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It's a beauitful day to be an athiest

2007-04-08, 6:13 AM #1

Petmc.

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Just kidding. Happy Easter and passover to all of Massassi. Stay safe now. Anyone doing anything fun today? I'm driving down to chicago to see my relatives.

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2007-04-08, 6:34 AM #2

Isuwen

Fabulous!

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I'm making trips to a local self storage place and taking out trash all day.

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2007-04-08, 6:52 AM #3

ECHOMAN

"Has it won yet?"

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Easter is the time of Cadbury Eggs.

No matter what your religious stance is, Cadbury Eggs are always good.

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2007-04-08, 6:55 AM #4

Nikumubeki

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Sometimes I wonder if this forum should be renamed 'Religious Discussion'. It would actually match it pretty well.

But anyhoo, I ate this huge chocolate egg and got a lousy purple :downs:-looking monkey surprise. Bleh! Then I continued playing STALKER.

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2007-04-08, 6:58 AM #5

Isuwen

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We should rename it 'A bunch of stupid bigots bashing on Christianity'. Those are the only religious discussions that happen here. "Christians are stupid hurr".

I buy candy on the Monday after Easter.

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2007-04-08, 7:01 AM #6

genk

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I'm churchin and then workin
wooh

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2007-04-08, 7:22 AM #7

LividDK

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I just got back from having a couple of pints with my Dad at one of the local pubs, and my grandparents are over for dinner later. I'll probably spend most of the day playing Final Fantasy XII, if we're being honest. I'm not terribly religious. Or at all, really.

Plus, Easter isn't really a holiday for diabetics but, like with Isuwen, when the shops are trying to get rid of their remaining Easter eggs is the time for buying chocolate

2007-04-08, 8:10 AM #8

Antony

(Still) On 13 week vacation
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I don't celebrate easter.

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2007-04-08, 9:07 AM #9

saberopus

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I do consider myself to be the athiest atheist there is.

2007-04-08, 9:15 AM #10

Mort-Hog

If moral relativism is wrong, I don't wanna be right.

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Parker and Stone summarise the absurdity of Easter perfectly in the latest South Park. it's genius.

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2007-04-08, 9:16 AM #11

Michael MacFarlane

Unwitting troll accomplice

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Easter in Denmark is freaking depressing.

If you think the waiters are rude, you should see the manager.

2007-04-08, 9:33 AM #12

JediKirby

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I woke up and giggled. "Haha, Jesus died and we're the *******s celebrating!"

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2007-04-08, 9:39 AM #13

Roach

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Ah, the annual celebration of zombie Jesus.

omnia mea mecum porto

2007-04-08, 9:53 AM #14

Glyde Bane

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I went to church and having a massive dinner tonight.

No chocolate this morning. Gonna wait till it's all on sale and get double

Originally posted by JediKirby:

I woke up and giggled. "Haha, Jesus died and we're the *******s celebrating!"

psst... Easter is when he came back from the dead. THAT is why people celebrate.

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2007-04-08, 9:55 AM #15

Axis

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Church and a game of beach volleyball afterwards.

2007-04-08, 9:56 AM #16

TimeWolfOfThePast

Why not?

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Originally posted by JediKirby:

I woke up and giggled. "Haha, Jesus died and we're the *******s celebrating!"

If I were Jesus I would want people partying on the anniversary of my death too.

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2007-04-08, 10:03 AM #17

Reid

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I'm doing nothing.

Not even breathing..

2007-04-08, 10:03 AM #18

Jay

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Originally posted by TimeWolfOfThePast:

If I were Jesus I would want people partying on the anniversary of my death too.

Damn straight. Of course, he didn't technically die today in history anyways.

Or did he?

DUN DUN DUN

2007-04-08, 10:09 AM #19

Thrawn[numbarz]

colonpee addict

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Thank you for dying so I can eat candy eggs Jesus

2007-04-08, 10:41 AM #20

TimeWolfOfThePast

Why not?

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Damn long ears trying to take Easter away from Jesus.

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2007-04-08, 11:37 AM #21

Baconfish

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Originally posted by Isuwen:

I buy candy on the Monday after Easter.

Also known as Easter Monday.

