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Where is God?
2007-04-20, 12:08 AM #1
Where is God? When was the last time he did anything?
2007-04-20, 12:09 AM #2
He/she/it/they is/are nowhere we've looked and he/she/it/they has/have never done anything we've detected.
"it is time to get a credit card to complete my financial independance" — Tibby, Aug. 2009
2007-04-20, 1:26 AM #3
the god entity created the universe, and is looking down on us as a person would study something that they have created.

:ninja: or something like that.
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2007-04-20, 1:28 AM #4
If I was God, I would give pretty much random and subtle hints of my existence, even fuel people being "HE'S NOT REAL" and when they die and meet me I'd smash pies in their faces and laugh "HAHA FOOLED YA".
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2007-04-20, 1:31 AM #5
Oh great, another God thread.
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2007-04-20, 2:02 AM #6
we realy need the religous forum back. it might even attract more people, as it seemed to have some people who only joined to use it.
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2007-04-20, 2:08 AM #7
I asked God about this not long ago. His answer?

Quote:
Oh, come on. Boise State won the Fiesta Bowl, what more do you want from Me?
If you think the waiters are rude, you should see the manager.
2007-04-20, 2:12 AM #8
He's taking a massive dump. Get off His back.
2007-04-20, 3:49 AM #9
More like where is Gold? He could probably answer your question too.
Last edited by mb; today at 10:55 AM.
2007-04-20, 3:55 AM #10
Originally posted by Michael MacFarlane:
I asked God about this not long ago. His answer?
Don't forget the Red Sox. He's probably just tuckered out is all.
Ban Jin!
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2007-04-20, 4:08 AM #11
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2007-04-20, 4:18 AM #12
God is right here. And right there. God is everywhere, and in all of us.
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2007-04-20, 4:52 AM #13
Originally posted by Isuwen:
God is right here. And right there. God is everywhere, and in all of us.



</lame>
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2007-04-20, 4:56 AM #14
Originally posted by Vincent Valentine:
Where is God? When was the last time he did anything?


he is on a beer run.... 5 minutes into the poker game and cthulhu drank all the beer... zeus and thor are quite annoyed
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2007-04-20, 6:48 AM #15
God is in the radio.
the idiot is the person who follows the idiot and your not following me your insulting me your following the path of a idiot so that makes you the idiot - LC Tusken
2007-04-20, 6:54 AM #16
Originally posted by Isuwen:
God is right here. And right there. God is everywhere, and in all of us.


I'm sorry, but I find it hard to believe there's God in tofu.
2007-04-20, 6:55 AM #17
Where God is and what he has been up to is far beyond the comprehension of mere humans.
"Flowers and a landscape were the only attractions here. And so, as there was no good reason for coming, nobody came."
2007-04-20, 6:58 AM #18
Originally posted by Vincent Valentine:
Where is God? When was the last time he did anything?


Can you explain to me how you, as a moderator, excuse regularly starting random useless idiotic threads like this?
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2007-04-20, 6:58 AM #19
*sigh*
"The trouble with the world is that the stupid are cocksure and the intelligent are full of doubt. " - Bertrand Russell
The Triumph of Stupidity in Mortals and Others 1931-1935
2007-04-20, 7:15 AM #20
Originally posted by Cool Matty:
I'm sorry, but I find it hard to believe there's God in tofu.


That's true. Is Isuwen implying that God is equal to 1 tofu?
the idiot is the person who follows the idiot and your not following me your insulting me your following the path of a idiot so that makes you the idiot - LC Tusken
2007-04-20, 7:19 AM #21
Some would say that God is sustaining the universe, and for him to STOP doing anything, we would all cease to exist.

But honestly, I have no idea if you are being serious, or not.

+ I'm late for school. :ninja:
2007-04-20, 7:27 AM #22
If there is a God, and if he created the universe then he's probably stuck outside of it.

