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So lets talk about Jepism
2006-10-04, 8:26 PM #81
TablistDJS: you need to make a version of the logo that doesn't have crappy photoshop effects on it :p

Okay...
Think while it's still legal.
2006-10-04, 9:06 PM #82
I want in but I'm not on the list of people under 14. :(
2006-10-04, 10:42 PM #83
Sex with underage girls is good, especially when you're drunk. [http://i6.photobucket.com/albums/y240/GynZi/drinking13.gif]

hell, why not boys too? [http://i6.photobucket.com/albums/y240/GynZi/drinking13.gif]
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2006-10-04, 11:00 PM #84
Those who voted "lol I'm in Jepism" are in the minority. I say it's time we make these Jepist bastards an opressed minority.
Ban Jin!
Nobody really needs work when you have awesome. - xhuxus
2006-10-04, 11:23 PM #85
Originally posted by SMOCK!:
Those who voted "lol I'm in Jepism" are in the minority. I say it's time we make these Jepist bastards an opressed minority.


Right on!
2006-10-05, 5:00 AM #86
Originally posted by SMOCK!:
Those who voted "lol I'm in Jepism" are in the minority. I say it's time we make these Jepist bastards an opressed minority.

Thou shall burn in jephell for your sins! [http://i6.photobucket.com/albums/y240/GynZi/drinking13.gif]
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2006-10-05, 5:27 AM #87
Originally posted by SMOCK!:
Those who voted "lol I'm in Jepism" are in the minority. I say it's time we make these Jepist bastards an opressed minority.


You're a fool for not realising that lol I'm in Jepism and Yes add together to kick your negativist ***.
Was cheated out of lions by happydud
Was cheated out of marriage by sugarless
2006-10-05, 5:46 AM #88
You think I didn't realize that? Ha! Those who voted "Yes" can't truly be in Jepism.

-The "I'm in Jepism lol!" option is the equivelant of "I'm Jepman lol", meaning that a vote for "I'm in Jepism lol!" is a vote for being Jepman.
-As we all know, all male Jepists are Jepman.
-Thus, if you are a true Jepist, you are Jepman and must choose the "I'm Jepman lol" option (or its equivalent).
-The only exception is if you are a female Jepist, in which case you may vote "Yes" because you are technically not Jepman.

Only 3 females voted "Yes", meaning the rest of the "Yes" votes are not Jepists, leaving Jepists as the minority.

[edit]Q.E.D, *****es!
Ban Jin!
Nobody really needs work when you have awesome. - xhuxus
2006-10-05, 6:27 AM #89
Originally posted by SMOCK!:
You think I didn't realize that? Ha! Those who voted "Yes" can't truly be in Jepism.

-The "I'm in Jepism lol!" option is the equivelant of "I'm Jepman lol", meaning that a vote for "I'm in Jepism lol!" is a vote for being Jepman.
-As we all know, all male Jepists are Jepman.
-Thus, if you are a true Jepist, you are Jepman and must choose the "I'm Jepman lol" option (or its equivalent).
-The only exception is if you are a female Jepist, in which case you may vote "Yes" because you are technically not Jepman.

Only 3 females voted "Yes", meaning the rest of the "Yes" votes are not Jepists, leaving Jepists as the minority.

[edit]Q.E.D, *****es!


You really tried to think too far babybuns.

"Yes" means yes.
"No" means no.
"I'm in jepism lol!" means yes to the first person.

As for female votes, they are multiplied by 2069 in honor of the sacred feminine (and are also given more chocolate).
Was cheated out of lions by happydud
Was cheated out of marriage by sugarless
2006-10-05, 6:35 AM #90
Our church shall hereby be know as the Priory of Jepites.
Was cheated out of lions by happydud
Was cheated out of marriage by sugarless
2006-10-05, 6:44 AM #91
when i was on the eight class, i hit my teacher in the face with a shovel. [http://i6.photobucket.com/albums/y240/GynZi/drinking13.gif]
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2006-10-05, 6:53 AM #92
*takes a shot*
Was cheated out of lions by happydud
Was cheated out of marriage by sugarless
2006-10-05, 7:15 AM #93
I think you should prepare to suffer a severe lack of platypus in your religion.

