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Mélissa Théuriau
2007-04-10, 4:45 PM #41
If only I lived in France...






And you you know, I knew how to speak french, was several orders more attractive and less annoying than I am now. Then I'd totally be in with a shot.
2007-04-10, 4:53 PM #42
She seems alright to me.
2007-04-10, 5:05 PM #43
She reminds me of Hermione.
2007-04-10, 6:06 PM #44
Shes hot but not something to drool over.

2007-04-10, 6:45 PM #45
Originally posted by Spork:
Yes. I wouldnt bang her because of that. Also there are too many vowels in her name :P
That airbrush guy must be working overtime during the summer months in France.


Yea, talk about a nasty tan. Here's my attempt to fix that :)
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2007-04-10, 7:14 PM #46
She has a serious lazy eye going on in that picture.
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2007-04-10, 9:28 PM #47
Not lazy eye, they're still pointing in the same direction. One's just slightly closed.
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2007-04-10, 9:36 PM #48
I bet no one takes her reporting seriously. Look at the way she's dressed in the last picture.
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2007-04-10, 9:37 PM #49
Originally posted by Ric_Olie:
She has a serious lazy eye going on in that picture.


This statement is filling so many internet stereotypes
:master::master::master:
2007-04-10, 9:40 PM #50
Originally posted by Freelancer:
I bet no one takes her reporting seriously. Look at the way she's dressed in the last picture.

Who ****in cares?
D E A T H
2007-04-10, 9:41 PM #51
All I'm saying is she's no Brian Williams.
"it is time to get a credit card to complete my financial independance" — Tibby, Aug. 2009
2007-04-10, 9:41 PM #52
you would all **** her
gbk is 50 probably

MB IS FAT
2007-04-10, 9:42 PM #53
Originally posted by NoESC:
you would all **** her


Um...... yeah.
"it is time to get a credit card to complete my financial independance" — Tibby, Aug. 2009
2007-04-10, 9:46 PM #54
Originally posted by NoESC:
you would all **** her


I don't think I would.

But thats because I don't like how makeup face feels. Ick.
2007-04-10, 9:46 PM #55
I hate makeup also, but thats because I'm a hippy.

o.0
2007-04-10, 9:57 PM #56
all of you
gbk is 50 probably

MB IS FAT
2007-04-10, 9:57 PM #57
No I wouldn't. I have this thing called commitment:v:

o.0
2007-04-10, 10:06 PM #58
Originally posted by Ric_Olie:
She has a serious lazy eye going on in that picture.

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2007-04-10, 10:06 PM #59
Originally posted by NoESC:
all of you


they're all lying
"it is time to get a credit card to complete my financial independance" — Tibby, Aug. 2009
2007-04-10, 10:17 PM #60
indeed they are
gbk is 50 probably

MB IS FAT
2007-04-10, 10:42 PM #61
ok, for all of you homosexuals, here she is without makeup:
[http://i11.photobucket.com/albums/a172/jeff1030/meln2.jpg]

She's still the hottest thing alive.
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2007-04-10, 10:53 PM #62
What's with the big black rectangle? COME ON. :gonk:

She's 10 times hotter in that picture than in the ones with the makeup
"it is time to get a credit card to complete my financial independance" — Tibby, Aug. 2009
2007-04-10, 11:14 PM #63
Originally posted by Big T:
.

Hahahaha!!

Also, I find it sad that people get off to a topless shot of a news anchor. Yeah she's attractive and all that but she is a News. Anchor. Someone who sits in front of a camera and says "Aujourd'hui une incindie a réclaimé les vies de trois personnes et un chat à Lyons..." I bet it was an American photographer too. I swear if I see half-naked shots of Connie Chung, I'm going to push the shiny red button that obliterates 1/3 of the human population.
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2007-04-10, 11:17 PM #64
Originally posted by JediGandalf:
Also, I find it sad that people get off to a topless shot of a news anchor.

You have a picture of the hottest goddamn woman ever. Topless. In the water.

