nothing wrong with blondes!!

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/end boob rant

Right. [/FastGamerr]

This is normally where I would interject with some creepy or oddball comment...but I think Ill skip it this time...

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Dear lady, can you hear the wind blow, and did you know
Your stairway lies on the whispering wind.
:wq

Two things I MUST have:
decent body (not too big and not too small)
good looking face w/o makeup
has to be a gamer

if any one of those are missing, I move on.

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Massassi: We don't debate. We *****.

You must spend a lot of time looking for women... it usually takes a good few weeks in most relationships to see what this face looks like.

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Drugs & Stupidity, Tons of it.

Will you go out with me?

If we're allowed to deviate from only listing appearance stuff:

- Roughly same intelligence as me (this is usually quite common since i'm of average intelligence for my university).
- Everything in a relationship that I consider meaningful has to be meaningful to her too, ie kissing, sex etc.
- Has to be slightly crazy (in the cute way, rather than the less-common psychotic killer way).
- Has to be random and creative.

So basically, anyone who has good morals and values but also likes to enjoy life as much as possible (and also provides lots of opportunities for my wonderful wit ).

I dunno...looking back on the women I've gone for, there aren't a lot of common threads. I guess the only ones are that I tend to go for women with very fair skin (not that unkneeded dough pasty goth skin, but fair), slender (not anorexic...I hate that sticking-out thigh bones look...) who wear little or no makeup. I hate the tons of makeup look. A friend of mine is dating a girl who wears a lot of makeup and looks fairly attractive....then I saw her one day when she didn't have the makeup on and she looked like a completely different (and significantly less attractive) person. It was like Phantom of the Opera...

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Dark, Darker, Darko

RIP Madaventor: God bless you.

Feminine. Curves. Nice womanly curves. Pretty but not hard/stern face, one that lights up like a xmas tree with a smile. I prefer brunettes in general, but it's not like a carved in stone rule. At least a slight tan, girls who are excessively pale I find a real turn off. I don't like huge breasts or gnat sized ones either, somewhere in between.

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Cantina Cloud | BCF | The Massassian 1, 2 & 3 | Gonkmeg
Corrupting the kiddies since '97

Sorry, but I'm not into beastiality.

I don't like to set the kinds of standards for myself like a girl having to have brown hair or blue eyes or what have you. I just set down those basic rules and then go with the flow because I know attraction isn't a choice.

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Massassi: We don't debate. We *****.

Hair: Red or White
Eyes: Green
I like nice big breasts Though small and nice is good too^_^
I like a nice looking rear.
I like a little bit of meat on my women, not a toothpick, but not huge either.

I have weird tastes

They also need a grade A personality and be quite knowledgable

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mir·ow ( V ) Pronunciation Key (meer-oh)
Someone or something that possesses unfathomable awesomeness

Trick is to see her first thing in the morning... Guess you're a slow mover

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The Massassi-Map
There is no spoon.

And who the hell are you to speak for the rest of us?

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Do you have stairs in your house?

Really. What's so great about massive breasts? I don't see the appeal of stretch marks and saggy bags. Might as well play with a warm sack of bread dough.

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Roach - Caught in the war of hemispheres.
0 of 14.

I've very dark brown hair and brown eyes. I am absolutely obsessed about blonde girls with deep blue eyes.

It's funny how all of us are so critical about other womens looks. Personally the uber uber hot girls are usually jerks, and I am not looking for a jerk, I want someone nice, average will do. I don't want a girl with size 90EE breasts or size .00001 waist or an a** that needs it's own car to get around. I just want someone nice, who likes me as much as I like them.

He: ONLY wants a girl like her: , but the most he'll get is a girl like this:


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I made a thread, that turned into the debate, so I made a second thread, that turned into a debate, then I made a third thread, that caught on fire, burned down, got flamed, crapped on, bashed, then turned into a debate...but the fourth one, the fourth one stayed on topic!

[This message has been edited by SAJN_Master (edited July 04, 2004).]

omg, sajn actually made me laugh

*looks for signs of the apocolypse*

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*landfish 'splodes*
7 of 14

I'd like to add my post a little after reading Darkos. I second disliking the anorexic look, give me someone healthy looking. As for makeup, again, definitely agree. Less is more generally.

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Cantina Cloud | BCF | The Massassian 1, 2 & 3 | Gonkmeg
Corrupting the kiddies since '97

I should read more carefully:

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And now, some wise words from Sir Mix-A-Lot:

[This message has been edited by DogSRoOL (edited July 04, 2004).]

I find beauty in flaws. It makes the girl more human.

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Superstition brings bad luck.
-Raymond Smullyan, 5000B.C.

Then you would find an axe murderer gorgeous.

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Massassi: We don't debate. We *****.

big booties

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I don't know the key to success, but the key to failure is to try to please everyone.- Bill Cosby

Sajn, I don't think that last girl would be so lucky.

...and you've been moving on how long now??

Joking, joking

They smell.

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WAITER: Here’s your green salad, sir.
ANAKIN: What? You fool, I told you NO CROUTONS! Aaaaaaargh!

