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Bar fight, May 2006 Editon
2006-05-10, 4:42 PM #41
/me spawncamps tiberium



/me spares ruthy so he can finish his mod
2006-05-10, 4:47 PM #42
Short A, short A! Killmeister, you flashbang the front, me and stumpy will AWP the rear!


I've never played CS, if you couldn't tell.
I had a blog. It sucked.
2006-05-10, 5:02 PM #43
*Gets in ship and flys off*
*while on the way to space, Bandit fires a rocket full of headcrabs into the bar, they get out and start infesting people*
"DON'T TASE ME BRO!" lol
2006-05-10, 5:19 PM #44
/me shoots 150 zombies, getting the Physics Gun
Muahahaha!
/me builds a fortress of old burnt out cars and non-explosive barrels

-Wait a second... this barrel isn't non-explosive! This barrel isn't non-explosive at all!
2006-05-10, 5:25 PM #45
*Bandit hops out of ship and on to a roof and starts sniping with a .357 mag*

[http://i17.photobucket.com/albums/b69/Space_Bandit/d1_trainstation_040048.jpg]
"DON'T TASE ME BRO!" lol
2006-05-10, 5:27 PM #46
:eek:

holy ****

my hl2 doesnt look nothing like that :confused:
Code:
if(getThingFlags(source) & 0x8){
  do her}
elseif(getThingFlags(source) & 0x4){
  do other babe}
else{
  do a dude}
2006-05-10, 5:32 PM #47
Using the Gravity Gun, Zlocista proceeds to grab a blade, and shoot it at Ruthven's head, cutting it clean off.
I had a blog. It sucked.
2006-05-10, 8:53 PM #48
Originally posted by Ruthven:
:eek:

holy ****

my hl2 doesnt look nothing like that :confused:


And why is that? My video card isn't even that great.
"DON'T TASE ME BRO!" lol
2006-05-10, 9:01 PM #49
/steals Bandit's ship and sets it at a fairly high altitude, launching a continuous bombardement of heat seeking missles on whomever is within range.
Very funny Scotty. Now beam down my clothes.
2006-05-10, 9:26 PM #50
Originally posted by Final_Hope__:
/steals Bandit's ship and sets it at a fairly high altitude, launching a continuous bombardement of heat seeking missles on whomever is within range.


*Sets off self-destruct* :)
"DON'T TASE ME BRO!" lol
2006-05-10, 9:32 PM #51
A whizzing sound in the distance begins to grow, escorting the image of a 3 foot tall, wheelchair using dwarf in full battle armor. The wheelchair quickly gains speed, a stream of faded red outlines of the chair trail behind. Zloc Vergo rides just next to the wheelchair in a well fashioned sidecar, a banner flapping in his hands that reads

THE DWARF KNIGHT [/color]

The two slow as they come closer to the bar, an overwhelming sense of fear sweeps over the many bargoers. Some soil themselves. The midget takes a deep whiff of fear before unleashing hell upon the mortal world.
ᵗʰᵉᵇˢᵍ๒ᵍᵐᵃᶥᶫ∙ᶜᵒᵐ
ᴸᶥᵛᵉ ᴼᵑ ᴬᵈᵃᵐ
2006-05-10, 9:43 PM #52
Originally posted by JediKirby:
A whizzing sound in the distance begins to grow, escorting the image of a 3 foot tall, wheelchair using dwarf in full battle armor. The wheelchair quickly gains speed, a stream of faded red outlines of the chair trail behind. Zloc Vergo rides just next to the wheelchair in a well fashioned sidecar, a banner flapping in his hands that reads

THE DWARF KNIGHT [/color]

The two slow as they come closer to the bar, an overwhelming sense of fear sweeps over the many bargoers. Some soil themselves. The midget takes a deep whiff of fear before unleashing hell upon the mortal world.


A strange humming noise is heard from the skies, and all the pedestrians (including the dwarf knight and co.) look to the sky. A very, very large object is falling at a rapid pace, aimed right at the bar, a large trail of flames and smoke falling behind it.

:eek:

It's Final_Hope__ in Bandit's ship! Bandit set off the self destruct, but little did he know that when he detonated it, all he did was blow off the wings!

The helpless pedestrians are too horrified to run in terror as their eyes are glued to their burning death approaching far too rapidly now.
Very funny Scotty. Now beam down my clothes.
2006-05-10, 10:16 PM #53
/me grabs the "THE DWARF KNIGHT" and throws him the shower and starts peeing on him.

HOW'D YOU LIKE THAT MR. DWARF KNIGHT???!!!
The cake is a lie... THE CAKE IS A LIE!!!!!
2006-05-11, 5:00 AM #54
/me explodes kirby's wheelchair with a barrage of hand grenades. The wheelchair, sidecar and Zloc have all been blown to bite size pieces. ]-[ proceeds to rabidly chow down these pieces of Zloc while the bargoers watch in shock.
2006-05-11, 8:46 AM #55
Tony gets up from the ground, head ringing. And also inexplicably wearing a blood-stained bandage. Nothing for it now, he thought. He pulls ot a canister of petrol and liberally applies it to everything in the vicinity, before pulling out a lighter and getting jumped by a headcrab before he could light it.
Hey, Blue? I'm loving the things you do. From the very first time, the fight you fight for will always be mine.
2006-05-11, 8:58 AM #56
Jep is happy that he was out of Tony's radius of burnination.

