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I finally got some action.....tell me about yours....
2006-06-11, 6:12 PM #81
And the people vote you off the throne. Aren't you 15 as well, petmc? :P
DO NOT WANT.
2006-06-11, 6:23 PM #82
If sex is the most intimate physical/whatever else you want to say about it moment between 2 people, why not multiple intimate relationships before getting married? I dont mean like be a pimp or anything im being completely serious. If you look at it the way that you are I dont see why you wouldnt want to have more good relationships?
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2006-06-11, 6:30 PM #83
Originally posted by Zell:
And the people vote you off the throne. Aren't you 15 as well, petmc? :P


16 :cool:
"Oh my god. That just made me want to start cutting" - Aglar
"Why do people from ALL OVER NORTH AMERICA keep asking about CATS?" - Steven, 4/1/2009
2006-06-11, 6:35 PM #84
Originally posted by genk:
I got a girl's number today, and she called me allready, haha screw all you lonely people


Umm, she's a psychiatrist. She's paid to keep in touch with you, and help you.

It's ok though, you'll get better.
"Guns don't kill people, I kill people."
2006-06-11, 6:58 PM #85
LOL LOL LOL :v:
Code:
if(getThingFlags(source) & 0x8){
  do her}
elseif(getThingFlags(source) & 0x4){
  do other babe}
else{
  do a dude}
2006-06-11, 7:54 PM #86
Originally posted by KOP_Snake:
That's rich. If you value sex in a relation ship, you're insane.


If you really think so, you have another thing coming. Trust me.
幻術
2006-06-11, 8:06 PM #87
Originally posted by genk:
I got a girl's number today, and she called me allready, haha screw all you lonely people


YOU ARE AN EMO AND THAT'S THE ONLY REASON THEY LOVE YOU.

God Dammit.
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2006-06-11, 8:06 PM #88
I have made it with a woman!

inform the crew!
Code:
if(getThingFlags(source) & 0x8){
  do her}
elseif(getThingFlags(source) & 0x4){
  do other babe}
else{
  do a dude}
2006-06-11, 8:08 PM #89
Originally posted by Koobie:
If you really think so, you have another thing coming. Trust me.


I think he was trying to state what the other's statement implied.
the idiot is the person who follows the idiot and your not following me your insulting me your following the path of a idiot so that makes you the idiot - LC Tusken
2006-06-11, 8:12 PM #90
Originally posted by petmc20:
16 :cool:


Congratulations. I've got 15 days until I'm 16 as well.
DO NOT WANT.
2006-06-11, 8:17 PM #91
Originally posted by Wolfy:
I think he was trying to state what the other's statement implied.

'Implied, Wolfy, or 'implode'...?
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2006-06-11, 8:17 PM #92
Ah, I see. All this talk about sex is making me confused and disorientated. Or maybe it's just that it's 5 AM.
幻術
2006-06-11, 8:49 PM #93
Originally posted by Koobie:
Ah, I see. All this talk about sex is making me confused and disorientated. Or maybe it's just that it's 5 AM.


No, its just your last hit of smack wearing off. :v:
Got a permanent feather in my cap;
Got a stretch to my stride;
a stroll to my step;
2006-06-11, 8:54 PM #94
i'm a serial rapist, does that count as action?
2006-06-11, 9:16 PM #95
Originally posted by Ruthven:
I have made it with a woman!

inform the crew!

One of the best Futurama references I remember ever seeing.

Nicely done, Ruthven.
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2006-06-11, 9:25 PM #96
Some day someone will invent a pill that triggers the sexual hormone even better than sex, does and the human race will die off. :P
2006-06-11, 9:41 PM #97
Originally posted by Jepman:
Craziest thing I've ever done with a member of the opposite sex at a party?

Borrowed the host's parent's bedroom of course.

I hope jepwoman doesn't look at this forum... unless.........

