from the taps.

/me grabs the Martyn sneakily
Sneaky sneaks. I'm actually a werewolf. Woof.
2006-05-10, 2:55 PM #25
Do to jep touching my tiberium he slowloy succumbs to a painfull, Irreversable death.

My tiberium then starts growing on the bar.
2006-05-10, 2:56 PM #26
/me gets thrown into the corner by the tiberium and starts shaking horribly
Sneaky sneaks. I'm actually a werewolf. Woof.
2006-05-10, 2:59 PM #27
*hump*
Epstein didn't kill himself.
2006-05-10, 3:01 PM #28
*Takes Jep's body and runs to Canada with it.*

The End.
nope.
2006-05-10, 3:01 PM #29
/me destroys the tiberium by shooting it with a tank.
I had a blog. It sucked.
2006-05-10, 3:06 PM #30
/me puts C4 on a quad bike.

/me suicide bombs the tank BF2 style.
Sneaky sneaks. I'm actually a werewolf. Woof.
2006-05-10, 3:17 PM #31
Tony harvests the tiberium for later processing at the refinery. As for the bar fight? He pounds a shot through Oxyonagon, Tiberium_Empire, the bar, the barman, the wall behind it, the delivery truck, the parked car opposite, the granny who's car it was, the cashier of the shop opposite, an old granny buying a lottery ticket, the freezer, another wall behind the freezer, a second delivery truck and another old granny with a rail driver. Why these items were so conveniently lined up is anyone's guess. Probably poetic license.
Hey, Blue? I'm loving the things you do. From the very first time, the fight you fight for will always be mine.
2006-05-10, 3:23 PM #32
By the slim chance, Zlocista and JG team back up together, and resurrect the smashed gPod. Being an instrument worthy of the gods, the gPod is throw at the rail, and by pure dumb luck stops the rail, there-in saving the day.

We love you, gPod!
I had a blog. It sucked.
2006-05-10, 3:26 PM #33
* is using Hacks so he somehow doesn't get hit by the bullet. *

/me activates aimbot

/me turns off fog in bar

/me headshots Tony with a snooker cue
Sneaky sneaks. I'm actually a werewolf. Woof.
2006-05-10, 3:47 PM #34
*comes in with a flamethrower*
2006-05-10, 3:50 PM #35
*snipes the tank on the flamethrower*
No sig.
2006-05-10, 4:04 PM #36
/me blows everyone else up, again, to prove a point.

And that point, is that I can.
2006-05-10, 4:08 PM #37
/me fishslaps


Fishslap!
"Time is an illusion. Lunchtime doubly so."
2006-05-10, 4:17 PM #38
Originally posted by Tiberium_Empire:
Do to jep touching my tiberium he slowloy succumbs to a painfull, Irreversable death.

My tiberium then starts growing on the bar.


Dude. English please.
Was cheated out of lions by happydud
Was cheated out of marriage by sugarless
2006-05-10, 4:23 PM #39
Originally posted by Matterialize:
/me fishslaps


Fishslap!



Thats NOT what fish are for.
The tips at the end of shoelaces are called "aglets". Their true purpose is sinister.
2006-05-10, 4:29 PM #40
Originally posted by Matterialize:
/me fishslaps


Fishslap!


/me slaps Matterialize to the floor...

...then poops on his face.

WINAGE!
Code:
if(getThingFlags(source) & 0x8){
  do her}
elseif(getThingFlags(source) & 0x4){
  do other babe}
else{
  do a dude}
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