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I finally got some action.....tell me about yours....
2006-06-11, 2:20 AM #41
Originally posted by KOP_Snake:
So you just show up to the car dealership, pick out a car and say "I'll take it!" while the salesman, thinking you are the dream customer, just has to ask "dont you want to test drive" and you retort "nope, I'll commit to it first and just assume everything will work out fine!"

Some people want to get married for more than sex. Crazy as that may seem.

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2006-06-11, 3:02 AM #42
Originally posted by Greenboy:
Some people want to get married for more than sex. Crazy as that may seem.


Oh no sex certainly isnt the only thing to get married for, but for whom is it not a fairly big part of being married to someone.

(and I mean after they're married and able to go at it as often as they want. If YOU want to take the chance of being miserable in that facet of your life, go right for it.)
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2006-06-11, 7:01 AM #43
Originally posted by KOP_Snake:
Oh no sex certainly isnt the only thing to get married for, but for whom is it not a fairly big part of being married to someone.

Hmm... I'm gonna with 'the impotant', and 'sane people'.
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2006-06-11, 7:31 AM #44
Originally posted by KOP_Snake:
So you just show up to the car dealership, pick out a car and say "I'll take it!" while the salesman, thinking you are the dream customer, just has to ask "dont you want to test drive" and you retort "nope, I'll commit to it first and just assume everything will work out fine!"


I wasn't aware that people only married for sex. That sucks. I'd hate to be that selfish.

Having sex, in my opinion, is only secondary to the awesome relationship you get to have for the rest of your life with the woman who you not only love, but who loves you back. To me, that'd be far more important than making sure she was a beast in bed.
2006-06-11, 7:46 AM #45
Originally posted by Delphian:
We're in the same boat. 1st base, and perhaps a little beyond (i.e. touching), is good enough for me until I get married.

See, people nowdays throw it all away when they're young and careless, and it makes marriage much less sacred. That's my opinion.


Wtf. Why would ****ing before getting married make marriage less sacred? Last I checked marriage was not about sex?
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2006-06-11, 7:55 AM #46
Originally posted by Jepman:
Wtf. Why would ****ing before getting married make marriage less sacred? Last I checked marriage was not about sex?


Because sex is the most intimate moment you can have between 2 people?
2006-06-11, 7:56 AM #47
actually, that would be sharing syringes.
2006-06-11, 8:11 AM #48
[QUOTE=Mr. Stafford]actually, that would be sharing syringes.[/QUOTE]
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2006-06-11, 8:24 AM #49
Originally posted by Wolfy:
Real girls don't drink beer. You sure this isn't a post-surgery man?

I don't really respect a girl who can't drink beer. The only girls that don't drink beer are the ones who don't know how to party/socialize. They don't respect the fine taste of a good, well-made beer, and their only aim to drink is so they can get smashed and do whatever. Instead they throw down a few or 6 shots, get hammered while everyone is still chilling with their beers, and end up doing something stupid or get taken advantage of because they can't control themselves. Most have to hide their inability to go on the same level as everyone else and work their way up, have a few good conversations and meet some new people. Not to say that everyone else won't be at her level later on in the party, but girls who hate beer really don't know how to sit back and have a good time.
2006-06-11, 8:32 AM #50
Tastes, them silly tastes. I really care about my own tastes, I have to admit. :cool:
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2006-06-11, 8:39 AM #51
Beer is disgusting.
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2006-06-11, 8:53 AM #52
Quote:
Because sex is the most intimate moment you can have between 2 people?

I disagree. I've been having sex since I was 15 and I'm now 26. I've dated quite a few different types of girls. Some of them were mostly physical, others were puppy love, but when I finally settled down with a real woman (my girlfriend of 6 years), I can honestly say that although sex is great and can often bring you close, there are far more intimate moments in a relationship. The death of her grandmother, when my grandmother had a stroke, etc. There are things that happen in the lives of people who are involved in a serious relationship that can be far more intimate than sex. You folks need to quit putting the pu**y on a pedestal.
2006-06-11, 9:28 AM #53
I never thought french kissing was synonymous with action, but I guess it is much farther than I have come. Haha. That's sad.
2006-06-11, 10:23 AM #54
The smell of beer makes me ill.

And I like a woman who can kick my ***. Now that's intimacy.

That is all.
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2006-06-11, 10:47 AM #55
i;ve never done anything crazy at a party.

I'm a boring s*d.

When i had a gf I would make out with her if we were alone.

Otherwise, nothing.

Was at a party the other night. A girl poked me with a pirate sword to get my attention, and called me Soyer.

Then I got up and left.

:(
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2006-06-11, 10:49 AM #56
[QUOTE=Cool Matty]Having sex, in my opinion, is only secondary to the awesome relationship you get to have for the rest of your life with the woman who you not only love, but who loves you back. To me, that'd be far more important than making sure she was a beast in bed.[/QUOTE]


If sex becomes secondary in a relationship, that's a bad sign, especially if it's secondary for one person and not the other.
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2006-06-11, 10:50 AM #57
Originally posted by MentatMM:
I can honestly say that although sex is great and can often bring you close, there are far more intimate moments in a relationship.

I think Cool Matty meant that it's the most physical intimate moment you can share with another person, and that it's something that should be respected and private.

And KOP_Snake: Uh, wow. Good job comparing women to a used car dealership. Uh, yeah.
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2006-06-11, 11:00 AM #58
Originally posted by MentatMM:
There are things that happen in the lives of people who are involved in a serious relationship that can be far more intimate than sex. You folks need to quit putting the pu**y on a pedestal.