...Sorry, just couldn't resist.
"You're only supposed to blow the bloody doors off!" Anyone who recognizes this quote is awsome.
2006-06-11, 10:33 PM #98
I take it you don't know about end of the Jepcoupling.
Pissed Off?
2006-06-11, 10:47 PM #99
Midget porn can end any relationship...
SnailIracing:n(500tpostshpereline)pants
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2006-06-11, 10:50 PM #100
Originally posted by Echoman:
Midget porn can end any relationship...


Wait....

JediKirby did what?
"Guns don't kill people, I kill people."
2006-06-11, 11:28 PM #101
Originally posted by KOP_Snake:
Wait....

JediKirby did what?


http://forums.massassi.net/vb3/showthread.php?t=41271

Scroll down.
SnailIracing:n(500tpostshpereline)pants
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2006-06-12, 2:59 AM #102
this thread should be deleted before it becomes exploited in like maxim or something... petmc your pathetic man.
2006-06-12, 3:55 AM #103
What is this action of which you speak?

:(
Hey, Blue? I'm loving the things you do. From the very first time, the fight you fight for will always be mine.
2006-06-12, 4:19 AM #104
I had a threesome with this girl and her bi-sexual friend, but to be fair the party was pretty much over. There was just some guy left passed out on the couch.

Sex is better left between 2 people. Although it was quite fun. :ninja:
2006-06-12, 9:50 AM #105
Originally posted by Zell:
Congratulations. I've got 15 days until I'm 16 as well.


I have to get that birthday comic ready
"Oh my god. That just made me want to start cutting" - Aglar
"Why do people from ALL OVER NORTH AMERICA keep asking about CATS?" - Steven, 4/1/2009
2006-06-12, 6:59 PM #106
LFG sex
Your skill in reading has increased by 1 point.
2006-06-12, 8:34 PM #107
[QUOTE=Double Helix]I hope jepwoman doesn't look at this forum... unless.........

...Sorry, just couldn't resist.[/QUOTE]


They broke up, but Jepman's posts are starting to make me wonder who broke it off.
2006-06-12, 8:36 PM #108
Also, webcams and microphones are awesome.
幻術
2006-06-12, 10:11 PM #109
Originally posted by petmc20:
I have to get that birthday comic ready


You do that and I will kill you. And anyone else who posts that comic. :P
DO NOT WANT.
2006-06-12, 11:10 PM #110
I boned your mom.
If you think the waiters are rude, you should see the manager.
2006-06-13, 12:02 AM #111
[QUOTE=Michael MacFarlane]I boned your mom.[/QUOTE]

I fooled around wit' yo dad.
Code:
if(getThingFlags(source) & 0x8){
  do her}
elseif(getThingFlags(source) & 0x4){
  do other babe}
else{
  do a dude}
2006-06-13, 6:40 AM #112
Originally posted by Ruthven:
I fooled around wit' yo dad.


You fooled around with a guy?
2006-06-13, 7:14 AM #113
Originally posted by Obi_Kwiet:
They broke up, but Jepman's posts are starting to make me wonder who broke it off.


Yes because you are a true master of human interaction, Mr. 90% of my social interaction happens through the internet.
Was cheated out of lions by happydud
Was cheated out of marriage by sugarless
2006-06-13, 7:18 AM #114
anal.
2006-06-13, 7:21 AM #115
Originally posted by Jepman:
Yes because you are a true master of human interaction, Mr. 90% of my social interaction happens through the internet.


OH BURNSAUCE :psyduck:
Was cheated out of lions by happydud
Was cheated out of marriage by sugarless
2006-06-13, 7:45 AM #116
quoting your own messages is the best thing in the internet.
2006-06-13, 7:56 AM #117
laughing at dorks is another.
"NAILFACE" - spe
2006-06-13, 7:56 AM #118
Originally posted by Seb:
laughing at dorks is another.


what he said.
"NAILFACE" - spe
2006-06-13, 7:58 AM #119
I'm considering raising the action on my guitar.
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2006-06-13, 8:02 AM #120
do eet. it sounds louder than flimsy low action

(was that a ploy to lure out the dork in me? if so it worked)
"NAILFACE" - spe
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