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Guys, Sexual Question........Discalimer: somewhat descriptive
2006-07-06, 10:14 PM #1
I really apologize if this grosses people out, so please skip if your not interested


So here it is guys:

So I have been a pretty sexually active guy for the last 5 years. I dont ask my partners to get tested, but they've all been pretty clean cut 17-21 year olds. So right now I have a girlfriend and I'd say were pretty active in that area. Over the past few months though, I've been having a bit of a problem. Sometimes we go at it about 5 - 10 times within a week, sometimes more than once in a night.

Anyways, Ive been noticing that the times when we do it a lot and you know what I do alot...One of my little guys (I have two) gets pretty sore a few hours after, and presists for a day or two. When we slow down to 1 or 2 times a week, or even a fews weeks apart, Im fine, but when I...Go...often, the guy on the right gets sore. I have a very hard time believing its an STD since I really havent had that many partners, and most of them were first timers.


Anyone else had experience with this? Should I get tested? Is the guy getting sore just like any other part of my body does when I use it too much??


Any thoughts would be appreciated
2006-07-06, 10:17 PM #2
I thought 2 wangs for a moment.. *shudder*

talk to your doctor?
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2006-07-06, 10:21 PM #3
Originally posted by genk:
I thought 2 wangs for a moment.. *shudder*

talk to your doctor?

I would but everytime you call to make an apointment, the lady always asks

- "And whats this regarding"
2006-07-06, 10:25 PM #4
The simple solution is to scale back on the doing it. Doing more than once a night with out much of a break will cause that.
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2006-07-06, 10:25 PM #5
Honestly you could've bruised it, while.. you know.. gettin it done. If not, feel for any lumps, or growths on either of your testicles. I went for 2 weeks thinking I had testicular cancer, becauser I had a lump on the back of both of my testicles. Turns out they were both my epididymeses. ;)
2006-07-06, 10:34 PM #6
Quote:
Sometimes we go at it about 5 - 10 times within a week, sometimes more than once in a night.


Cool.
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2006-07-06, 10:39 PM #7
Well, it sounds kinda like blue balls, but that's different.

You're just doin' it too much. Way too much. 10 times a week? WTF?! You should be happy your shlong hasn't withered up and fallen off yet. :v:
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2006-07-06, 10:44 PM #8
[QUOTE=Unknown User]I would but everytime you call to make an apointment, the lady always asks

- "And whats this regarding"[/QUOTE]

You can publish your problems on line for the world to see with a relatively easy method of finding out who you are in real life, and you can bang 20 some chicks but you CAN'T tell one more that you're having sexual side-effects that may or may not be linked to a STI? That's pathetic.
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2006-07-06, 10:47 PM #9
Originally posted by JediKirby:
You can publish your problems on line for the world to see with a relatively easy method of finding out who you are in real life, and you can bang 20 some chicks but you CAN'T tell one more that you're having sexual side-effects that may or may not be linked to a STI? That's pathetic.


I would but everytime you call to make an apointment, the lady always asks

- "And whats this regarding"

"Well after I blow a bunch of loads inside my girlfriend, my right testicle gets sore"

- "...."
2006-07-06, 10:49 PM #10
"I'm having testical pains after intercourse, and I'd like to make sure it isn't viral."
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2006-07-06, 10:50 PM #11
I like the way ZoSo phrased it better. Yes, you should definitely put it that way when making an appointment.
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2006-07-06, 10:51 PM #12
Oh, if you can say that straight faced on the phone, I have to agree with freelancer.
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2006-07-06, 10:51 PM #13
You don't have to be that specific. Just mention that you've got some testicular pain.

And btw, not to sound callous, but this thread is incredibly funny.
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2006-07-06, 11:05 PM #14
<3 google and wikipedia.

"Testicular torsion and acute epididymitis or epididymo-orchitis are the most common causes of an acute scrotal pain."

testicular torsion
epididymitis

...but you're probably just lacking in self-control. Any man will tell you that it hurts if you do it 10 times a frickin' week. Just slow down. Problem solved. :eek: Oh, btw, it sounds like if you're not deathly ill by now, it's not torsion. ;) Unless the pain is chronic, I wouldn't worry about it at all. If it is chronic (as in, just ****ing stop for like a week and see if it stops hurting), then yeah, see a doc.
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2006-07-06, 11:06 PM #15
Muscle fatigue. I'm serious! If you're going at it THAT much, that's a lot of work for a muscle(s) that aren't used that much.

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2006-07-06, 11:14 PM #16
I absolutely don't want to brag, but I've had some periods where I did it 3 times a day without any ill effects whatsoever.

I only have pain in my testicles when I do it for the first time in a very long time.

Just go see the doctor.
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2006-07-06, 11:17 PM #17
Originally posted by Freelancer:
<3 google and wikipedia.

