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So lets talk about Jepism
2006-10-03, 4:33 PM #41
So we just sit around and drink and praise females? Sounds like a saturday night. I'm in.
"If you watch television news, you will know less about the world than if you just drink gin straight out of the bottle."
--Garrison Keillor
2006-10-03, 4:34 PM #42
true, but I'm a voice major. Gots to watch the vocal chords and all that. :P
Fincham: Where are you going?
Me: I have no idea
Fincham: I meant where are you sitting. This wasn't an existential question.
2006-10-03, 4:34 PM #43
EVERY night is Saturday night in Jepism.
I had a blog. It sucked.
2006-10-03, 6:28 PM #44
Oh, I didn't know complete mongoloids could start cults.
:master::master::master:
2006-10-03, 6:31 PM #45
I hope this is one of those cults that has one of those super-fun Nike and punch parties.
2006-10-03, 6:43 PM #46
Revised rule....


Morning wood should be considered mandatory. If you wake up without your 'lead singer' you have two options. Option one, you can pray to Jepman for forgiveness or Option two....you're a girl and it doesn't matter. (Attractive) Women can be forgiven for everything except morning talk shows and purses.

The obvious medical reason that your 'morning sap-spring' high rises every morning is simply because every night when we sleep or 'recharge our faith in Jepism' as I like to call it, we replenish our body with millions of tiny 'Jepmoleculons' that help us keep such a dedicated and strong connection to Jepman. So if you wake up without a 'corked bat', you obviously weren't worthy of recieving your daily dose of 'Jepmoleculons'. If you fail to pray for forgiveness, well..I don't even want to think of the consequences.
Think while it's still legal.
2006-10-03, 6:48 PM #47
In this new cult, all men who cannot satisfy their woman should be killed by stoning.

Also, men who are so poor in performance that their woman has to go elsewhere to find satisfaction should also be stoned. If she were to, say, become pregnant from this outside source, the first man should have his manhhod chopped off, and cast at him as the first stone.

That seems like a good rule.
2006-10-03, 6:49 PM #48
Sleeping pills.
2006-10-03, 6:56 PM #49
[http://www.amarillo.com/images/headlines/082599/fire.jpg]
2006-10-03, 7:14 PM #50
lmao
2006-10-03, 8:09 PM #51
I think it's time for a sexy party!


I'll bring the Koolaid! :v:
Naked Feet are Happy Feet
:omgkroko:
2006-10-03, 8:10 PM #52
OH YEAAAAAH!

(or.. not)
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2006-10-03, 9:49 PM #53
Yay for Jepism!

[http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v215/garosaon/zmonks/zmonks_miss2.jpg]
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2006-10-04, 12:48 AM #54
Originally posted by Jepman:
I have already started by acquiring Sugarless, Mylady, Achelois and Quasila(wtvr:o)'s home addresses through shady means and have sent them all a letter praising their holiness, along with ten thousand dollars each and a box of chocolate.


*ahem*
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2006-10-04, 1:04 AM #55
Jepbabe, i created you, i demand to have a part in your cult! I started the whole "I'm Jepman." thing. without me you'd be NOTHING! i want to be atleast a saint! :psyduck:
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2006-10-04, 4:08 AM #56
Originally posted by maevie:
*ahem*


*begs for forgiveness and hands her due share*
Was cheated out of lions by happydud
Was cheated out of marriage by sugarless
2006-10-04, 6:13 AM #57
Originally posted by Jepman:
*begs for forgiveness and hands her due share*

are you ignoring me? :mad:
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2006-10-04, 6:32 AM #58
Saint Cavey. From now on we must drink a shot of vodka with every post you make.

And your penis size will thus become the international average size. No more tiny penis label for you! Yay. :P
Was cheated out of lions by happydud
Was cheated out of marriage by sugarless
2006-10-04, 6:44 AM #59
I have never felt closer to the other people that voted with me in a massassi poll than just now.
And.... I voted No.
2006-10-04, 6:45 AM #60
Originally posted by Jepman:
Saint Cavey. From now on we must drink a shot of vodka with every post you make.

And your penis size will thus become the international average size. No more tiny penis label for you! Yay. :P

My penis size was already above the international average.

