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Guys, Sexual Question........Discalimer: somewhat descriptive
2006-07-09, 5:22 PM #41
Well, I started cutting back and it seemd to be helping. I also noticed the sex is much better the longer you wait.

Thanks for the thoughts though
2006-07-09, 6:08 PM #42
That's because your soldiers have more time to gather ammunition.

>_>
nope.
2006-07-09, 6:17 PM #43
I learned more about Sex in this thread then 4 years of Sex Ed...

WOW
2006-07-09, 6:58 PM #44
You know what's sad? He said he's learned more in this thread than Sex Ed. I've learned more from hanging out with my friends at a Christian school than I have in this thread.
I had a blog. It sucked.
2006-07-09, 6:59 PM #45
I learned more from personal experience and practice.
Pissed Off?
2006-07-09, 7:00 PM #46
Originally posted by Avenger:
I learned more from personal experience and practice.


Lot of alone time?
Epstein didn't kill himself.
2006-07-09, 7:02 PM #47
There's always that, and it doesn't hurt. Practice with a girl is a lot more fun though. :D
Pissed Off?
2006-07-09, 7:04 PM #48
Well, porn is a good resource for learning this stuff as well..

>.>
I had a blog. It sucked.
2006-07-09, 7:09 PM #49
Yep. That's exactly what having sex is like.
Pissed Off?
2006-07-09, 7:11 PM #50
OH OH OH GOD! **** ME! **** ME! OH, I'M A SLUT! OH OH OH! [/color]

EXACTLY like real sex.
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2006-07-09, 7:39 PM #51
in a prefect world.
2006-07-09, 7:43 PM #52
Cazor, not everyone lives in your crazed myspace fantasy world :v:
2006-07-09, 8:06 PM #53
Originally posted by JediKirby:
EXACTLY like real sex.

You..You mean they don't all moan and shout like that? :P
I had a blog. It sucked.
2006-07-09, 8:16 PM #54
Ok guys, now that his issue is resolved... I also have a question that I uhh think some other people might like answered.

Right, well, is it true that if you don't use it, you lose it? :ninja:
2006-07-09, 8:43 PM #55
yes. The pringles commercial song would be good here. "Once you pop the fun don't stop"

It falls off if you stop for more than a week.
I had a blog. It sucked.
2006-07-09, 11:32 PM #56
Originally posted by Zloc_Vergo:
yes. The pringles commercial song would be good here. "Once you pop the fun don't stop"

It falls off if you stop for more than a week.


Actually. At the begining of the year I made it three entire months. And after the two week period of clean hands you become less dependent on it.
My blawgh.
2006-07-09, 11:35 PM #57
Originally posted by Zloc_Vergo:
You..You mean they don't all moan and shout like that? :P


Only if you're talented in the sack.
Pissed Off?
2006-07-10, 9:44 AM #58
EVEN if you're talented in the sack. I'm sorry, but a girl who screams '**** yeah, **** yeah!' is quite obviously faking it.
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2006-07-10, 11:10 AM #59
Oh I know. Just very dry humor.
Pissed Off?
2006-07-10, 11:22 AM #60
Originally posted by SavageX378:
Man, with that much sex, I'd be more worried about the chick's ability to walk than anything else.


I wouldn't.

ZINNG
2006-07-10, 1:33 PM #61
Originally posted by Zloc_Vergo:
It falls off if you stop for more than a week.


Thank god, I'm safe.
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2006-07-11, 8:44 PM #62
Hey...I'm silent killer's GF..and he just told me about this lil forum...so yeah
my answer...


Okay first of all...its probably not STD's...but i'm sure u wud know if you have it if your gf has an STD, which must be Gonorrhea, if any other...becuz thats one of the common STD's that fit ur symptoms. Usually STD symptoms include itching and burning of the "rod" ...becuz it is the one that goes in, not ur twins. Hmm...now if u haf gone under...i'm also sure ur mouth wud be full of sores if ur gf had it, so you probably didn't get it from her.


