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Mélissa Théuriau
2007-04-11, 10:05 AM #81
Originally posted by JediGandalf:
Dan Rather caused me nightmares when I was a kid :saddowns:


Awww poor Gandie. Did he touch you in your special area?
Was cheated out of lions by happydud
Was cheated out of marriage by sugarless
2007-04-11, 10:07 AM #82
Oooh! I can sue for millions!
Code to the left of him, code to the right of him, code in front of him compil'd and thundered. Programm'd at with shot and $SHELL. Boldly he typed and well. Into the jaws of C. Into the mouth of PERL. Debug'd the 0x258.
2007-04-11, 10:12 AM #83
1) Sue for millions
2) Fly to France
3) ???
4) Profit!
Was cheated out of lions by happydud
Was cheated out of marriage by sugarless
2007-04-11, 10:21 AM #84
Originally posted by Jep:
1) Sue for millions
2) Fly to France
3) Séduire Mlle. Théuriau et toucher ses boules.
4) Profit!

:D
Code to the left of him, code to the right of him, code in front of him compil'd and thundered. Programm'd at with shot and $SHELL. Boldly he typed and well. Into the jaws of C. Into the mouth of PERL. Debug'd the 0x258.
2007-04-11, 10:37 AM #85
Originally posted by JediGandalf:
:D


Win.
Was cheated out of lions by happydud
Was cheated out of marriage by sugarless
2007-04-11, 10:47 AM #86
Jesus christ this thread sucks... yes we'd all **** her, yes thats awesome, but only jin has the right idea so far.

post more hot

[http://www.smh.com.au/ffximage/2006/07/26/bikini26_narrowweb__300x442,0.jpg]
2007-04-11, 10:52 AM #87
Why would a German accent on a girl ever be sexy? EVER?

Hai zehr beeg boy. Vhy don't you come ova hea' and ve can do ze bouncy bouncy? Jaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!
Think while it's still legal.
2007-04-11, 11:28 AM #88
Listen to a podcast by a woman called Nicole Simon, 'Useful Sounds'. That is when a German accent is sexy.
2007-04-11, 11:38 AM #89
Originally posted by JediGandalf:
:D

Interdit!
omnia mea mecum porto
2007-04-11, 1:07 PM #90
Originally posted by Victor Van Dort:
Why would a German accent on a girl ever be sexy? EVER?

Hai zehr beeg boy. Vhy don't you come ova hea' and ve can do ze bouncy bouncy? Jaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!

Because it is?

As long as she doesn't sound like she's going down on a goat.
D E A T H
2007-04-11, 1:11 PM #91
Originally posted by Victor Van Dort:
Why would a German accent on a girl ever be sexy? EVER?


Why would being fat and a crappy writer ever be sexy for a person? EVER?
2007-04-11, 1:12 PM #92
Originally posted by Rob:
Why would being fat and a crappy writer ever be sexy for a person? EVER?


Pssst it seems I forgot a certain rule about personal attacks @_@ Sorry!
Was cheated out of lions by happydud
Was cheated out of marriage by sugarless
2007-04-11, 1:39 PM #93
Pssst you forgot about the rule about personal attacks.
omnia mea mecum porto
2007-04-11, 1:44 PM #94
She's hot. I wonder if she has a personality to go with that.
the idiot is the person who follows the idiot and your not following me your insulting me your following the path of a idiot so that makes you the idiot - LC Tusken
2007-04-11, 1:48 PM #95
Roach, I am personally attacking you.

And Wolfy too.

Dummies.
2007-04-11, 1:50 PM #96
Watch out, you might get INFRACTION POINTS!!!!
2007-04-11, 1:51 PM #97
I have 3 already :(
2007-04-11, 1:53 PM #98
Really?

I think mine were like, 500 and 500.

I didn't really read the PM's because I don't really read PM's so much as skim through them because I hate PM's.
2007-04-11, 6:14 PM #99
Originally posted by Steven:
Dummies.


At least I'm smart enough to park my car somewhere other than my lawn.
the idiot is the person who follows the idiot and your not following me your insulting me your following the path of a idiot so that makes you the idiot - LC Tusken
2007-04-11, 8:08 PM #100
Infraction points? Huh?
D E A T H
2007-04-11, 8:11 PM #101
Go say a word someone doesn't like that isn't censored, or joke around in the wrong way.

You'll see.
2007-04-11, 8:21 PM #102
SURPRISE COCKFAGS?!
D E A T H
2007-04-11, 8:27 PM #103
id probably hit it until there wasn't anything left to hit.
free(jin);
tofu sucks
2007-04-11, 8:35 PM #104
On with teh hotness!
Attachment: 15999/melissatheuriau3.gif (95,344 bytes)
幻術
2007-04-25, 10:11 AM #105
rez
America, home of the free gift with purchase.
2007-04-25, 10:26 AM #106
hax
free(jin);
tofu sucks
2007-04-25, 11:39 AM #107
Originally posted by Victor Van Dort:
Why would a German accent on a girl ever be sexy? EVER?

Hai zehr beeg boy. Vhy don't you come ova hea' and ve can do ze bouncy bouncy? Jaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!




badfish.

haxfish.
2007-04-25, 3:14 PM #108
She's very attractive but I can think of a few hundred women that I would have posted photos of before her. However, most of you would probably disagree with my taste in women.
2007-04-25, 3:16 PM #109
Like most women, she looks much better without makeup.
Bassoon, n. A brazen instrument into which a fool blows out his brains.
2007-04-25, 6:45 PM #110
Originally posted by MentatMM:
...However, most of you would probably disagree with my taste in women.

No, Ive seen your mother, I agree with your taste in women. ;)
And when the moment is right, I'm gonna fly a kite.
2007-04-26, 7:10 AM #111
Wow, someones chugging the phailsauce.
America, home of the free gift with purchase.
2007-04-26, 9:33 AM #112
Originally posted by Emon:
Like most women, she looks much better without makeup.


Agreed. The shots of her on-TV have her looking like she's made of plastic.
the idiot is the person who follows the idiot and your not following me your insulting me your following the path of a idiot so that makes you the idiot - LC Tusken
2007-04-26, 11:27 AM #113
Originally posted by Wolfy:
Agreed. The shots of her on-TV have her looking like she's made of plastic.

Next-gen.
2007-04-27, 10:43 AM #114
i found her boobies on google!:downswords:
Code:
if(getThingFlags(source) & 0x8){
  do her}
elseif(getThingFlags(source) & 0x4){
  do other babe}
else{
  do a dude}
2007-04-27, 12:09 PM #115
Originally posted by Ruthven:
i found her boobies on google!:downswords:

yep, put here name in google and its the first picture that comes up under the images :)
People of our generation should not be subjected to mornings.

Rbots
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