Well, theyre not so much rules, it helps if you think of them as.. guidelines.

And i never realized you were pursuing me anyways

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You smell.

(aah, feel the maturity!)

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/end boob rant

You smell more!

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WAITER: Here’s your green salad, sir.
ANAKIN: What? You fool, I told you NO CROUTONS! Aaaaaaargh!

Because I make sarcastic comments (they won't be true either, just something that'll get quoted, the massassi way) and its funny because I just know some idiot is gonna say something furious about it just to try and get a rise out of me.

and Spork.... why the hell would you wanna do that? you can sleep in whilst they put their makeup on AND make breakfast.

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Drugs & Stupidity, Tons of it.

This thread is lame... looks aren't important to me really as long as she looks about average and is nice thats okay for mesa.

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They call him El Diablo... *whip crack*

looks in my opinion are irrelevant. sure, i do consider what someone looks like, but in the long run, none of us will be physically "attractive." i prefer women who are laid back and down to earth, with some splash of creativity of some sort... looks come in somewhere after all of those. i'd rather have someone who is fun to be around then some high-maintainance girl who takes the fun out of being myself.

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Current Maps | Inclusion | Restless Endeavor

There is a thin line between insanity and stupidity. I am that line.

Perfect couple, yes?

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Titan A.E.

<3

Of course, it all depends on what kind of relationship you're looking for too.

If you just wanna have sex with someone for a few weeks, looks are imperative.

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Drugs & Stupidity, Tons of it.

...argh, I hate the people who pull the "LOOKS DON'T MATTER JUST PERSONALITY!" bit...

Ok, let's be honest, looks do matter. Are they the most important thing? No. Can they override a bad personality? Definitely not. But there has to be, at least initially, SOME level of physical attraction.

As self-righteous as we would like to be, I'm sure we ALL know some member of the opposite sex who is a very very nice person who is, personality wise, compatible with us, but that we would never be anything more than friends with because on a physical level they don't do anything for us.

And of course over time, as age begins to wage its war or even when a relationship begins to develop into something more serious, looks take on even less importance, but that need for some level of physical attraction is still there.

Personality is absolutely the most important factor, but drop the high-and-mighty "LOOKS DON'T MATTER!"

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Dark, Darker, Darko

RIP Madaventor: God bless you.

[This message has been edited by Darko (edited July 05, 2004).]

Darko is 100% right.

Just want to comment that on first impressions, guys only care about looks. Then we factor other things in as time goes on.

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Massassi: We don't debate. We *****.

[This message has been edited by Kieran Horn (edited July 05, 2004).]

Which is why I said: If I'm actually repulsed by someone's looks, then yes, it matters. But from an average level of beauty and up, I don't really care.
The woman I mentioned earlier was not attractive to me until I learned more about her. *Then* physical appearance became slightly more of a factor.
Admitedly, this is the only time a crush has occured in this fashion. I didn't even recognize it as a crush for weeks, because it was so unusual for it to work that way.

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Right, I forgot ALL men think exactly alike. I'm not being self-righteous, I'm serious.

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I made a thread, that turned into the debate, so I made a second thread, that turned into a debate, then I made a third thread, that caught on fire, burned down, got flamed, crapped on, bashed, then turned into a debate...but the fourth one, the fourth one stayed on topic!

Ok, so why aren't you dating one of your male friends? If looks and physical characteristics don't matter, then why not start a relationship with one of your male friends? I'm sure that you get along with them great and have lots in common. Why not?

...well, probably because you're not ATTRACTED to men; you're attracted to women. And whether you want to admit it or not, you have to be, at some level, physically attracted to a woman to have a successful relationship. Exactly how strong of a relationship do you think you'll have if every morning you turn over in bed, look at your significant other, and say "OH HOLY LORD, WHAT IS THAT THING?!"

and it's not just guys, women do it too. It's just one of those things that people don't want to admit, because for some reason we've fallen under the mindset that if we admit that the physical matters AT ALL then we are shallow and sex obsessed.

You're only shallow and sex obsessed if physical appearance is more important to you, or even as important, as character and personality.

And Dogsrule, yeah, of course someone can grow on you and then you start finding them more attractive...hell, that's the best way, even if you already find someone really really attractive, they should become more attractive to you as you find out things you like about their character. When I say you have to find someone attractive, I don't mean that they have to be the most attractive person you've ever seen or you have to like everything about their appearance. Maybe you just like their eyes or their smile or whatever, but there has to be SOME level of attraction.
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Dark, Darker, Darko

RIP Madaventor: God bless you.

[This message has been edited by Darko (edited July 05, 2004).]

Saying looks don't matter on at least some level is like denying your part of the human race. We are BUILT to be physically attracted to other people. It's a basic instinct that drives reproduction. It may not be the most important thing, but it's still a factor, at the very least subconsciously.

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Cantina Cloud | BCF | The Massassian 1, 2 & 3 | Gonkmeg
Corrupting the kiddies since '97