I get a brand new 3000 dollar PC for 100% free.
You know why? Because I'm crippled. Crippled people deserve free things.
The government wants to make taxpayers out of crippled people, as we're able to live off of government checks and not have to pay taxes if we want. The way they make taxpayers out of us is help us pay for college (I get a full ride to any public state school), transportation (I'm getting my drivers license and free 40,000 dollar vehicle modifications so that I can drive a van that I purchase.), and technology (IE, 3000 dollar PC).
So, the only catch is that I can't build the PC myself. Fair enough, I guess. I went to Best Buy last week and discussed the PC with a man who has sold me PCs for other people before. I felt like a kid in a candy store, running around the place, grabbing items off of the shelves and placing them with my new PC.
He gave me some MASSIVE deals, mostly because all of the items I was purchasing were high end, and they could cut profit on a couple items to outweigh the cost to me.
Here is the final product:
Pre-Built:
Gateway GM5260 Box
- Intel Core 2 Duo 1.86 GHz
- 2 GB
- Microsoft Windows XP Media Center 2005 Edition
- 320 GB HDD
24" Widescreen High-Definition Flat-Panel LCD Monitor
HP All In One Printer
Adding:
7900 Nvidea GFX card
500 GB Slave HDD
2 GB RAM
All of this for 0 dollars. Yes, this thread is nothing but a means for me to brag. No, Tiberium. You cannot have my old PC.
You know why? Because I'm crippled. Crippled people deserve free things.
The government wants to make taxpayers out of crippled people, as we're able to live off of government checks and not have to pay taxes if we want. The way they make taxpayers out of us is help us pay for college (I get a full ride to any public state school), transportation (I'm getting my drivers license and free 40,000 dollar vehicle modifications so that I can drive a van that I purchase.), and technology (IE, 3000 dollar PC).
So, the only catch is that I can't build the PC myself. Fair enough, I guess. I went to Best Buy last week and discussed the PC with a man who has sold me PCs for other people before. I felt like a kid in a candy store, running around the place, grabbing items off of the shelves and placing them with my new PC.
He gave me some MASSIVE deals, mostly because all of the items I was purchasing were high end, and they could cut profit on a couple items to outweigh the cost to me.
Here is the final product:
Pre-Built:
Gateway GM5260 Box
- Intel Core 2 Duo 1.86 GHz
- 2 GB
- Microsoft Windows XP Media Center 2005 Edition
- 320 GB HDD
24" Widescreen High-Definition Flat-Panel LCD Monitor
HP All In One Printer
Adding:
7900 Nvidea GFX card
500 GB Slave HDD
2 GB RAM
All of this for 0 dollars. Yes, this thread is nothing but a means for me to brag. No, Tiberium. You cannot have my old PC.
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