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sex before marriage
2006-08-09, 7:24 AM #121
In this case, yes.
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2006-08-09, 7:33 AM #122
Fine, fine, you win that part of the debate.

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2006-08-09, 9:40 AM #123
Originally posted by Rob:
You'd like to think so, wouldn't you?

But that doesn't add up at all.

Instinct > Insititution.

We're just animals, nothing more. Nothing less.


Haha, well, you have fun with that. It's called beliefs and a moral system. I believe, strongly, in what I said. It's what I value.
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2006-08-09, 9:42 AM #124
generally though, i'm sure we're the only species on the planet that ****s their dead.
2006-08-09, 10:10 AM #125
[QUOTE=Mr. Stafford]generally though, i'm sure we're the only species on the planet that ****s their dead.[/QUOTE]

Wrong.
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2006-08-09, 10:12 AM #126
haha.

i'll try again.

generally though, i'm sure we're the only species on the planet that sacrifices people.
2006-08-09, 10:57 AM #127
Originally posted by Flirbnic:
Wrong.



Animal's can get kind of weirded out about sex sometimes. If they are alone or something, they'll start treating favorite toys as sex objects and things. But then animal's aren't terribly bright either. I don't think an animals think about it other than the fact that it wants to reproduce, and it's situations have confused it.
2006-08-09, 11:11 AM #128
Originally posted by Obi_Kwiet:
I don't think an animals think about it other than the fact that it wants to reproduce, and it's situations have confused it.


i think a lot of people are in the same bag.
2006-08-09, 11:14 AM #129
...in the same bag as a sexually confused animal? :confused:

I wouldn't want to be in there. :o
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2006-08-09, 11:21 AM #130
born to reproduce.... its situations have confused it.

thats all i mean, i dont think people are as far along as they like to think they are.
2006-08-09, 11:28 AM #131
I meant literally... in a bag... with a sexually confused animal... bah, nevermind.
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2006-08-09, 11:38 AM #132
i dunno... that might be kinda fun.


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2006-08-09, 12:14 PM #133
Originally posted by Roach:
Oh sweet jesus...

50:50? Women have a 28 day cycle. Of those 28 days, there are around 12 hours that a woman can have a child. Let's humor you a bit, and throw in the maximum length sperm can survive in the female body: 5 days. So of the 672 hours of the cycle, there is only a 120 hour window for a man to inject his sperm and hope that fertilization will happen. That's less than an 18% chance of the woman getting pregnant at any given time. That completely exludes the whole "how often the man has ejaculated before intercourse," "time of year," "tempurature," "mood," "quality of sex" factors (to name a few). Realistically, you'd have to have the grace of whatever god is listening to you to create a child after one attempt.



While that may be true scientifically... Nature proves its own way over and over again. Just because that's when it is 'supposed' to happen, doesn't mean it always works out that way. Women get pregnant even during times they shouldnt even be able to... Sometimes, life makes exceptions.
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2006-08-09, 12:17 PM #134
to be honest, i know **** all about biology but i dont believe a word of it, i just reckon the chances of it happening outweigh the stories of people ****ing without protection and the stories being "oh... she didnt get pregnant".
2006-08-09, 12:45 PM #135
A woman's cycle can be altered by so many different things that there's no way to pin point the exact time a woman is ovulating on a really consistance basis. That varies from woman to woman, because some are going to be a lot more regualr than others.
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2006-08-09, 12:51 PM #136
whoa, it's turned into a biology of female reproduction thread overnight!
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2006-08-09, 2:53 PM #137
Originally posted by KOP_AoEJedi:
While that may be true scientifically... Nature proves its own way over and over again. Just because that's when it is 'supposed' to happen, doesn't mean it always works out that way. Women get pregnant even during times they shouldnt even be able to... Sometimes, life makes exceptions.

I don't follow. Getting pregnant when she "shouldn't be able to?" Are you talking about a very specific time period of the month? Because I realize Aunt Flo doesn't come at exactly the same time every month, but there are only two options: she's (about to be) ovulating, or not. There is no grey ground. She can't just magically get pregnant.

Now then, Avenger, yes, I realize her cycle can be altered, I wasn't ever saying when that 12 hour window is, just that of the average 28 days, there is less than an 18% chance under the very best conditions for it to happen.
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2006-08-09, 3:23 PM #138
Originally posted by Freelancer:
Anyone who would claim sex before marriage is wrong is mentally unstable.


This, I'm sure, is your considered opinion as a professional in the field of psychology. You seem to have put a good deal of thought into it.
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2006-08-09, 3:51 PM #139
Sex is a very unimportant thing really. In a relationship, if sex takes up the majority of time and importance, its a bad relationship or unstable and will eventually crack.
Nothing to see here, move along.
2006-08-09, 4:11 PM #140
What, have you tried sex in order to label it "unimportant"?

Hell, have you even been in a relationship (other than the suicide girl) to know how it functions?
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2006-08-09, 4:12 PM #141
Sex can make or break a relationship. It reall depends. To say it's unimportant is not accurate in any sense.
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2006-08-09, 4:25 PM #142
Depends on the relationship and who's involved really. I mean, couples where either partner is paralised waist down for some reason or another aren't going to be having a very sex life, and yet you have several who still remain happily together. So it goes to show that it's not THE defining factor.

