*Brings in a turret that automatically targets french/canadians. Bullets start flying everywhere!*

Jep neo's it.

smocc kicks everyone in the nuts and runs.

Thats a whole lotta nuts you damn squirrel!

spe buys a drink and sits down, using extreme ninja ability to dodge every projectile.

*Gris roofies Spe's drink*

*spe buzzes more*

/me wraps spe in wire and puts a current through it

Am I late to the party?

/me comes in, wearing a charged-ballistic-reactive-armour powered exoskeleton battle suit with a chaingun on one arm (with a 999 round clip), plasma pulse rifle on the other (70 kilowatts of power), and homing anti-personnel and anti-vehicular subnuclear missile launchers on each shoulder (24 on each shoulder). It also has a deadman-switched 15 kiloton nuclear self-destruct device.

/me calmly walks over, sits down at the bar and orders a Pepsi. Ahhhh...

Just a wii bit late.

*stuffs Jep into the Pillar box outside.*

/me is afk

-...

/me orders 5 shots of tequila and tries to hit on Milday and Sugaless.

if(getThingFlags(source) & 0x8){
  do her}
elseif(getThingFlags(source) & 0x4){
  do other babe}
else{
  do a dude}

*giggles as Milady and Sugarless hit the crap out of Ruthven