Throws sausages at random burned massassians.

Daddy would you like some sausages????
Was cheated out of lions by happydud
Was cheated out of marriage by sugarless
2006-05-11, 12:20 PM #57
/me eats Jepman's sausage
2006-05-11, 12:26 PM #58
]-[ellequin sits at the bar. He orders one bourbon, one scotch, and one beer.
2006-05-11, 12:35 PM #59
Originally posted by Shintock:
/me eats Jepman's sausage


/manenjoys o.O
Was cheated out of lions by happydud
Was cheated out of marriage by sugarless
2006-05-11, 1:07 PM #60
Oh my god look at the blood!

/me man slaps everyone, yes EVERYONE.
Sneaky sneaks. I'm actually a werewolf. Woof.
2006-05-11, 1:09 PM #61
*feeds oxy a smoke bomb and duct tapes his mouth shut*
nope.
2006-05-11, 1:17 PM #62
*runs around in circles smoking*

*jumps into Baconfish's gills and explodes*
Sneaky sneaks. I'm actually a werewolf. Woof.
2006-05-11, 1:25 PM #63
And there was much rejoicing. [/SIZE]
Was cheated out of lions by happydud
Was cheated out of marriage by sugarless
2006-05-11, 2:27 PM #64
Yaaaay.
Hey, Blue? I'm loving the things you do. From the very first time, the fight you fight for will always be mine.
2006-05-11, 2:37 PM #65
Being tossed from his steed, THE DWARF KNIGHT sails through the air, scalping heads as he acrobatically dances on the south winds of Valkyre. The greek God of War suddenly comes down, blessing the THE DWARF KNIGHT with godly strength, breaking Shintok's face open, spilling blood all over.
ᵗʰᵉᵇˢᵍ๒ᵍᵐᵃᶥᶫ∙ᶜᵒᵐ
ᴸᶥᵛᵉ ᴼᵑ ᴬᵈᵃᵐ
2006-05-11, 2:39 PM #66
/npc spawn mutant_rancor
/npc spawn vehicle manq-jsf-yoda
/me jumps on ship and presses "r"
Jarl was killed by a vehicle. [/COLOR]

-Oh hell. 15 second spawn? Damn.
2006-05-11, 3:17 PM #67
Martyn runs back from the smoking fragments of the bar / jepman's behind and teams up with Shintock to deliver a kick (that could shatter bones) into the crotch ... of Final_hope.

/This is the ultimate chorus... of ultimate destiny
//drunkenated.
///MANTRAIN
2006-05-11, 3:35 PM #68
/me sits at the bar, looking to pick up some ladies...
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2006-05-11, 3:44 PM #69
...but Gebohq can't, because they're all with ]-[ellequin. Perhaps Gebohq can get sloppy seconds?
2006-05-11, 3:45 PM #70
Originally posted by ':
-[ellequin']...but Gebohq can't, because they're all with ]-[ellequin. Perhaps Gebohq can get sloppy seconds?



hahahahahahahahahahahaah

Fiction of the year award goes to ]-[ellequin.

yayy
Was cheated out of lions by happydud
Was cheated out of marriage by sugarless
2006-05-11, 3:49 PM #71
[ You've been warned about this, and now you're banned for it. ]
2006-05-11, 3:55 PM #72
And there was much rejoicing. [/SIZE][/COLOR]
Was cheated out of lions by happydud
Was cheated out of marriage by sugarless
2006-05-11, 4:31 PM #73
RUN! The cops (admins) are breakin' out the ban sticks!
Attachment: 11800/banstick.JPG (18,320 bytes)
"DON'T TASE ME BRO!" lol
2006-05-11, 5:03 PM #74
*I make Martyn ride himself to hell on a one way trip.
Nothing to see here, move along.
2006-05-11, 5:08 PM #75
Jarl joined the game.
Jarl was crushed into another dimension! [/COLOR]
Hell!
/noclip
/me uses Force Lightnin to shock the starfighter into movement. It crashes into the flaming crater that once was a bar that people are still strangely sitting at.

-That actually works. Try that next time you're in JA, use lightning on an unoccupied vehicle. It goes "VROOOM!" and hits the boost.
2006-05-11, 5:14 PM #76
IDDQD.
IDKFA.
幻術
2006-05-11, 10:43 PM #77
Impulse 9
2006-05-11, 10:59 PM #78
*'splodes*
free(jin);
tofu sucks
2006-05-12, 12:07 AM #79
/me produces a magnet, AND a notmagnet and batters landfsih with them
2006-05-12, 4:05 AM #80
/manhumps the mantrain. HOW DO YOU LIKE ME NOW??!?!
Was cheated out of lions by happydud
Was cheated out of marriage by sugarless
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