But I'm sure it's a pretty major part of a relationship, as we all have those urges and expect our partner to satisfy those. And of course both sides need to be content too.. and yeah, it's a whole dynamic of it's own. I suppose. (virgin)
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2006-08-09, 4:45 PM #143
[QUOTE=Pedro T Hutt]Depends on the relationship and who's involved really. I mean, couples where either partner is paralised waist down for some reason or another aren't going to be having a very sex life, and yet you have several who still remain happily together. So it goes to show that it's not THE defining factor.

But I'm sure it's a pretty major part of a relationship, as we all have those urges and expect our partner to satisfy those. And of course both sides need to be content too.. and yeah, it's a whole dynamic of it's own. I suppose. (virgin)[/QUOTE]

oral sex?
2006-08-09, 4:47 PM #144
[QUOTE=Pedro T Hutt]Depends on the relationship and who's involved really. I mean, couples where either partner is paralised waist down for some reason or another aren't going to be having a very sex life, and yet you have several who still remain happily together. So it goes to show that it's not THE defining factor.[/QUOTE]
Actually, crippled men are still able to have sex.

I'm going to agree with Avengers last statement.
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2006-08-09, 4:59 PM #145
Sex is important, but its not the most important thing of a relationship. When sex is the most important of a relation, thats when you know your relationship has gone bad.
Nothing to see here, move along.
2006-08-09, 5:05 PM #146
Gold, one of these days, you'll learn that women aren't good for anything else.
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2006-08-09, 5:26 PM #147
Originally posted by SF_GoldG_01:
Sex is important, but its not the most important thing of a relationship. When sex is the most important of a relation, thats when you know your relationship has gone bad.



I know what you're getting at, but if you're not intimate with someone when you're in a relationship with them, you're pretty much just friends. It's not the most important thing, but it's pretty important for a long term relationship.
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2006-08-09, 5:34 PM #148
Originally posted by Avenger:
I know what you're getting at, but if you're not intimate with someone when you're in a relationship with them, you're pretty much just friends. It's not the most important thing, but it's pretty important for a long term relationship.


translation: i dont know what i'm talking about.

what matters is that you take advantage of their bodies... lie and joke, so they give you all sorts of sex... whilst you search for the #1, this search involves doing loads of useless ****, like finding out a females name.

:P
2006-08-09, 5:45 PM #149
One of the more experienced members here said that sex is never better with other people, only different. Somehow I believe this. Its really not that hard to wait around for the right girl, all it takes is time, patience, and know alot of people.
Nothing to see here, move along.
2006-08-09, 5:52 PM #150
I can tell you right now, there are women whom I have found to be completely incompatible to my needs. "Different" doesn't mean "O.K."
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2006-08-09, 5:53 PM #151
I think you guys are all crazy eskimos is what I think
2006-08-09, 5:59 PM #152
"different" means they dont have a tight ****
2006-08-09, 6:27 PM #153
Originally posted by SF_GoldG_01:
One of the more experienced members here said that sex is never better with other people, only different. Somehow I believe this. Its really not that hard to wait around for the right girl, all it takes is time, patience, and know alot of people.



That's an opinion and only and opinion. Part of finding the right girl is finding one with a similar enough sexual appetite as your own. It would suck pretty bad if you find out that you want it 5 times a week and she only wants it twice a month.
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2006-08-09, 9:42 PM #154
Originally posted by Avenger:
I know what you're getting at, but if you're not intimate with someone when you're in a relationship with them, you're pretty much just friends. It's not the most important thing, but it's pretty important for a long term relationship.



So does that mean that my girlfriend of 3.5 years and me are pretty much just friends...? :confused:

Are you really saying that sex determines closeness in a relationship?
2006-08-09, 9:51 PM #155
Originally posted by Vornskr:
Are you really saying that sex determines closeness in a relationship?

I don't think that's what he's saying, but is pointing out that it's a very important factor.
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2006-08-09, 10:03 PM #156
Its also how much importance you put on the sexing. you NEVER want to make her think its only that you love about her.

because bad things can happen when she thinks that. very bad things
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2006-08-09, 10:42 PM #157
Originally posted by genk:
because bad things can happen when she thinks that. very bad things

Doesn't your girlfriend think you only like her for making out? Based on the amount of "omg my girlfriend is hot lol" I'd say she's right.
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2006-08-09, 10:44 PM #158
we broke up

DON'T YOU PAY ATTENTION TO THINGS I KEEP TELLING YOU REPEATEDLY THAT DOESN'T INVOLVE 'MAKING OUT'?

anyways, yea, girls rock, but think wrong things when you don't communicate enough to generate better understandings of each other.
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2006-08-09, 10:45 PM #159
If you're not constantly telling a girl she's smart, and beautiful on top of that, she's not happy. As soon as she hears that, she's happy for 5 minutes, then she realizes you said beautiful, and not hot. Then she wonders why you don't think she's hot. Then she thinks you do, and you're just hiding how shallow you are. Then you're sleeping on the couch for a week.
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2006-08-09, 10:52 PM #160
Originally posted by genk:
we broke up

DON'T YOU PAY ATTENTION TO THINGS I KEEP TELLING YOU REPEATEDLY THAT DOESN'T INVOLVE 'MAKING OUT'?

anyways, yea, girls rock, but think wrong things when you don't communicate enough to generate better understandings of each other.

That was only...two weeks? Three?
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