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I finally got some action.....tell me about yours....
2006-06-10, 7:17 PM #1
Please note, the subject of this thread may be unsuitable for children under the age of 16.

If you are under the age of 16, get the **** out of my thread.
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So I was at this wicked party last night.

Anyways, to get to the good stuff, we played a fun little game.

I forgot what it was called, it was similar to truth or dare except it was just dares.


I was dared to french 2 different chicks, and I did.

It was some good stuff.


And since I love interactivity, post the craziest thing you have ever done with a person of the opposite sex at a party.
"Oh my god. That just made me want to start cutting" - Aglar
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2006-06-10, 7:30 PM #2
I can't wait to see where this topic goes, if anywhere.

Anyway, I get a lot more action than I'd expect considering I'm completely clean and don't go to any parties.

[edit]And as far as crazy things go, a gentleman doesn't kiss (among other things) and tell.
2006-06-10, 7:32 PM #3
Umm, I held my girlfriend in my lap... Thats all with another person. I smoked my first cigar last night, however. :)
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2006-06-10, 7:36 PM #4
Craziest thing I've ever done with a member of the opposite sex at a party?

Borrowed the host's parent's bedroom of course.
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2006-06-10, 8:00 PM #5
All of the craziest things I've done with anyone at any party have all been things I can barely remember. I don't even know if they're my own memories, or stories someone else told me, that's how vague a lot of my party days are.

Now the craziest thing I do at other parties is... wait, my girlfriend. Sweet! I get action at parties!
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2006-06-10, 8:10 PM #6
I gave a girl a lapdance once.
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2006-06-10, 8:10 PM #7
I've hugged girls. Quite a few girls actually.
2006-06-10, 8:11 PM #8
I can't really get into the best stuff. Far too inappropriate for a place like this. But there are countless things like body shots, dirty dancing etc.
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2006-06-10, 8:19 PM #9
I went to a few parties my freshman year, but the only crazy thing I would do was with a member of the same sex. My friend and I made out, then while the guys were distracted, we snuck away to their kitchen. There we stole a block of cheese and a full thing of ketchup. It seemed like a good idea at the time.

Actually...wait. I guess my guy friend of mine and me wore bras outside of our shirts and ran around the house. But that wasn't a party...but it did include alcohol (obviously.)
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2006-06-10, 8:20 PM #10
Had sex?
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2006-06-10, 8:43 PM #11
Wow, some of you guys are pretty sad. :P "Like dude man, last night I totally frenched these two girls" Are you in the 8th grade or something?
2006-06-10, 8:44 PM #12
Originally posted by matrixhacker:
Are you in the 8th grade or something?


11th
"Oh my god. That just made me want to start cutting" - Aglar
"Why do people from ALL OVER NORTH AMERICA keep asking about CATS?" - Steven, 4/1/2009
2006-06-10, 8:47 PM #13
What is sad.... is that you attempted to hack the matrix


fool!
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2006-06-10, 8:53 PM #14
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2006-06-10, 9:02 PM #15
Last I checked, "Frenching" is not synonymous with "getting action".

However, I have indeed french kissed a girl at a party before.

I'm not really much of a partier.
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2006-06-10, 9:04 PM #16
I've kissed a couple girls before, and I don't particularly plan on going much futher than that before marriage.

So thus, I haven't done any crazy stuff at any parties, etc etc.
2006-06-10, 9:12 PM #17
Whenever I consume alcohol, I regularly suck face with multiple women, flash my big mantitties, and romp around scantily clad.
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2006-06-10, 9:12 PM #18
Ahahahaha, high school parties. Wait until college where the alcohol flows like water. That's when crazy stuff happens, like two really drunk people having sex in the hallway of your house, or on the couch in your TV room in total disregard to everyone who's walking by.
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2006-06-10, 9:14 PM #19
OMG GUYS I SAW A GIRL ONCE AND OMG :psyduck:
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2006-06-10, 9:18 PM #20
You guys suck, you know that?