Originally posted by JediKirby:

I woke up and giggled. "Haha, Jesus died and we're the *******s celebrating!"

And that's Good Friday you putz.

nope.

2007-04-08, 12:01 PM #22

The_Reafis

It's pantsless o'clock!

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meh like every other religious day and many other days its stupidly commercialised and totally missing the point.

2007-04-08, 12:06 PM #23

Jon`C

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Originally posted by Isuwen:

Those are the only religious discussions that happen here. "Christians are stupid hurr".

I agree with Isuwen, we should have a discussion about westerners who think they're taoist and how stupid their ideas about taoism are.

2007-04-08, 1:30 PM #24

TheCarpKing

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My mother sent me an email with only the words "go to church!" but I did not.

Why do the heathens rage behind the firehouse?

2007-04-08, 1:59 PM #25

Phantom-Seraph

Of the Opera!

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Went to church. . .now it's off to a dinner. Though my sister-in-law had her baby this morning so I suspect I'll be visiting them tonight.

My blawgh.

2007-04-08, 2:29 PM #26

Freelancer

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Originally posted by TheCarpKing:

My mother sent me an email with only the words "go to church!" but I did not.

Hahaha.

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2007-04-08, 3:16 PM #27

GeneralRamos

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Originally posted by Roach:

Ah, the annual celebration of zombie Jesus.

[http://www.bjorn-comic.com/dandv/extras/zombie_jesus.jpg]

Indeed, happy Zombie Jesus Day, everyone!

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2007-04-08, 3:23 PM #28

Martyn

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I just got back from seeing Razorlight at Earl's Court. Splendid show, got covered in beer and bounced around like a nutter with Izzy.

2007-04-08, 5:24 PM #29

MentatMM

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I'm not a "Christian", but neither were the bazillions of people that celebrated "Easter" prior to the birth of "Jesus", but I did eat candy from a basket and had a nice dinner with my girlfriend's family while watching "Jesus Of Nazareth" featuring Bilbo Baggins as Zerah. There was no fornicating though, that I know of.

2007-04-08, 5:31 PM #30

Antony

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My girlfriend and I went and watched Grindhouse. Now we're getting read to eat roast beef.

Good times on Easter.

>>untie shoes

2007-04-08, 5:54 PM #31

Jay

Hey guys, did you hear about Something Awful?

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Originally posted by MentatMM:

Yeah, was watching that on the History Channel

2007-04-08, 6:53 PM #32

Isuwen

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Quote:

I agree with Isuwen, we should have a discussion about westerners who think they're taoist and how stupid their ideas about taoism are.

Lets talk about people who think anyone who disagrees with them is a moron first.

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2007-04-08, 7:10 PM #33

Jon`C

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Originally posted by Isuwen:

Lets talk about people who think anyone who disagrees with them is a moron first.

As much as I like to talk about how awesome I am, I really think we have more important issues to discuss. Like middle-class Americans who adopt obscure far eastern religions based on how often they are mentioned in anime.

2007-04-08, 7:13 PM #34

Isuwen

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I don't watch anime.

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2007-04-08, 10:24 PM #35

sugarless

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Quote:

got covered in beer and bounced around like a nutter with Izzy.

whoa!! I was just skimming through at first and I read that as "got covered in beer and bounced around in butter with Izzy"

0_o

In other news, my mom visited this weekend. She brought me food and bought me some things i needed and took me to eat several times. It was all nice and bonding-y

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2007-04-08, 10:34 PM #36

Mystic0

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Quote:

meh like every other religious day and many other days its stupidly commercialised and totally missing the point.

would you rather obsess over some bogus custom or exploit the idiots who do?

2007-04-09, 4:27 AM #37

Isuwen

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The custom's of Easter are 'Wear really nice clothes to church'. Yeah. Some custom. That other crap with the rabbits and the eggs, wtf? Who's idea was it to have a rabbit deliver eggs anyway?

You want some weird customs, swing by on palm Sunday...

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2007-04-09, 4:46 AM #38

Darkjedibob

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My parents came up and made me go to church for the first time in 4-5 months. Went to Medieval Times dinner and show theater later.

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2007-04-09, 3:12 PM #39

MentatMM

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http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Easter