That's probably the difference between people who had sex from an early age and the people who chose not to/couldn't get any. The former tend to think less of it, while the latter make it more important.

Personally, the 'action' I get happens after a night out in town. There's a club there that's especially famous for having...well, someone for everyone, shall we say? I think every city has at least one :P The whole place is full of drunk girls by the end of the night.

Just to point out, however, that I haven't had sex with a girl. I'm not especially saving the moment for marriage, but at least until I'm in a committed relationship.
2006-06-11, 11:04 AM #59
I almost had it with two chicks, but then one of them got sick and the other went into "mother" mode and went with her. I don't even know if I got their names, 'cause I was near stumbling drunk at the time. :gbk:
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2006-06-11, 11:21 AM #60
Wait, I've been with 2 at once! On a bus, no less. With my current girlfriend, and the other girl who liked me. Wow, I'm a pimp! I didn't even remember that until I read your post.
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2006-06-11, 11:28 AM #61
Originally posted by JediKirby:
Wait, I've been with 2 at once! On a bus, no less. With my current girlfriend, and the other girl who liked me. Wow, I'm a pimp! I didn't even remember that until I read your post.



My hat is off to you, sir. ;)
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2006-06-11, 11:43 AM #62
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2006-06-11, 12:01 PM #63
Squawk!
2006-06-11, 12:54 PM #64
You don't own any thread on here, and have no right to tell anyone where to post.

Furthermore, this thread sucks. I only posted because "OMG DIS MY THREAD GET OUT" annoys the piss out of me. This is a public forum, you don't own jack.

Next thing you know you'll be saying black people and jews can't use the internet anymore.

You racist nazi hitler lover.

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2006-06-11, 1:02 PM #65
Originally posted by Rob:
Next thing you know you'll be saying black people and jews can't use the internet anymore.

You racist nazi hitler lover.

Any ZOG fearing American would tell you what you just said doesn't make sense; how could you stop jews from using the internet when they own the internet?
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2006-06-11, 1:36 PM #66
What would you do with a million dollars?

I'll tell you what I'd do.....two chicks at the same time

Hell, I don't need a million dollars, I can just hang out with kirby :rolleyes:
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2006-06-11, 1:40 PM #67
Originally posted by Whelly:
And KOP_Snake: Uh, wow. Good job comparing women to a used car dealership. Uh, yeah.


Show me one point in that post where I made the car dealership a gender specific thing (other than it was in response to a guy...)

Originally posted by Spork:
Hmm... I'm gonna with 'the impotant', and 'sane people'.


That's rich. If you value sex in a relation ship, you're insane.

Originally posted by Coolmatty:
I wasn't aware that people only married for sex. That sucks. I'd hate to be that selfish.


Well I'm sure there people who do marry for only sex, but I havent seen anyone say that they were one of them in this thread...

Originally posted by Coolmatty:
Having sex, in my opinion, is only secondary to the awesome relationship you get to have for the rest of your life with the woman who you not only love, but who loves you back. To me, that'd be far more important than making sure she was a beast in bed.


Unless you are pretty damn lucky, you'll wake up one day after 10-15 years of marriage and realize that the person next to you is not the same person you married. Who here acts the same way around the family they grew up with as they do with someone they'd really want to like them?
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2006-06-11, 1:47 PM #68
you people worry too much about silly things. sex is a part of life. morals and whatnot depend on your upbringing and choices in life. making it taboo is even worst.

you lot would seriously die if you ever had to work in construction/music oriented areas. sex is just part of the deal. and i don't mean rampant orgies, i just mean in a general idea.
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2006-06-11, 2:09 PM #69
Originally posted by matrixhacker:
[ I've never seen girls drink mixed drinks or malt beers before, because the only thing other than beer is straight liquor, it seems ]


Uh. What?
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2006-06-11, 2:54 PM #70
Originally posted by Ruthven:

Was at a party the other night. A girl poked me with a pirate sword to get my attention, and called me Soyer.

Then I got up and left.

:(


That was the funniest thing I've read all day.
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2006-06-11, 3:07 PM #71
slept with a girl, has happend numerous times, house parties with empty bedrooms are key
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2006-06-11, 3:08 PM #72
Ya, because she obviously wanted to be poked by Ruthy's sword. ;)
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2006-06-11, 3:09 PM #73
:psyduck: ON3 TYME EY HAD SEX WIT A EXZKIMO! :psyduck:
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2006-06-11, 3:11 PM #74
hear hear bro, well put, give this man a brew
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2006-06-11, 3:13 PM #75
[QUOTE=Victor Van Dort]:psyduck: ON3 TYME EY HAD SEX WIT A EXZKIMO! :psyduck:[/QUOTE]
Is that anything like an eskimo, perhaps? And I didn't know you could have sex with an EXZKIMO (assuming that means eskimo) because I thought they lived in those parkas. They aren't genetically fused with their bodies after several generations of never taking them off?

Yes, I know EXZKIMO = eskimo, I was being a sarcastic ***.
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2006-06-11, 3:42 PM #76
Originally posted by Zloc_Vergo:
that


Can't you read? Get the **** out of my thread
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2006-06-11, 3:46 PM #77
Can you french a French chick? She's already french...
2006-06-11, 3:53 PM #78
Originally posted by Anovis:
Can you french a French chick? She's already french...


Yea you could, but she'd just call it "kissing"
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2006-06-11, 5:57 PM #79
Originally posted by petmc20:
Can't you read? Get the **** out of my thread


It's the peoples thread.
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2006-06-11, 6:10 PM #80
I got a girl's number today, and she called me allready, haha screw all you lonely people
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