2nd of all...its probably from 5-10 times of doing it /week....5 is okay...but 10 is really cutting it.
I remember going for 4 in one day...and the next day i dont' think my bf cud walk haha...and personally i don't think its all that good...the best sex comes from fewer sex really
+ITS PAINFUL FOR ME TOO...i mean eventually my juices were not enuf HAHAH :eek:

-one reason for ur pain is probably becuz when u finish--> there is a cord/ muslce that attatches ur twins to ur body, which pulls it up tight to ur body (sqeeeze)....now if the case is 5-10 times a weeks...that is probably why ur experiencing pain.


-another is mayb ur just banging too much...slow it down...haf sum intimate sex :)


That's about it...
if ur worried check a Gynecologist...or even family doctor...they are understanding.


Thats it :) :)

oh and...sex is good
\(='_'=)/
2006-07-11, 8:48 PM #63
Why would he check with a gynecologist?
2006-07-11, 8:49 PM #64
Originally posted by silent_killa:
if ur worried check a Gynecologist...or even family doctor...they are understanding.



I dont think a Gynecologist would be much help for him.

o.0
2006-07-11, 8:50 PM #65
(PS: Silent Killa's GF, if you're planning on posting here often [which can't be a good idea, this forum is evil] you should register you own account. I was wondering why in hell Silent Killa had a BF, before I noticed it wasn't him posting. :))
2006-07-11, 8:56 PM #66
[QUOTE=Vincent Valentine](PS: Silent Killa's GF, if you're planning on posting here often [which can't be a good idea, this forum is evil] you should register you own account. I was wondering why in hell Silent Killa had a BF, before I noticed it wasn't him posting. :))[/QUOTE]


GF...

gynecologist...i only said that cuz...he was worried..and if he is still worried..he shud see one?

hmm wait.. they are for women... :psyduck: :( :( :o

-go see a doctor then?

we all know men don't like doctors...
or maybe all doctors shud be women
\(='_'=)/
2006-07-11, 9:00 PM #67
GREAT post, haahaaaaaaaaaa. :) (the 1st one)
2006-07-11, 9:01 PM #68
Because gynecologists specialize in the vagina.
Pissed Off?
2006-07-11, 9:02 PM #69
I don't mind doctors... as long as they don't pull out the "glove".
The cake is a lie... THE CAKE IS A LIE!!!!!
2006-07-11, 9:04 PM #70
Originally posted by Avenger:
Because gynecologists specialize in the vagina.


no kidding
i kinda forgot i was referrin to a "him"...
\(='_'=)/
2006-07-11, 9:06 PM #71
Originally posted by Greenboy:
I dont think a Gynecologist would be much help for him.



Well, if hes worried about STDS, then that means his GF should check it out as well.
\(='_'=)/
2006-07-11, 9:06 PM #72
It's the right call for a girl. ;)

A guy would probably want to see a urologist.
Pissed Off?
2006-07-11, 9:07 PM #73
Originally posted by Avenger:
It's the right call for a girl. ;)

A guy would probably want to see a urologist.



GF:

yeah true...
\(='_'=)/
2006-07-11, 9:11 PM #74
Originally posted by Avenger:
Because gynecologists specialize in the vagina.


Just like me.
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2006-07-11, 9:14 PM #75
We aren't talking about animals, Wolfy. =)
2006-07-11, 9:28 PM #76
I forgot to mention that it has been scientifically proven that men with proportionally larger twins relative to their body (in terms of mass) are more likely to cheat...haaha
2006-07-11, 9:41 PM #77
That sounds like weird science to me.
2006-07-11, 9:54 PM #78
Friend who took "biology of sex" told me
2006-07-11, 10:49 PM #79
So if a man told you he had really small balls would you date him?

You may have a shot after all, Wolfy.
2006-07-11, 10:59 PM #80
Ouch, Wolfy's getting pounded tonight...


You know, after the fact that sounds kinda raunchy.
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