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Mélissa Théuriau
2007-04-09, 10:01 PM #1
How can anyone on earth be this good looking? I bet .0000001% of all people look this good:http://youtube.com/watch?v=j1G-3laJJP0

Its creepy, but I can't look away. Shes a french news anchor. WHAT.

[http://i11.photobucket.com/albums/a172/jeff1030/theuriau200605069ab.jpg]
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2007-04-09, 10:04 PM #2
Eh, she's really really good, just not quite my style. She's no Liv. ;)
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2007-04-09, 10:04 PM #3
i don't know any french :confused:
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2007-04-09, 10:09 PM #4
you shouldn't have to know french to watch that entire video
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2007-04-09, 10:42 PM #5
there aren't any good pictures of her. by good i mean... you know what i mean.
2007-04-09, 10:44 PM #6
I saw her taking a massive dump yesterday :awesome:
2007-04-09, 10:50 PM #7
She's gorgeous. The more I look at her the better she gets.
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2007-04-09, 10:53 PM #8
SAJN thinks she's "average," hahahaha. :downs:
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2007-04-09, 11:05 PM #9
Originally posted by Freelancer:
Eh, she's really really good, just not quite my style. She's no Liv. ;)

That's a plus.

She is fine, but I've seen hotter (Kate Beckinsale anyone?)
D E A T H
2007-04-09, 11:12 PM #10
I'm not going to get into to who's hotter when it comes down to personal taste. She's pretty damn hot, if you ask me.
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2007-04-09, 11:19 PM #11
Originally posted by Freelancer:
Eh, she's really really good, just not quite my style. She's no Liv. ;)


Cause you have a chance with either of them :awesome:
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2007-04-09, 11:25 PM #12
Hot. But I wonder what she looks like without all that make up.


Not that it would make a difference.
2007-04-09, 11:35 PM #13
I can't figure out if she's sucking or blowing
:rolleyes:
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2007-04-09, 11:38 PM #14
I'd say she's hot, yes.

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2007-04-10, 2:52 AM #15
Elle est très belle.
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2007-04-10, 7:17 AM #16
Yes shes fairly hot, but just not my cup of tea. :P

[And no, I don't mean men.]
nope.
2007-04-10, 7:59 AM #17
Wow.

That is all.
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2007-04-10, 8:18 AM #18
I'm gonna move to france.
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2007-04-10, 8:18 AM #19
Originally posted by Baconfish:
Yes shes fairly hot, but just not my cup of tea. :P


haah, ur gay
2007-04-10, 8:19 AM #20
Originally posted by finity5:
I saw her taking a massive dump yesterday :awesome:

... What?!

:confused:
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2007-04-10, 9:10 AM #21
When do we see "Melissa Theuriau: The Sex Tape"? It's inevitable, I hope.
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Come again some other day
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2007-04-10, 9:25 AM #22
moar pix
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2007-04-10, 9:43 AM #23
Originally posted by Molgrew:
haah, ur gay



Haaah u cnt. read.
nope.
2007-04-10, 10:05 AM #24
big deal i banged her only yesterday

Now she's a lesbian
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if(getThingFlags(source) & 0x8){
  do her}
elseif(getThingFlags(source) & 0x4){
  do other babe}
else{
  do a dude}
2007-04-10, 11:04 AM #25
Originally posted by Ruthven:
big deal i banged her only yesterday

Now she's a lesbian


There there Ruthy, you'll always have Massassi.

You know what it's time for...

:neckbeard:

EDIT:Also guys, there are pictures of her on the beach. In France. *dramatic violins*
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2007-04-10, 11:06 AM #26
Originally posted by drizzt2k2:
How can anyone on earth be this good looking?



Air brushing.
2007-04-10, 11:11 AM #27
Originally posted by Rob:
Air brushing.


Do they have live airbrushing now?

I'm seriously wondering, when someone does a live news report, can they put like, a "hotness filter" on the footage?
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2007-04-10, 11:13 AM #28
Fancy make-up trix.

LOLZIER.
2007-04-10, 11:15 AM #29
Originally posted by Spook:
Do they have live airbrushing now?

I'm seriously wondering, when someone does a live news report, can they put like, a "hotness filter" on the footage?


It's... possible, but it wouldn't be nearly as effective as photoshopping a picture. It's be more trouble than it was worth, really.
2007-04-10, 11:28 AM #30
Damn do I really need to bolster my listening/speaking comprehension in French. :(

Elle peut m'aider avec le français n'importe jour!
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2007-04-10, 11:34 AM #31
Originally posted by JediGandalf:
Elle peut venir me sucer et après m'aider avec mon français n'importe quel jour.


Fixed. Pervert.
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2007-04-10, 11:36 AM #32
She is quite attractive, but not my style.
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2007-04-10, 11:37 AM #33
On that note, she's got a cute face and all, but fjioidsjgsoghohgos her body is just bleh. Too skinny, long neck, scary armpits.
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2007-04-10, 11:51 AM #34
Originally posted by Jep:
Fixed. Pervert.

Hahahaha! Bien fait mon ami.
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2007-04-10, 11:56 AM #35
Originally posted by JediGandalf:
Hahahaha! Bien fait mon ami.


:neckbeard:
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2007-04-10, 1:23 PM #36
Well, she's pretty I'll give her that but she doesn't quite hit my "omg hawt" factor.
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2007-04-10, 1:51 PM #37
I was about to post that she looked pretty average but apparently Emon posted for me already.
Think while it's still legal.
2007-04-10, 1:53 PM #38
She's too skinny.
2007-04-10, 2:10 PM #39
all of you gouge your eyeballs out and learn brail, because she is the hottest woman alive
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2007-04-10, 2:46 PM #40
Originally posted by Jep:
scary armpits.


Yes. I wouldnt bang her because of that. Also there are too many vowels in her name :P
That airbrush guy must be working overtime during the summer months in France.
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