Now what in the goddamn hell does her occupation have to do with how hot that picture is?
"it is time to get a credit card to complete my financial independance" — Tibby, Aug. 2009
2007-04-10, 11:25 PM #65
Originally posted by stat:
This statement is filling so many internet stereotypes


Big T beat me to it, but I was going to comment on her sharp elbows next.
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Złączym się z narodem.
2007-04-10, 11:25 PM #66
What happened to this??????? :colbert:


Originally posted by Freelancer:
Eh, she's really really good, just not quite my style. She's no Liv. ;)
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2007-04-10, 11:28 PM #67
That was before I saw the picture drizzt just posted. :awesome:
"it is time to get a credit card to complete my financial independance" — Tibby, Aug. 2009
2007-04-10, 11:31 PM #68
Originally posted by Freelancer:
You have a picture of the hottest goddamn woman ever. Topless. In the water.

Now what in the goddamn hell does her occupation have to do with how hot that picture is?

Well it's creepy enough that some photographer is capturing stills of her topless when I'm going to guess it was not of her design to have that. The fact that she's just a news reporter adds that proverbial salt to the wound.
Code to the left of him, code to the right of him, code in front of him compil'd and thundered. Programm'd at with shot and $SHELL. Boldly he typed and well. Into the jaws of C. Into the mouth of PERL. Debug'd the 0x258.
2007-04-10, 11:37 PM #69
If you're that hot and you go topless in public you have no right to complain if people take pictures.
"it is time to get a credit card to complete my financial independance" — Tibby, Aug. 2009
2007-04-11, 12:22 AM #70
If my local news anchor looked like that, I think I'd be more inclined to watch the news... :)

Instead, we get to look at this:

[http://news.ninemsn.com.au/img/whoswho/pic_200x150_peter_hitchener.jpg]

Edit: Wow, he's had even *more* airbrushing+makup than the French lass.
2007-04-11, 1:15 AM #71
Originally posted by JediGandalf:
Well it's creepy enough that some photographer is capturing stills of her topless when I'm going to guess it was not of her design to have that. The fact that she's just a news reporter adds that proverbial salt to the wound.


What have you got against news anchors? Bad childhood experience?
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2007-04-11, 1:37 AM #72
The weather girl on the local station was taaasty, but she was too hot and now she co-hosts a game show.

[http://img.timeinc.net/who/photos/nixon_livinia.jpg] [http://news.ninemsn.com.au/img/whoswho/pic_200x150_livinia_nixon.jpg]

Then there's the host of the most pathetic current affairs show in existence. She no longer hosts the show, probably because she is a souless hellbeast.

[http://www.geelongadvertiser.com.au/images/uploadedfiles/editorial/pictures/2007/03/13/NAOMI.jpg]
2007-04-11, 1:40 AM #73
Australian women automatically have a +10 added to their hotness via accent. Same goes with british girls, german girls, and southern chicks, though to varying degrees thereafter.
D E A T H
2007-04-11, 2:18 AM #74
Originally posted by Freelancer:
I bet no one takes her reporting seriously. Look at the way she's dressed in the last picture.


She's a reporter?
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2007-04-11, 2:43 AM #75
She reports news, making her a reporter. But is she a journalist? Who cares, she's got a pretty face.
2007-04-11, 3:46 AM #76
Jinrhavtehpurtehfase!
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2007-04-11, 4:42 AM #77
According to Wiki:

'After one year of Law school, Theuriau graduated from the Institut de la Communication et des Médias, Université Stendhal - Grenoble III at Échirolles'

' In June 2006, M6 ... [a] French television channel ... announced her arrival for September as editor in chief and presenter of Zone interdite, a weekly magazine show featuring investigative reporting. She also presents Un jour, une Photo et 2, 3 jours avec moi on the french TV channel Paris Première.'
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2007-04-11, 9:45 AM #78
I honestly don't find her particularly attractive.
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2007-04-11, 9:59 AM #79
I'd hit it for the right payment.
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2007-04-11, 10:03 AM #80
Originally posted by Avenger:
What have you got against news anchors? Bad childhood experience?

Dan Rather caused me nightmares when I was a kid :saddowns:
Code to the left of him, code to the right of him, code in front of him compil'd and thundered. Programm'd at with shot and $SHELL. Boldly he typed and well. Into the jaws of C. Into the mouth of PERL. Debug'd the 0x258.
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