In that case, yay for jepism! Let the vodka flow! [http://i6.photobucket.com/albums/y240/GynZi/drinking13.gif]
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2006-10-04, 6:45 AM #61
You have stolen the holy image of The Cake Girl and corrupted it! You will pay for your treacherous ways!
Ban Jin!
Nobody really needs work when you have awesome. - xhuxus
2006-10-04, 7:30 AM #62
why was i not encluded in this chocolate and money giving? .(
Laughing at my spelling herts my feelings. Well laughing is fine actully, but posting about it is not.
2006-10-04, 8:36 AM #63
Since where are there so many girls on this website. Sends out more!
Was cheated out of lions by happydud
Was cheated out of marriage by sugarless
2006-10-04, 8:57 AM #64
As Saint Cavey of Jepism, the Saint of vodka, i demand every follower of Jepman (excluding myself) to sacrifice a bottle of vodka to Jepman every friday, and to me every other day.
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2006-10-04, 10:57 AM #65
Shush you! You're a symbol you can't decide stuff!
Was cheated out of lions by happydud
Was cheated out of marriage by sugarless
2006-10-04, 11:04 AM #66
Originally posted by Elana14:
why was i not encluded in this chocolate and money giving? .(


That's because you get even more money and chocolate.
"it is time to get a credit card to complete my financial independance" — Tibby, Aug. 2009
2006-10-04, 11:37 AM #67
Originally posted by Jepman:
Shush you! You're a symbol you can't decide stuff!

Maybe, but i'm a symbol that created you. [http://i6.photobucket.com/albums/y240/GynZi/drinking13.gif]
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2006-10-04, 11:40 AM #68
I've been here longer than you, my father is stronger than yours and my penis is longer than yours. But enough of this, DRINKING GAME TIME!
Was cheated out of lions by happydud
Was cheated out of marriage by sugarless
2006-10-04, 12:03 PM #69
Originally posted by Jepman:
I've been here longer than you, my father is stronger than yours and my penis is longer than yours. But enough of this, DRINKING GAME TIME!

I love you, jeppy. [http://i6.photobucket.com/albums/y240/GynZi/drinking13.gif]
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2006-10-04, 12:08 PM #70
My turn. *gulp* [http://i6.photobucket.com/albums/y240/GynZi/drinking13.gif]
Was cheated out of lions by happydud
Was cheated out of marriage by sugarless
2006-10-04, 12:31 PM #71
The symbols represent the elements, and the symbol of earth contains a symbol in it that represents the freedom and unity of man and woman. Simply a prototype. Nothing is official unless it is given the blessing of Jepman (as well as Pope Johnny the Fifth in some cases.)

....

Or maybe it's just four martini glasses without stems with a rouge olive in the mix. Who knows.
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Think while it's still legal.
2006-10-04, 12:46 PM #72
Har that logo is totally awesome
Was cheated out of lions by happydud
Was cheated out of marriage by sugarless
2006-10-04, 3:01 PM #73
ALL HAIL THE CHOSEN SEX!
omnia mea mecum porto
2006-10-04, 3:04 PM #74
GG jailbait, Roach! :v:

But smoking to avoid pain of childbirth? That's what narcotics are for. B****.
Bassoon, n. A brazen instrument into which a fool blows out his brains.
2006-10-04, 3:30 PM #75
Or they could just do us all a favor and dig their uterus out with a sharpened spoon so they won't run the risk of reproducing...
omnia mea mecum porto
2006-10-04, 5:08 PM #76
ow
Fincham: Where are you going?
Me: I have no idea
Fincham: I meant where are you sitting. This wasn't an existential question.
2006-10-04, 5:15 PM #77
I propose the minimum age be raised to 18. This has several advantages.

A) No annoying children.
B) Orgies without risk of legal action.
Wikissassi sucks.
2006-10-04, 8:16 PM #78
Looks like it's time to pray... (You too can turn your desktop into a prayer station. Click here.)

[http://iftguild.com/jepworship.jpg]
Think while it's still legal.
2006-10-04, 8:19 PM #79
Isuwen, am I still excluded?
I had a blog. It sucked.
2006-10-04, 8:21 PM #80
[20:19] Victor Van Dort: Have you prayed to Jepman today? Jepism is the way of the future.
[20:20] SDGandalf: REPENT FOR THE WAYS OF JEPISM BRINGS YOU DOOOOOOM
[20:20] SDGandalf: And STDs
[20:20] Victor Van Dort: NEVER
[20:20] Victor Van Dort: Okay maybe
Code to the left of him, code to the right of him, code in front of him compil'd and thundered. Programm'd at with shot and $SHELL. Boldly he typed and well. Into the jaws of C. Into the mouth of PERL. Debug'd the 0x258.
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