:gbk:
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2006-06-10, 9:18 PM #21
Noez! Say it ain't soez!
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2006-06-10, 9:22 PM #22
Originally posted by MBeggar:
OMG GUYS I SAW A GIRL ONCE AND OMG :psyduck:



I talked to a girl like 20 mintues ago, and we're going to be drinking beer later tonight!
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2006-06-10, 9:35 PM #23
Real girls don't drink beer. You sure this isn't a post-surgery man?
the idiot is the person who follows the idiot and your not following me your insulting me your following the path of a idiot so that makes you the idiot - LC Tusken
2006-06-10, 9:52 PM #24
[QUOTE=Cool Matty]I've kissed a couple girls before, and I don't particularly plan on going much futher than that before marriage.

So thus, I haven't done any crazy stuff at any parties, etc etc.[/QUOTE]

We're in the same boat. 1st base, and perhaps a little beyond (i.e. touching), is good enough for me until I get married.

See, people nowdays throw it all away when they're young and careless, and it makes marriage much less sacred. That's my opinion.
2006-06-10, 10:05 PM #25
Yeah, totally. I never go very far.

And by "never" I mean "wouldn't even if I had a remote chance, partly because I'd be so awkward"
Ban Jin!
Nobody really needs work when you have awesome. - xhuxus
2006-06-10, 10:11 PM #26
That will, hopesully, pass with time.
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2006-06-10, 10:35 PM #27
Originally posted by SMOCK!:
You guys suck, you know that?

If it gets cold enough.
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2006-06-10, 10:36 PM #28
Hey, I remember when I frenched....my toast!!
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2006-06-10, 11:34 PM #29
Originally posted by Wolfy:
Real girls don't drink beer. You sure this isn't a post-surgery man?

You hang around the wrong girls. =P
2006-06-11, 12:09 AM #30
One time, I totally high-fived a chick.

It was awesome.
2006-06-11, 12:12 AM #31
I had so good time in Sweden few years back, I even interacted with more girls than ever in Finland. Then again I stated their language sounds like gibberish and asked some to take pictures of their breasts (it succeeded once) and got slapped and hit so many times. Good times.
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2006-06-11, 12:28 AM #32
This reminds me of something I once read about a conservative friend of mine...
"Slamshut: Lieter told a chick he voted for Clinton just so she'd make out with him!
Lieter: Hey! That is completely untrue!
Lieter: ...
Lieter: Ok, maybe not completely. :("

I once injected heroin into my girlfriend's eyeballs and drank absinthe out of her *****.

-I once snorted cocaine off my best friend's ****. Do you know what that stuff will do to a guy's ****?
2006-06-11, 1:48 AM #33
Nailed a chick on a bathroom counter in the midst of a party once...
"Guns don't kill people, I kill people."
2006-06-11, 1:53 AM #34
Originally posted by Darth:
You hang around the wrong girls. =P


Damn straight.
Pissed Off?
2006-06-11, 2:01 AM #35
Originally posted by Darth:
You hang around the wrong girls. =P


Ones without beer bellies?
"Guns don't kill people, I kill people."
2006-06-11, 2:02 AM #36
Shocking as it may seem, there are girls who drink beer who don't have beer bellies.
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2006-06-11, 2:04 AM #37
omg
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2006-06-11, 2:10 AM #38
I've not seen any...
"Guns don't kill people, I kill people."
2006-06-11, 2:14 AM #39
[QUOTE=Cool Matty]I've kissed a couple girls before, and I don't particularly plan on going much futher than that before marriage.

So thus, I haven't done any crazy stuff at any parties, etc etc.[/QUOTE]

So you just show up to the car dealership, pick out a car and say "I'll take it!" while the salesman, thinking you are the dream customer, just has to ask "dont you want to test drive" and you retort "nope, I'll commit to it first and just assume everything will work out fine!"
"Guns don't kill people, I kill people."
2006-06-11, 2:17 AM #40
Well said.
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