"Testicular torsion and acute epididymitis or epididymo-orchitis are the most common causes of an acute scrotal pain."

testicular torsion
epididymitis

...but you're probably just lacking in self-control. Any man will tell you that it hurts if you do it 10 times a frickin' week. Just slow down. Problem solved. :eek: Oh, btw, it sounds like if you're not deathly ill by now, it's not torsion. ;) Unless the pain is chronic, I wouldn't worry about it at all. If it is chronic (as in, just ****ing stop for like a week and see if it stops hurting), then yeah, see a doc.

I bet you google "testes" a lot.
2006-07-06, 11:20 PM #18
Originally posted by ORJ_JoS:
I absolutely don't want to brag, but I've had some periods where I did it 3 times a day without any ill effects whatsoever.


That's because you're European and all that free-to-air porn on the TV is good training.
2006-07-07, 12:01 AM #19
The Venture Brothers may be onto something:
http://www.scrotalsafetycommission.com/ (WARNING: contains a drawing depicting male anatomy).
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2006-07-07, 12:03 AM #20
I guess seeing the doctor would be one step. It would be kinda silly to not go because some lady asks "what is this regarding".

Then again, I answered that question and got an urologist appointment for August. Neat. Maybe.
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2006-07-07, 1:15 AM #21
the answer to this question is simple. YOU just aren't a sex machine.
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2006-07-07, 1:16 AM #22
This thread was nothing but an excuse to brag to a bunch of nerds about how you get to touch girl parts.
2006-07-07, 2:24 AM #23
maaaan,

i wish _I_ were having so much sex that my balls hurt...
2006-07-07, 4:37 AM #24
Why do people always ask medical questions on Massassi? Go get a doctor to examine your jolly bags, not a bunch of nerds.
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2006-07-07, 4:56 AM #25
bag... he should only have one
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2006-07-07, 5:04 AM #26
Originally posted by DrkJedi82:
bag... he should only have one


Unless his sexual problem is more serious than he thought...

Haha, I need to not post when I've just woken up.
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2006-07-07, 5:11 AM #27
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2006-07-07, 6:28 AM #28
[QUOTE=Unknown User]I would but everytime you call to make an apointment, the lady always asks

- "And whats this regarding"[/QUOTE]
Just say it's a personal matter. Ends that topic right there.
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2006-07-07, 7:23 AM #29
[QUOTE=Unknown User]I have a very hard time believing its an STD since I really havent had that many partners, and most of them were first timers.[/QUOTE]

And of course, it's impossible to get an STD from someone who hasn't had sex before. :rolleyes:
2006-07-07, 7:47 AM #30
I'll jump on the bandwagon and say you're doing it too much, and I'll refrain from posting my reasoning.



ok, 3 times daily for 5 days straight doesn't work out very well.
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2006-07-07, 8:21 AM #31
you can get thrush from a woman very easily, which is a natural infection they get somtimes.

Even systitus. (sp)

5-10 times a week shouldnt be a problem.

anyway...

Go do something productive and quit thinking with your di**.
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2006-07-07, 8:42 AM #32
Frequency of sexual activity really shouldn't be a problem for a healthy young male, but I guess bruising or something like that could be a possibility.

I don't know what all the other posters are all about, but there's no reason for you to not be having sex... rather often. At least as far as health concerns go... If you are getting bruised it's not because you had intercourse too many times :P

Anyways, we're not doctors, so I'd get that pain checked out. But trust me, your girlfriend isn't going to ride you out of good health:P
2006-07-07, 9:19 AM #33
I dont think it is anything abnormal. I have experienced this too with my girlfriend. The second time around, waiting an hour or two in between, is always painful for some reason :\
2006-07-07, 9:40 AM #34
EWWWW, GROSS. [/size]
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2006-07-07, 10:36 AM #35
its not that big a deal i dont think. i used to get something similar every once in a while, but yours sounds like something different. everyones right, cut back on teh sex, and talk to a doctor. just hope its a hot girl doctor playing with your sack.


every so often, when i have particularly great sex, my balls ache for a few hours. its unpleasant but manageable...
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2006-07-08, 3:25 PM #36
Try for quality instead of quantity. :ninja:
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2006-07-08, 4:43 PM #37
There is lots of wisdom in that statement.
Pissed Off?
2006-07-08, 10:38 PM #38
Originally posted by Tracer:
Cool.


Mmmmmm I love you Tracer.

Hot damn I laughed out loud about 5 or 6 times while reading this thread, you guys are hilarious :D.
2006-07-09, 12:15 AM #39
Having sex ten times a day won't be like your giving her ten inches of wang, because at the end of the day your penis is still only one inch. :v:
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2006-07-09, 12:24 AM #40
Man, with that much sex, I'd be more worried about the chick's ability to walk than anything else.
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