"Flipping out really fast" is convenient. "Pointy ends" are useful for any number of reasons, eg for stabbing a piece of meat over the campfire and bringing it up to your mouth. You don't need a fork in that case.
Most of the knives posted are sharp and have larger blades, which serve any number of uses outdoors. Leathermans are nice, but the blade on them kind of sucks.
Also, nobody here is claiming to need a knife to feel like a "big important man." That's like saying that people who don't carry knives are bleeding-heart pansies. It's fallacious and a dumb argument to make.
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