Note that I'm taking the definition of "God" as "The creator of the universe", not necessarily "an omnipotent being". After all, if he was truly omnipotent then he could easily enter the universe and fly around and show us a bunch of cool ****. And seriously, creating a universe is a lot easier than becoming omnipotent.
Stuff
2007-04-20, 8:16 AM #23
According to Sankara, God is everywhere. In fact, we are God, since atman is brahman. It is only maya that keeps us from realizing this. And where is maya? As Sankara would say, anirvacaniya.
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2007-04-20, 8:23 AM #24
Originally posted by Jep:
Can you explain to me how you, as a moderator, excuse regularly starting random useless idiotic threads like this?


Actually, there's been a lot of interesting replies.
2007-04-20, 8:30 AM #25
Originally posted by Jep:
Can you explain to me how you, as a moderator, excuse regularly starting random useless idiotic threads like this?


I seriously don't think you of all people should be commenting on this.
2007-04-20, 8:53 AM #26
Originally posted by Bobbert:
Where God is and what he has been up to is far beyond the comprehension of mere humans.


Or, much more likely, god(s) doesn't(don't) exist.

Saying "we can't comprehend" is just a lame excuse.
"it is time to get a credit card to complete my financial independance" — Tibby, Aug. 2009
2007-04-20, 9:23 AM #27
God is in the rain!

[http://miketodd.typepad.com/waving_or_drowning/images/god_is_in_the_rain.jpg]
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2007-04-20, 10:15 AM #28
"I thought God almighty was under the sofa"
My grandad said that to me once.

I've been brought up to understand that God cannot be seen and that he represents the good in you. I was just a kid then and now I can't see that somehow :).
2007-04-20, 10:17 AM #29
God is doing PLENTY.

I mean, have you looked at Africa? Obviously God hates black people. You can see his wrath in REAL TIME. None of that phoney internet real time bull****.

He hates children too. I mean look at China. Have a daughter? Send her to the slaughter.

But God loves pointless war. Especially when it's in his name. He's probably got a massive chubby over all this Iraq stuff.
2007-04-20, 10:42 AM #30
Originally posted by Jon`C:
I seriously don't think you of all people should be commenting on this.


Stuff it, Jonsee. I post a random thread once every few months.
Was cheated out of lions by happydud
Was cheated out of marriage by sugarless
2007-04-20, 10:52 AM #31
He'll be right with you, please take a number.
If you think the waiters are rude, you should see the manager.
2007-04-20, 11:02 AM #32
God doesn't exist. Plain and simple. Believe it or not, we are a cosmic accident. We are just like every other animal on this planet, but our evolved higher brain function leads us to want to believe there is meaning for a meaningless existence.

Religion is the opium of the masses.
2007-04-20, 11:05 AM #33
Originally posted by Jep:
Stuff it, Jonsee. I post a random thread once every few months.


rocks, glass house, etc.
2007-04-20, 11:05 AM #34
Originally posted by Isuwen:
God is right here. And right there. God is everywhere, and in all of us.


Oh. Sure, a theory about God that doesn't involve searching the universe with a giant telescope.
"If you watch television news, you will know less about the world than if you just drink gin straight out of the bottle."
--Garrison Keillor
2007-04-20, 12:23 PM #35
He was round my house last night, hope he got home safely, seemed pretty god damned drunk.
2007-04-20, 1:05 PM #36
Originally posted by finity5:
Religion is the opium of the masses.


And opium the religion of the masses.
If you think the waiters are rude, you should see the manager.
2007-04-20, 1:17 PM #37
OPIATE

God, get the phrase right you brain dead sheeple. (Lolz)
2007-04-20, 1:21 PM #38
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Opium_of_the_People
If you think the waiters are rude, you should see the manager.
2007-04-20, 1:28 PM #39
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sarcasm

LEARN IT. LIVE IT. LOVE IT.

Seriously.
2007-04-20, 1:32 PM #40
Originally posted by finity5:
God doesn't exist. Plain and simple. Believe it or not, we are a cosmic accident. We are just like every other animal on this planet, but our evolved higher brain function leads us to want to believe there is meaning for a meaningless existence.

Religion is the opium of the masses.


http://dictionary.reference.com/browse/opinion
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