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Lesbian crisis
2006-07-20, 10:53 PM #1
You kept reading this in "Lebanon crisis." Then, you come here, thinking this might be something real. Well I got you, suckers!

Hahahaha and all that crap.
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2006-07-20, 10:53 PM #2
Aw, no lesbians :(
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2006-07-20, 10:54 PM #3
That was evil. I saw this thread thinking "oh great, I read it wrong again," but I had to do a double-take because it really did say lesbian crisis. :P
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2006-07-20, 10:59 PM #4
I WANT MY LESBIANS DAMNIT
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2006-07-20, 11:00 PM #5
Emon's making to many threads. :v:
2006-07-20, 11:00 PM #6
Where are the hot lesbians?
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2006-07-20, 11:22 PM #7
:v:
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2006-07-20, 11:29 PM #8
I read that as Lebanon crisis...
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2006-07-20, 11:41 PM #9
Less talk, more lesbians!
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2006-07-20, 11:54 PM #10
True love...
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2006-07-20, 11:58 PM #11
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2006-07-21, 12:02 AM #12
oh now, what the hell!?
2006-07-21, 12:06 AM #13
Mmmm... lesbians.
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2006-07-21, 1:40 PM #14
:psyduck: demands more lesbians.
幻術
2006-07-21, 1:57 PM #15
Originally posted by Koobie:
:psyduck: demands more lesbians.

[Please do not link to porn. -Vin]
[forgot about safesarch. didnt want to link porn - nitro]
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2006-07-21, 2:13 PM #16
Most guys forget that there are in fact lesbians who actually look like guys. Want to see some Rosie O'Donnell action? I didn't think so. Dudes should state that they like hot lesbians.
2006-07-21, 2:17 PM #17
dude. I read this as "Lebanon crisis"

Am I retarded?
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2006-07-21, 2:30 PM #18
Originally posted by JDKNITE188:
Most guys forget that there are in fact lesbians who actually look like guys. Want to see some Rosie O'Donnell action? I didn't think so. Dudes should state that they like hot lesbians.


Stop ruining the thread with facts, you jerk. :P
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2006-07-21, 2:31 PM #19
I am lesbian

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2006-07-21, 2:36 PM #20
Originally posted by GaMeRChIcK:
I am lesbian

-GC :cool:


I don't believe you. I demand proof! :P
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2006-07-21, 2:38 PM #21
Originally posted by CaptBevvil:
I don't believe you. I demand proof! :P

Oka okay i'm bisxeual! i'd liek threesome with a guy and girl!!1
2006-07-21, 2:38 PM #22
In before da lock, ;)
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2006-07-21, 2:43 PM #23
Originally posted by GaMeRChIcK:
Oka okay i'm bisxeual! i'd liek threesome with a guy and girl!!1


Meh, what girl isn't bi? My wife insists that every female is bi on some level... :ninja:
"The solution is simple."
2006-07-21, 2:44 PM #24
but i love the cock and the... kitten.
2006-07-21, 2:45 PM #25
that's cause women are just so much more attractive than men.
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2006-07-21, 2:50 PM #26
Originally posted by Sarn_Cadrill:
that's cause women are just so much more attractive than men.


Agreed. I haven't met a girl yet that hasn't admitted that there is nothing hotter then watching two girls kiss (make love, etc.) The ones that said they didn't think that was true were lying (and you could tell that they were AND were secretely fantasizing about it). I think a lot of it has to do with the times we live in. I'm starting to think that we go through this cycle about every thousand years where we see an increase in the nymphotism in females.

Originally posted by GaMeRChIcK:
but i love the cock and the... kitten.


So does my wife. That's the point I was making. ;)
"The solution is simple."
2006-07-21, 2:58 PM #27
Originally posted by CaptBevvil:
Agreed. I haven't met a girl yet that hasn't admitted that there is nothing hotter then watching two girls kiss (make love, etc.) The ones that said they didn't think that was true were lying (and you could tell that they were AND were secretely fantasizing about it). I think a lot of it has to do with the times we live in. I'm starting to think that we go through this cycle about every thousand years where we see an increase in the nymphotism in females.

Sounds like a crisis... A... lesbian crisis, if you will.
If you choose not to decide, you still have made a choice.

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2006-07-21, 3:01 PM #28
Originally posted by Sarn_Cadrill:
Sounds like a crisis... A... lesbian crisis, if you will.


The inverse is probably more true...

...but taken from your point of view, it very well could be, but it's the best kind of crisis to have, IMHO. :D
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2006-07-21, 3:03 PM #29
What a coincidence, we were talking about 'sexual concentration' only yesterday!
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2006-07-21, 3:06 PM #30
Originally posted by Sarn_Cadrill:
that's cause women are just so much more attractive than men.

I beg to differ.

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2006-07-21, 3:07 PM #31
...I'm afraid I find that rather disgusting, Vin.

But to each his own.

[ok, I do have to admit I do find a few rare men attractive, but the thought of seeing them naked doesn't do anything for me]
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2006-07-21, 3:46 PM #32
OMG.
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幻術
2006-07-21, 4:15 PM #33
um...nitropenguin linked to porn. i'm not complaining, but as i recall, not G rated like massassi....
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2006-07-21, 4:17 PM #34
Only if safe search if off on your computer, you perv. :ninja:
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2006-07-21, 4:19 PM #35
Originally posted by GaMeRChIcK:
but i love the cock


For what reason haven't admins closed this thread? ROFL

2 guys kissing? EWWWW!!! GROSS!
2006-07-21, 4:23 PM #36
Vin, are you gay or some variation of it?
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2006-07-21, 4:26 PM #37
Um, pretty much. Where the hell have you been for the last 5 years?
2006-07-21, 4:32 PM #38
[QUOTE=Vincent Valentine]Um, pretty much. Where the hell have you been for the last 5 years?[/QUOTE]
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2006-07-21, 4:36 PM #39
[QUOTE=Vincent Valentine]Um, pretty much. Where the hell have you been for the last 5 years?[/QUOTE]
Oh, I don't really know much about various people on these forums. I just know that when we had the hot thread you posted a bunch of dudes.* So, uh...nice to get to know you better? :confused:


*that's not to say that straight people can't think guys are pretty. I can tell, there's just no attraction.
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2006-07-21, 4:37 PM #40
Okay.
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