*ominous music*
Ban Jin!
Nobody really needs work when you have awesome. - xhuxus
2006-10-05, 7:21 AM #94
You just made Platypus angry. Platypus wants to be jepist.
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Was cheated out of lions by happydud
Was cheated out of marriage by sugarless
2006-10-05, 7:48 AM #95
Ha! No platypus can triumph over the complete Not-Platypus-ness of Playpette!
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Ban Jin!
Nobody really needs work when you have awesome. - xhuxus
2006-10-05, 7:50 AM #96
Haha her bill is bleeding
Was cheated out of lions by happydud
Was cheated out of marriage by sugarless
2006-10-05, 7:53 AM #97
Platypette has no gender.
Ban Jin!
Nobody really needs work when you have awesome. - xhuxus
2006-10-05, 7:55 AM #98
I'll gender you in a minute. *shakes fist menacingly*
Was cheated out of lions by happydud
Was cheated out of marriage by sugarless
2006-10-05, 8:07 AM #99
Is that a threat? Comrades! To me! We must destroy this most heinous crime against humanity!
Ban Jin!
Nobody really needs work when you have awesome. - xhuxus
2006-10-05, 8:18 AM #100
Jepists! You know what to do! Get this man drunk!
Was cheated out of lions by happydud
Was cheated out of marriage by sugarless
2006-10-05, 8:28 AM #101
You wish that would work!
Ban Jin!
Nobody really needs work when you have awesome. - xhuxus
2006-10-05, 8:31 AM #102
Fine we'll just have to sacrifice you to Sugarless and Milady
Was cheated out of lions by happydud
Was cheated out of marriage by sugarless
2006-10-05, 8:42 AM #103
Pah! Pah!







Pah!
Ban Jin!
Nobody really needs work when you have awesome. - xhuxus
2006-10-05, 8:49 AM #104
O.o
Was cheated out of lions by happydud
Was cheated out of marriage by sugarless
2006-10-05, 11:00 AM #105
So where we having a party this weekend? [http://etc.sorrowind.net/smilies/smile.gif]
Was cheated out of lions by happydud
Was cheated out of marriage by sugarless
2006-10-05, 11:53 AM #106
JEPMAN TOUCHED ME IN NAUGHTY PLACES, HE'S A BAD MAN, DON'T FOLLOW HIM
Holy soap opera Batman. - FGR
DARWIN WILL PREVENT THE DOWNFALL OF OUR RACE. - Rob
Free Jin!
2006-10-05, 11:57 AM #107
Originally posted by Jepman:
So where we having a party this weekend? [http://etc.sorrowind.net/smilies/smile.gif]

guess twice. [http://i6.photobucket.com/albums/y240/GynZi/drinking13.gif]
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2006-10-05, 11:59 AM #108
Originally posted by genk:
JEPMAN TOUCHED ME IN NAUGHTY PLACES, HE'S A BAD MAN, DON'T FOLLOW HIM

Eh, the first rule of Jepclub is, you do NOT talk about what goes on in Jepclub.

The second rule of Jepclub is, you do NOT talk about what goes on in Jepclub.

The third rule of Jepclub is, the almighty Jepman CAN and WILL touch anyone in naughty places, if he wants to.

Keep moving, here's nothing to see.
[http://i6.photobucket.com/albums/y240/GynZi/drinking13.gif]
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2006-10-05, 12:03 PM #109
I think I shall touch myself now.

...and maybe some other people.
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2006-10-05, 12:25 PM #110
Originally posted by genk:
JEPMAN TOUCHED ME IN NAUGHTY PLACES, HE'S A BAD MAN, DON'T FOLLOW HIM


First person I ever hear complain about a blessing.
Was cheated out of lions by happydud
Was cheated out of marriage by sugarless
2006-10-05, 12:30 PM #111
I'm blessing myself right now. :D
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2006-10-05, 12:31 PM #112
lol me too!
Was cheated out of lions by happydud
Was cheated out of marriage by sugarless
2006-10-05, 12:38 PM #113
Originally posted by Jepman:
lol me too!

lolz me three [http://i6.photobucket.com/albums/y240/GynZi/drinking13.gif]
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2006-10-06, 8:20 PM #114
Blessings make me feel so fine!
"It is not advisable, James, to venture unsolicited opinions. You should spare yourself the embarrassing discovery of their exact value to your listener."
"Rationality is the recognition of the fact that nothing can alter the truth and nothing can take precedence over that act of perceiving it."
2006-10-06, 8:28 PM #115
If a platypus kicks you, you're likely to get sick and kill a dog.
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